/trans/ - CHAT SHIT GET GUNNED Edition

LEICESTER FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

wobbly sausage

Shit OP, someone make a decent one.

>tfw I'm a /lifelong/ gooner now

You'll fit in well with all the blacks and pakis desu

everton on dynasty watch [s. korea]

WEAR THE GUN, WEAR THE RED

Doesn't sound as good 2bh

reckon man united will win the league

the EUROPA LEAGUE >:D

i love trans lads

First for Leicester going further in the CL than Arsenal

>tfw England don't get out of the groups.
>tfw then Mou doesn't win a game and gets fired early on.

I want to get rid of the pessimism but Van Laal and >moyes have corrupted me.

Could Zlatan stay one extra year in United?
>tfw no CL

>yfw Wenger thought a kick and rush striker would work in his shitty sideways pass 24/7 and walk the ball into the goal system
Thank you based Arsenal for booking your 4th place this early.

Any news with the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation, la?

that's unironically a good thing for them though lol not sure I get the malice in this tweet

;D

>Getting £20 million + for a 30 year old
Great business.

Was most likely a one-season wonder anyway, will probably score 10 or 11 at most for Arsenal.

Wenger is probably thinking about retiring in a year or two anyway so he doesn't give a fuck about leaving Arsenal with two 32+ year old strikers.

Arsenal are truly fucked when he leaves. Reckon Sanchez and Ozil will want out this summer or next too.

>Tfw supported city through the late 90's and early 2000's

You dont know true pain you cockney mug.

Zeman isn't returning to Lugano. No more meme tactics next year.

I'm sure he'll sign an extension before January, then play shit for 18 months.

I know it's fucking retarded. Perhaps even worse than Lelverpoop signing Benteke. Even more stupid seeing as they already have Walcott who is essentially the same player.

This. Even as an Arsenal fan, Arsenal will do a worse-than-Liverpool style drop. Maybe even a Leeds style.

Sevilla will win that.

>mfw a year from now when he's scored the most goals in england Sup Forums will give him the ronaldo treatment and go MUH TAP INS

come on now 4 in a row? there has to be a point where the meme finally stops

>vardy decides to stay
>he's suddenly GOAT again
Never change Sup Forums

Vardy in a nutshell

> 2011/12 (with Fleetwood Town)
Great season
> 2012/13
Shit season
> 2013/14
Great season
> 2014/15
Shit season
> 2015/16
Great season
> 2016/17
??

LOL no. Walcott can't finish. Vardy can. Vardy actually has some strength, Walcott falls over. Vardy can dribble. Walcott can't.

Vardy has proven he can fight for top scorer in EPL, Walcott won't even be top scorer in Arsenal who only have 1 (ONE) striker.

what most arsenal fans believe is that they are this underachieving club and wenger is holding them back

what the reality is, is that they are overachieving and once wenger leaves so does the glue that ties the whole operation together and they will be absolutely destroyed

everton-tier midtable beckons

>not liking the absolute madman

Yeah Sevilla are one of the best teams in the world, way too good for the Europa League. I reckon that they will win the CL next year.

Why would Koeman go from Southampton to Everton? I really don't understand the logic behind this move.

Remember me when Vardy becomes Walcott v2.

>he thinks vardy is superior to walcott or welbeck
>he thinks it's not because of the style of football lester play that vardy scores so many
>he thinks that vardy will outscore welbeck at arsenal next year

LMFAO

Duh. This is the Sup Forums. As soon as Arsenal are involved, the player is shit. MSN could go to Arsenal and they'd be shit and were 'never good'.

>Vardy can dribble
Not really

Falling for the rich owner meme.

>Vardy actually has some strength, Walcott falls over.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Doesn't really matter, he needs a ball over the top early to play that style, 99% of his goals are Mahrez/ Drinkwater longballs that he chases and finishes.
At Arsenal 99% of the time Sanches or Ozil will hold on to the ball forever before it going out for a corner

Historically a bigger club with new owners who will give him cash to splash. Plus he's probably pissed at Southampton having to sell his star players every season.

They hold the ball forever because Giroud is a donkey and won't run behind the defender.

i rate pep

Okay? I have no investment either way, but trying to claim Vardy is as shit as Wellshit is funny as fuck.

Welbeck won't do shit. Neither will Walcott.

If Vardy does do well, you'll never been seen again, you'll never go "yeah I was wrong". Kinda the best thing about anonymity?

Good tunes btw.
>tfw we'll never hang out

Same.

Walcott can run too but they still never play a ball over the top early.

Some strength. It's called relative, cuntbag. Walcott has nothing. Vardy is stronger. I didn't say he was strong.

Arsenal play with wingers, I believe, so wouldn't the crosses be good?

Not that hard, we, spurs, done it

They do when he's playing as striker, you should watch more matches.

Dude arsenal should hire you, you seem really knowledgeable
LMFAO

>they do when he's playing as a striker
kek

>Okay? I have no investment either way, but trying to claim Vardy is as shit as Wellshit is funny as fuck.
I'm not, I'm saying Arsenal's style doesn't suit either of them. Arsenal need a striker like Kane or Aguero who can receive on the edge of the box and make space for themselves.

The move to Arsenal makes a rather shitty end to the Vardy film doesn't it

would like to see Ibra wear the number 7

Vardy falls down constantly, especially in the box.

lol, the movie will bomb after this.

Have you thought that he was signed so Arsenal CAN change their style? Isn't it one of the most well made complaints about Arsenal is that everybody knows how to play them? You press and don't give them time. If that happens, you just switch to hoofball and since Ozil has quality passing, he should put it on a plate for Vardy, either way.

>create more chances than any other team
>top assists lad in ozil
>we need a striker!
>sign 24 goal champion
>WENGER OUT

wait until leicester replace him with sanogo, he scores 40 goals and they win the CL next season.

He's chasing rings bro, Vardy has never ever won the 4th place trophy.

Arsenal played their best football when Walcott was on form up front and Arsenal DO NOT play possession football, I'm tired of seeing this meme spouted

This. People don't realize havung a player like Vardy will open up the field.

How he is still underrated? I don't know. He's a super dependable finisher and a constant threat on a counterattack.

Jesus christ. The Everton squad he's getting is so terrible too.

>Baines
Over the hill
>John Stones
Gone and the most overrated player in the world atm
>Barkley
Stagnated
>Lukaku
Gone
>Barry
Over the hill
>Osman
Over the hill
>Jagielka
Over the hill
>No goalkeeper

>McGeady
>Besic

Their only three good players are Coleman, Deulofeu and Mirallas, and the latter two are literally retarded.

Why is /trans/ so much more popular than /epl/?

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DONE DEAL: Koeman to Everton confirmed

If you can't work that out yourself then you're a fucking retard

Hows the Liverpool to Europe situation, friend?

because it doesn't limit fans to just PL, it introduces fans from other leagues too

>leaving the champions for a just about top4 team

they need to sell Stones and Barkley and Lukaku to finance a major overhaul.

>chrome pleb

What if he wins the cl

>ust about top4 team

>14/15
>3rd

>15/16
>2nd

>16/17
>???

Im upset, too, as a /lifelonger/. But the man clearly wanted to be paid.

Doesn't the EPL have no salary cap?

No excuse for not keeping him.

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must have promised him a big transfer kitty

Vardy replacement

That's true, Didn't they play this style early/mid last season when Walcott started getting back into the England team? Could be they just think Walcott isn't good enough in the centre so they brought Vardy in for that role.

Arsenal are really confusing anyway, sometimes they're Barcelona-tier and other times they're Bournemouth-tier.

How have Arsenal ever been Bournemouth-tier?

>Arsenal can change their style
>Wengerball
>Changing
kek

This new Ghostbusters film has to be some sort of elaborate prank

The Vardy 'book' just lost about 200,000 guaranteed sales

So there is 6 groups in the Euro's and 16 teams go through so how does this shit work?

Top 2 go through then highest points of 4 of the 3rd placed teams?

get in here

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If you want porn, why not just go to a pornsite and fap?

it literally gained millions worldwide

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Is Vardy a leicesterlad?

why are australians so fucking weird

It's less than 20m.

In today's market that's a bargain desu.

When they control possession for the whole game and end up losing 2-0

REMOVE NEW POKEGIRL

Yeah.

Must be the constant threat of death from spiders, snakes, crocodiles...kangaroos. Must warp their minds a bit.

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No, they either don't want him or can't read English and have no money.

One bad month and Vardy ends up as human clickbait for Arsenal 'tv'.

>piers morgan twitter feed.html

Think I may have burned the shape of sunglasses onto my face, hard to tell if it's that or my cheeks are flushed from the heat

Can you make iced coffee with instant?

>the canon pokegirl will be white with blonde hair
>there are "men" who will NOT play as the brown girl

Can't stop playing overwatch lads