/heem/: kyle noke edition

Upcoming events:

6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava - [Fight Pass says 1 PM EDT, 10 AM PDT, 6 PM BST now]


6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2) - [FP Prelims start at 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST | FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST | PPV starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]

6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

Previous thread: (Cross-thread)

News:

>Is MMA getting bigger than boxing?
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/have-mma-and-ufc-surpassed-boxing-as-king-of-combat-sports-betting

>Nikita Krylov vs Ed Herman added to UFC 201
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nikita-krylov-vs-ed-herman-added-to-ufc-201-in-atlanta

>Luke Rockhold has grade 2 MCL sprain, is still fighting
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/csac-doctor-champ-luke-rockhold-has-grade-2-mcl-sprain-but-ok-to-fight-at-ufc-199

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=S1E6Q6RMzWU
youtube.com/watch?v=-BczxG3R6wk
espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15941711
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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So based.

Really glad I'm not a loser like you.

>implying bisbong won't win with ease

Does TV guy still post here?

he's back

the tv guy is the dock person here, right

Is bisping wins then I lose faith in mixed martial arts

Boxing is clearly the more legitimate sport

>tfw pic related will submit clay in the first round

First for being careful.

post more webms

hey man whats up

You can never be careful enough

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>le tap to strikes man

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Yo Khabib sent out a weird tweet telling people to stay out of major cities around the world. And to be careful during Ramadan. He deleted it however saying it was a dm and meme meant for people he thought were okay.

brought to you by frank sobotka

fuckkkkkkk

WE

>people in cities

and nothing of value is lost

Is he a shipbroker? I'm a shipbroker, too.

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WUZ

great scramble

>indentured servant longshoremen in charge of calling people losers

KANGS

Worst get in the history of gets. I feel for you user

>shit post, unfunny
>no one will ever see it because the thread is dead

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>tfw
kill me

Currently watching Bad Blood on directv.

She seems to be really cute, it's a shame that she is so stupid.

what were they trying

Tell me something....?

>he put money on rockhold

>paige all I want is a response so I can show my homies

Fucking pathetic.

Well shit, what did the bacon say to the tomato?

>rogan in charge of inspection

Am I the only one excited for the Penne fight?

something like this i imagine
youtube.com/watch?v=S1E6Q6RMzWU

no

Who is your top five atm?

1.) Jones
2.) Swanson
3.) Thompson
4.) Holloway
5.) Cyborg

what are the chances bisping just oblique kicks the shit out of luke's dodgy leg til he taps?

this is funnier with audio

she squeaks like chipmunk just before she lands

Does bisping even know how to throw accurate leg kicks? I think the bum knee is gonna motivate luke to finish the fight early so he isnt hobbling in rounds 4 and 5.

youtube.com/watch?v=-BczxG3R6wk

1)Rory
2)Tom Lawler
3)Cruz
4)Bisping
5)Diaz

he probably has the GOAT chin

I don't know why people (Asan) were convinced he was gone. He has posts a pic like once a month

The chances of anything but Bisping being destroyed are slim to none, unfortunately.

It's a typical short-notice can fight.

I just watch the Ali video where he talks about race mixing. I'm a "white" (white in quotes because I'm part italian and apparently italians aren't considered white to many on Sup Forums) guy dating a costa rican girl. She is very light skinned though, in fact even in the winter months I have darker skin than her. But nonetheless her ancestors are from latin america and mine are from europe. Would my relationship disappoint Ali?

espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15941711

Does your bird have a nice big arse?

You ...you're part egg-plant.

heem deady
keku

Dunno how he managed to keep his eyes off both Penne and Betch.

1)McGregor
2)McGregor
3)McGregor
4)McGregor
5)McGregor

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is there a reason for us to care about this webm

1. Diaz
2. Diaz
3. Barbarena
4. Overeem
5. Mighty Mouse

Mexicans are gonna wreck blacks when they get in power

EFN IS LIVE

>looking at Honda when Vanessa is right next to you

Beta cunt

Where's the heem?

It's a marathon fight day!

That webm gave me blue balls

Damn that's pretty badass. If only I could do fight pass on my PS4 I'd pay for it.

Lads I have a feeling that this is going to be an excellent night.

nigs gonna nog
as white males we should be fuming with rage from this cuck being shat on by a chimp

they have it on xbox, they need to put it on ps4 already

It's a joke that they haven't got FitePass on the PS4 yet. Not to mention they were promising a FitePass redesign like two months back and that's nowhere to be seen, search is still barely usable, what a rort.

This guy passes as white in the US of A?

Night of upsets tbqh

>he's alive

he's typical bro in bro culture bro.

noice

quick armbar there, wew

MY BOY

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I agree. Urijah is most definitely winning, that I know.

Bisping just might tap into that magic and somehow finish Luke. I doubt it, but I also doubted Holly would crush Ronda, that Nate would steamroll Conor, and that Stipe would starch Werdum

>he's alive

>tfw furpuck finals, ufc, and friends want to go out tonight

Fugg

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quite mean desu

t-city for life

>friends want to go out tonight

>Urijah movement
>0-4 title shots

Vangho had a heck of a tattoo

>apehoop finals
>huezil match
>ufc

feels good man

Cunt I hope you get crushed by a container one day

The NHL finals are fucking garbage this year. Both teams are shit. Shittsburgh is gonna win again. Yawn.

Watch 199 you stupid goon. Card is stacked and there's two belts on the line.

Most of Kenya has been range banned because of cp posters so I can only post from a few areas. I still lurk erryday though. /heem/ is life

dinner with friends

dinner alone

watching UFC alone

>Bulletproof Coffe [x]
>Alpha Brain™ [x]
>Official Reebok® Fight Kit [x]
Who else is ready for 12 hours of fighting?

damn nigs

Pick one?

>™