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Meme time

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say my name

>he does it for free

/nba/ here

thanks for the new meme faggots hahaha

more like nbgay lol

kek
KEK

Shame that this Kressel guy is on the 3rd line, he's good. If it wasn't for Sidney I bet he would be higher..

How many Cups does he have?

@Katie_Kats1

Dvorak babby

Can't wait for that one autist to reply to this saying Mark Hunter is a nepotist who should've picked Hanifin

that's cute, an Americunt who's never watched a single OHL game in his life thinks he can comment.

19 more hours shorks

Cute, a leaf that's so delusional he fools himself into thinking >his team's prospects aren't all busts. Also I could whoop your ass

You can't even skate faggot

How bout them pens

feels good to be a gangsta

A real gangsta type nigga plays his cards right

muhammad ali died

>Amerilard thinking he knows more than people employed in hockey

What's worse, being autistic or a bandwagonner?

Being canadian

Naw senpai. Being Canadian is sick

I didn't include that as a choice my autistic bandwagonning American friend

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This desu
Comfy as fuck

>tfw better at hockey than anyone here

>tf
>tp

Im on hockeydb you pleb fuck

Post link

>all pens scf goal scorers are Americans
>pens have the most Americans on their team

Americans single handedly winning the Stanley cup

Me and my dad are lel

I won the second best trophy in all of hockey.

Minnesota State High School Championship

If Minnesota is so great then why does it have no cups?

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Lucic to Oilels reeee

Not enough Minnesotans on the teams

Zach Parise - David Backes - Blake Wheeler
T.J. Oshie - Derek Stepan - Kyle Okposo
Ryan Carter - Nick Bjugstad - Brock Nelson
Anders Lee - Matt Cullen - J.T. Brown

Dustin Byfuglien - Ryan McDonagh
Erik Johnson - Justin Faulk
Nick Leddy - Jake Gardiner

That's a realistic team that could be put together and would compete for the Presidents trophy

Doan to Edmonton for rnh

Literally all worthless
Why can't Minnesota produce star players?

That's 4 lines deep all with checking ability and grit.
And star defenceman

Don't need any fairy Johnny Goudreau or Baldrick Kane shit here. Those types get thrown in the snow when they're babbies here.

Absolute trash
You know your state is garbage when Texas produced a better player than your state ever did

Who you got in tonights game lads?

Pens 3-1

Shorks 7-2

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It's about averages dumbdumb.

Minnesota players had an average PPG of. 465 this season, better than any state or province for that matter.
Minnesota players are statistically better than any region in North America

>shorks 7-2

You realize the sharks have scored 2 5on5 goals right?

This desu. Rest of the games will be like this as well

>literally worse than Florida
>it doesn't even snow there
Nice "state of hockey", you cupless cuck

more like minneshota lmao

LEL
pedosota on molestation watch

>3/7 canadian teams have 0 cups
>literally as bad as the state of h0ckey
Lweeeeeelmao

/hoc/ is for memes

9-0 penguins

w2cop a pupper like that /fa/?

>state of hockey
>lost a team to Texas
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOMOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO

5-1 sharks

image macros aren't memes

nobody on Sup Forums likes icefight except redditors

fuck off

>tfw the Penguins win and go up 3-0 and the Stanley Cup finals are completely fucked for everyone.

Win this game for the neutral fags Sharks. Literally 29 teams hockey fans are rooting for yh for this game

8-1 penguins

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>completely fucked for everyone

Not if you're a fan of the best team in the NHL :^)

Shark cucks getting swept, your ass devestation will begin soon don't worry

>gets called a redditor
>posts reddit/gaymen maymay

faggot

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Sup niggers

Canadians, is being a fan of your team suffering? How do you feel about the franchise's current/future state?

Yes. Laine.

t. laffs fan

Think they'll pass matwhos

Just for the memes

Do they need him? Laine is a much better player

You mean Matthews, right?

Yeah, who do the laffs have for center?

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Reminder that I steal your shitty memes, make them better and take them to /nba/ where the true creme de la creme memes belong.

Stay mad.

Cups > memes

That plus BPA

Delusional laffs fan thinking Matthew's is better

I laughed out loud

>mfw Aho and Faulk essentially have 2 seasons to make the playoffs and earn the team enough money to stay in Raleigh

God I fucking despise Karmanos

>It's a Sharks choke in important games episode

That's what the whole Shorks show is about, so why surprised when it happens in episode after episode?

>swedish Sebastian Aho is ranked £48 for this draft
>Carolina has the #50 draft
>Carolina may have two Sebastian Ahos in their team soon
Please do it for the memes

I can't wait for >shork posting

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The Pens are in for a rude awakening

shorks last glimmer of hope was extinguished when hertl was confirmed out

yeah you can go ahead and cut that list down to 28
first of all, rooting against Philadelphia Kessel? nigga please, i knew before they played a single game they'd be hot
secondly, cuckifornia "hockey" was always going to be a temporary meme. any day now the "fans" are going to get bored and go back to eating fake crab and watching mexicans make anchor babies with their wives.
thirdly, we don't need another team with a cup that can make fun of those who don't. blues fail, panthers fail, preds fail, wild fails, sharks fail. and the balance of power in the universe is maintained for another year.

Karlsson has been training in Hertl's place on the top line. Shorks about to get BTFO

>the pens are in for a rude awakening

Good one. I'm sure you were saying that game 1 and then game 2. And Now you're clinging on to this small glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe the penguins aren't actually that good

Don't be surprised when its 3-0

is aho even going to sign with carolina?

Yes

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To all the alcohol posters in the last thread: most of you don't know what drinking alot is. My room mate is in Russia on a trip and just sent me a message that he downed 6 litres of beer and a half litre of vodka yesterday. That a bit over 30 drinks. And he is not even a "professional".

Jaa

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Trips confirm. Thanks for doing your part, finbro

I'm sorry you had to see this

>Jets draft Bulju
>Suddenly Laine still there at #3
>Everyone calls Columbus trying to trade up

Kinda wanna see this happen desu

Toronto better pick Matthews-Gonzales, Toronto picking Laine would crush the souls of both him and the population of Finland

>Philadelphia trades Del Zotto, Read and a 2nd rounder to Columbus for Laine/Pulju

Would be awesome though

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