Next wave of elite national talent:
RUS: Scherbak, Goldobin, Provorov and Samsonov
CAN: McDavid, Fabbri, Ekblad and Murray
SWE: Ek-Eriksson, W.Nylander, J.Larsson and Dansk
FIN: Laine, Puljujarvi, Honka and Korpisalo
USA: Eichel, Larkin, Hanifin and Gibson
CZE: Zacha, Pastranak, Vrana and Vanecek
Thoughts?
Publix is good.
wtf look how long this guys arms are
>ragged
>rags
*pastrnak
the only likeable ruin outside of Bergeron and Krejci. (i actually like Poopa too, i love hotheads lol).
david pastrnak has a cool backstory that there's a youtube video of, if anyone's bored.
Russia confirmed Finland tier
America confirmed Sweden tier
Canada confirmed Canada tier
I hope /cric/ comes back! They were great posters, way better than mongols and canautists.
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/hoc/ on suicide watch
Th for we would have destroyed the shorks and won the cup if not for pittsburgh refpuck
if sweden is allowed to include larsson then russia should be allowed to include the 40 year old russian the blackhawks signed.
3 points for geno tonight, boys.
>everyone talking hockey
>this retard still trying to start Sup Forums fights
>arguing about sweaters
>talking hockey
Once the finns get IP banned, you're next gordo.
Put 50 on the Sharks and 50 on a crosbae goal, lads
Did I do good?
They're jerseys arent they
>American hockey knowledge
>ragged
@68104707
No more (yous) until you stop intposting, caitlyn
When hoc memes go to far
Yes. Only pathetic Canacucks who desperately try to be relevant call them sweaters. see
Anyone under the age of 40 who calls it a "sweater" is a tryhard
>mad
>at words
post more of this smug fuckin pig
Some make one with bill
>Laffs
stop forcing reddit memes
Beards
Okay who wrote that
A canadian
I'm organizing my picture folders and came across this you guys remember this faggot?
What a homosexual name
...
>there will never be an era of elite goaltenders such as Roy, Brodeur, Hasek, Belfour and Vanbiesbrouck again
I remember him being pretty chill and your failed attempt at doxing him expecting "we r leguyn" responses but instead getting called an underage faggot and laughed at by the entire /hoc/ community.
Now you're trying again but we're still just going to laugh at you.
Jimmy you moved?
are u homosex
>you will never be drafted to the Jets and get a qt Jets gf like Laine will
thank god. if we had those goalies with these current goal-scoring levels, no one would ever score again, except on finnish goalies
Imagine Stan Lee finals with Prime Brodeur or Hasek against Gretzky and Messier
>goals are scored
>33% are disallowed due to ticky tack slow-mo offsides reviews
>NHL wonders how they can increase goalscoring
its almost like they should just allow the goals that are scored, or something.
What is the meme landscape looking like for tonight lads?
>shorks
>qt
>shittipeg
I know it's a literal who city Sven, but wpg might legitimately be a step below detroit and windsor. Laine better bring a """"qt"""" from finland if he wants to fuck something beyond a drunk abo junkie hambeast.
He's bringing his mom
Connor McDavid
>Speed babby
>Relies on European dangles
>Has a Junior tier body
>Cries when he's injured
>Captain for the Otters in the OHL and never in the NHL
>Matt Hendricks from Minnesota
>Hustle, Grit and determination
>Blocks a shot with his dick and nuts then gets up to block another
>Alpha male who fights against the league's toughest (Lucic, Boogard, Probert, Semenko, Rypein, Chelios)
>Captain for Team U.S.A and wears an "A" in Edmonton
heavy shorkening with intervals of billposting
expect early scaaaaaaarrrrrrr posts throughout
get back over the border chubs you faggot
nice proxy, Minnesota
McDavid has the intangibles though. He's a generational meat n potatoes talent that not even Hendricks can compete with in that department. Agree with most everything else though.
>you will never have sex with an eskimo
>based craig will never come back
>you will never be Craig
youtube.com
just go to Finland, m8
In fact, you guys have a bunch of samoyeds, too.
>samis are the same thing as north american inuits
That's racist you fucking cis scum!!!!!
Feels good to see all yinz faggots bitching .
>would you like some cheese with that whine ?
they basically are tho
>@koshtorontosun
>Laine hopes #Leafs have hard choice between him and Matthews
KEK he really does not want to be drafted by shitterpeg
Yeah, and you're pretty much an albanian
Tryingtoohard/10
His dad died of cancer and he had Mono and got a concussion when he was little... boo-hoo, bitch. Le sad story player. Fuck Bombston.
>lists Laine and Puljujarvi
>no Matthews
>being an insecure Cancuck
kek
>@GinoRedaTSN
.@PatrikLaine29 just told me he'd compare Matthews and himself to Toews and Oveckin. Says will take him 5 yrs to be like Ovie @TSNHockey
Mad at words / (fuck ) ( you)
>found the sharks fan hahahahh
>pens in 4
Edgemaster
I'm a pens fag you're just a faggot
>Toews 3 cups
>Ovie none
kek nice comparison you dumbass mongol
i like that level of confidence, but at the same time, i hope he never scores an NHL goal and in 5 years he's playing in Liigga.
Joke's on you, I like him even more now that I've seen this. :)
its over before it even starts
Can't wait for his smug as fuck interviews between periods 2bh
He's lucky he's white, can you imagine if Evander Kane said shit like that before going to winterpeg? kek
i feel like evander kane said he wanted to or was going to score 40 goals recently. hell, maybe you're being meta and that's the joke you're making, but i don't think race is something to try to be funny about at this point in history. namaste
God damn I love being white. You know how when you have marker or your skin you feel like it's dirty? I wonder if niggers always feel like that
>68
one post away from making a good post. well, it was a meat and potatoes post, the effort was there.
Why the fuck not
t. sami
No.. literally just saying can you imagine what a shitshow it would've been. They got mad about him apparently not being nice to waiters at restaurants. If he'd made comments like Laine? Ohhh man.
Winnipeg is basically pretty similar to most states below the Mason-dixon line, just with atrocious weather
i don't think you understood my post, gordie.
>Vanbiesbrouck
Winnipeg is a hell hole and one of the worst cities in Canada/USA.
t. Went to Winnipeg a couple weeks ago
t. englishman
who /already drunk/ here?
his confidence is through the roof
i'm still drunk from last night, get on my level
Let's fucking go lets go pens
>scratch my back will a rusty hacksaw
>lets go pens
>just like 09 pens win the cup then steelers win the bowl
>Laine doesn't rate pulju
That's why I started early 2bh
he's already established the love / hate personality in NA.
gotta say I enjoy his blunt quotes and bants, it's good for NHL
will he reach mikael samuelsson-tier bluntness? that guy was on another level, gave hilarious interviews and quotes
The best part about Laine going to the Jets means we get to watch him on TSN.
he actually said that if he would be the gm, Laine would draft himself 1st and then trade for Puljujärvi :DDDD
sportsnet.ca
absolute madman :DD
i love it when he just goes and says to the NA media that he thinks he should be the first overall
no NA prospect would ever say anything like that
who's this mongoloid?
>literally forgetting eichel who was barely a year ago
lol who
tsn.ca
BUFFALO - Patrik Laine towers. He’s a supernova. He’s a condor. And, man, is he tall.
Walking down a hallway with a group of fellow prospects at the NHL Scouting Combine Thursday, Laine sticks out. He’s the first the eye picks out. He’s larger than the rest by several inches.
BIG GUY
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>wants to go first to get to Toronto -->
>but wants to get traded to Columbus
Sure smells madman!
Can you see the combine results somewhere? people are posting Laine and others height/ weight, would like to know if pulju has grown as much as I think he has in the last year
jesus christ pulju in the back looks like he has downs