/heem/: stand and bang bro edition

Upcoming events:

6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava - [Starts at 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST]

6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]

6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (Still TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

Previous thread: News:

>Is MMA getting bigger than boxing? mmajunkie.com/2016/06/have-mma-and-ufc-surpassed-boxing-as-king-of-combat-sports-betting

>Nikita Krylov vs Ed Herman added to UFC 201
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nikita-krylov-vs-ed-herman-added-to-ufc-201-in-atlanta

>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199

Other urls found in this thread:

foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-fighter-darrell-horcher-grateful-to-be-alive-after-horrific-motorcycle-accident-052716
weibo.com/onefc
youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
nicogachan.net/watch.php?v=sm2652052
youtube.com/watch?v=3dB3YUerKVU
youtube.com/watch?v=VprGTqEsBTM
youtu.be/oQgicu6G6n8
youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
youtube.com/watch?v=BA0DikFdIWE
youtube.com/watch?v=5CthAvRcXSc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Imagine being so autistic that you start general threads early because you're starved for attention

>mfw someone says a cuss word

>those obvious af lifts

Fucking kill yourself

>mfw I realized Conor will ko nate, floyd, frankie, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order

Bro I told you to get rid of the parenthesis and the small shows no one cares about(pancrase, Titan, and the nonexistent invicta show).

Come on man, step your game up.

HEIL SCHAUB

your opinion = wgaf
casuals out

Is ONE or Lellator the second biggest mma promotion in the world?

lellator is appearance, ONE in actuallity

how do you determine size? viewers?

ONE has the asian market, they'll be the UFC's main competitor soon enough

viewerships and/or revenues i guess

no one has the asian market m8. it barely exists.

M1 is probably up there in terms of viewers.

>Schaub thinks the Garbrandt card is better than 199

Nobody takes him seriously, right?
He's just a meme, right?

You tell us how big one FC is in Asia man.

On normiebook one has 2.5 million likes, bellator has 1.5 million.

Bellator obviously has the better talent and should be second, but idk how big one really is in Asia.

It's ONE, they've got broadcasting deals throughout Asia (trumping Bellator) and get sponsored by companies Disney.
It's funny because Bellator gets a lot more attention, but that's largely because they're based in the US.

>m-1 is up there in viewers

Werdumface.jpg

Are we pretending now?

this guy has terrible luck

foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-fighter-darrell-horcher-grateful-to-be-alive-after-horrific-motorcycle-accident-052716

>typing out what you're trying to quote

t. newfag

nah he's got bad luck.

your parents have terrible luck.

well a vietnamese channel was broadcasting one of their shows live with local commentary and shit, even had replays of shows afterwards. since mma isn't even a thing here i guess it shows they're still expanding by being more and more accessible

ONE has pretty chill tv deals or so I've heard, to my knownledge many countries here can watch it live for free as well

meanie

We all love him here, sorry goof

It's worth noting "Normiebook" is banned in China

can any of you goofs read moon and tell us how many followers they have on chinese facebook

weibo.com/onefc

703, 037

*703,037

OP YOU FAGGOT
WHY YOU NOT POST 4/6 HENDERSON VS. LOMBARD ???

Will Spain's own Dominicko Cruz take the belt back casa?

Is One bigger than WSOF?

si

WSOF actually pay for their TV deal and run at an incredible loss IIRC

On paper there were pretty comparable spice-wise post Weeman pullout.

when
will
they
learn

>mfw bisping ko's luke with a wheel kick

>mfw luke gasses just like he gassed in the weidman fight and bisping coasts to a decision victory

>tfw 2 of your BOYS are fighting today
>tfw it's your birthday
>tfw just shitposting on /heem/

Happy birthday, go KO someone to celebrate

but Luke was on antibiotics for that fight and Bisping is on a sort of short notice

gefeliciteerd me lad

Anyone link for that video about Dominick Cruz movement, when Dominicks movement is compared to Ali's?

Luke has an excuse for every fight in case he loses or looks bad in any way

happy birthday bro.

happy birthday lad, who are your boys? Bisping and Breese?

post GOAT walkout songs

youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

So what you're saying is that he wasn't on antibiotics, and just so happened to gas early just like being on antibiotics would?

nicogachan.net/watch.php?v=sm2652052

The next few weekends is /heem/ heaven.

Are you niggers excited?

Who walks out to that?

I'm sure he was, but if he looked fine he wouldn't have even mentioned it. He exaggerated his knee injury this time too

heemy bday

USADA
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Found it

youtube.com/watch?v=3dB3YUerKVU

Mohammed Ali, what a legend.

why do u dick ride him so hard

Chris Leben did once

youtube.com/watch?v=VprGTqEsBTM

looks pretty epic

youtu.be/oQgicu6G6n8

If you're sure he was, what does it even have to do with my original point where Luke's stamina was affected by antibiotics
because ridiculous pricks don't like Rockhold for reasons like A. He's good looking B. He grew up rich or C. He doesn't bring 'le bantz', meanwhile he's a great fighter and I can't remember a single boring fight he's ever had

>mfw Bisping walks outs to this

youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk

>the state of Cruz's lift wearing
christ man have some dignity

Is the local commentary any good or is it Bill Superfoot Wallace tier?

>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.

Rockhold has a torn MCL.
Nobody can roll with a torn MCL.
Nobody is dumb enough to try.
Nobody has that much fighting spirit.
Nobody can overcome these odds.
In 17 hours we get to see it live on Pay Per View. How cool is that?

the AC said its only a sprain

>Rockhold rocks and knockdowns Bisping
>Rockhold starting to celebrate on the fence
>but Rockhold, m-match is not over says refereee
>bell rings
>Rockhold starts to meme around next round
>Bisping KO's Rockhold
>mfw

e-es normal?

AND NEW MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
MICHAEL "THE CUNT" BIIIIIIIIIIISPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>Luke's face when

Callum Bisping will assault Rockhold with a steel chair

Swallow or spit, /heem/?
youtube.com/watch?v=BA0DikFdIWE

i'm watching yesterdays face-offs . Uriah Faber is shook as fuck HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

w-was he talking about cum?

"If you can believe Jesus walked on water, you can believe you me" - Michael 'The Count' Bisping

/hueem/ is love
/hueem/ is life

Why are people so certain Bisping is going to win? Rockhold is a lot better than him and also has a reach advantage. Bisping also gets distracted by stupid shit in the middle of the fights and starts talking to the ref in the middle of getting punched in the head. I think Bisping showed nothing in the Silva fight that can beat Rockhold. He is probably going to get kicked in the head/body or countered with Rockholds right hook and then gets submitted.

How is Bisping going to actaully win if he does? The only way he can win is by getting close to Rockhold and landing strikes there and winning by decision or heem. Rockhold is good at maintaining distance and using his long reach so I don't see that happening.

tl;dr why Bisping?

>you can believe you me

im pretty sure, everyone thinks rockholds going to fuck him up m8

Meme power dude, meme power
The outcome which will produce the most memes is the most likely outcome

I think Bisping is the better boxer, if Luke really is planning on boxing then Bisping's chances go way up. Although he lacks power to hurt Rockhold and his cardio might suspect with the short notice nature of the camp. Otherwise I expect this fight to go similar to their first one with Rockhold chewing Bisping up with kicks.

fuckin kek

It looks awful.

im boycotting this card because of how ufc treated Conor McGregor, disgraceful. he lifted the company from its knees and they spit in his face. scum.

>Why are people so certain Bisping is going to win?
People want him to win. Doesn't mean they are certain he will.

If I bet with my heart, I say Bisping. If I bet with my head and wallet, I say Rockhold.

I think that Nik Lentz is the worst matchup possible for conair

thats my meme lad, glad you enjoyed it :)

I'm pretty sure almost everyone on /heem/ "boycotts" every card because I don't think anyone here is actually inviting over a few friends to watch the fights

Memes are owned by no man.

I've been a fan of Luke's fighting style for a while now and thought I'd speak up.

He's a tricky customer in that he has people scared of his striking but he's beat his last 4 opponents on the ground.

I can't understand how people are liking Bisping so much, this guy repeatedly embarrasses himself and never learns or admits defeat. Mouthpieces like him and Conor are a detriment to the sport imo.

I love Luke's no bullshit approach, fighting injured but dgaf.

I predict he'll actually use two arms to beat Mike this time and make it look easy again.

Bisping and Cruz, thanks lads, hope you have nice days yourself

meme is a social construct

can you post the other ones aswell I forgot those

Prob the latter.

>british memes
I got one for ya

my BOY and his bros

don't have them written down, might shitpost today if i get bored
delet

>cockhold is his boy
gonna be a rough day for you lad

youtube.com/watch?v=5CthAvRcXSc

Gracie jiu-jitsu motherfucker

Jesus they all look so similar

fucking surfer beach bum family, figures