He will actually play

>he will actually play

ONE JOB, United. You had ONE FUCKING JOB.

where's kevin-prince boateng when you need him

Is he really that bad?

What was United's job?

nah, he's simply done

benching him. getting him injured. breaking his spirit.

okay, actually United did really well.

To cripple his legs with no survivors.

Now he's semi-crippled, gets taken to France and will be a liability (thanks to the even bigger liability that is Jewgi Löw)

Thanks for nothing, Memechesthair Untied fucking shits.

how can his hairline be so damn good

he looks so fucking aryan he's like a living caricature

you can even see what looks like an SS scar on his chin in this pic, wtf

it's amazing how aryan he looks, i would say less than 10% of germans actually look like this

Thank god, he's damn ugly. Blond hair and blue eyes don't change that.

I just remebered all the hate he got for the Ballack foul. Looking back it was a blessing in disguise.
KPB is one of the great misunderstood geniuses of our time.

>breaking a german's spirit

now i know you're a filthy immigrant

...

He sued them, right?

kek hes shit

He's very handsome.

>there is a Germany friendly today

wow, these always take me by surprise

It was not a blessing in disguise you idiot.

great fit on that jacket

It was, you cunt.

What was the benefit from missing Ballack in 2010?

Worked wonders for the teamspirit. By then it was well known that most of the team didn't get along with him very well and at that time Khedira and Schweinsteiger complemented each other better than Schweinsteiger/Ballack.

>By then it was well known that most of the team didn't get along with him very well

nice made up story

>Nach seinem folgenschweren Foul gegen Ballack im englischen Pokalfinale 2010, woraufhin der deutsche Mittelfeldstar für die WM in Südafrika verletzt ausfiel, soll er positive Reaktionen von deutschen Nationalspielern erhalten haben.
>"Die Ironie dieser Geschichte: Ich habe Nachrichten von deutschen Nationalspielern bekommen mit dem Tenor: 'Gut, dass er nicht dabei ist'. Es soll im deutschen Lager einige gegeben haben, die sich klammheimlich darüber freuten, dass Ballack nicht dabei war. Sein Standing in der Mannschaft war weiß Gott nicht gut. Keinen freute es, dass er sich verletzt hat, mich am wenigsten, aber viele fanden 'ohne Ballack' sogar die bessere Option", schreibt der 28-Jährige in seinem Buch.

>said by KPB

do you know the meaning of the term conflict of interest

>dany sahne dark chocolate is way better than the standard dany sahne

wow, who would have thought

What about light chocolate leroy sahne?

>implying

Salty non-aryan german detected
JUST

International football is low quality desu, a player like Schweini can still compensate a lot through experience and routine on that level despite being slow and fat.

yeah whatever. Don't wanna burst your bubble m8.

Yeah I'm sure they all hated Ballack after they reached the euro finals with him being captain just two years before. KPB is know for being a classy individual and surely wouldn't twist the truth to put himself in a better light after pretty much all of Germany hated him (rightfully).

Yeah I'm sure people like Lahm, Podolski, Schweinsteiger and Bierhoff sure miss Ballack after all the kindergarten stuff that has happened between 2008-2010.

This, plus in the absence of Lahm there needs to be someone to mentor and coach the younger players instead of Jogi.