Get italian gf

>get italian gf
>she cooks pasta and tomato sauce every fucking day

>get gf
kys

Modern girls are shit cooks, you can't teach them recipes like (TM)s or harvest moon

>get britsh gf
>she prays allah and muhammad every fucking day

>no gf
>cook pasta and tomato sauce every fucking day
>not even Italian diaspora

>get italian gf
>she give me this hand gesture everyday

OH!!!

>get polish girlfriend
>she has a typical ugly crooked nose

>Get Belgian gf
>she is actually Moroccan and her parents moved there

An italian raped your crush?

>daycare center lady made me eat my own vomit
>can't eat homemade food without throwing up because of that
>never eaten my moms shit food and when she whines about that i tell to go fuck herself for putting me in that daycare

god i hate females

>get Italian gf
>She's shy and reserved
Really makes the old noggin throb

wtf

So this is how Mongols raise their children...

>Be Fundlanish
>Eat own vomit

been in the army yet? food there is normally so shit you become the least fussy eater you can imagine

>have no gf
>eat junk food and cry myself to sleep every day

>get American gf
>she cooks deep-fried butter every fucking day

Was there for a few weeks, too many mental problems for me to fit in.

>get brit gf
>go to a restaurant everytime she offers cooking

Do you miss kebab?

>Binland

>get MILF gf
>she cooks for and spoonfeeds me as foreplay

A can of tuna, perhaps?

unlucky boyo

is there a stigma for that kind of thing in finland like there is in israel? here if you get out on mental discharge (if you're a guy) you get looked down on

At least I didn't have to suck Jimmy Savilles cock

SAMADDAWITCHU?

My father didn't speak to me for a week.

how's about that then

>get italian gf
>wake up

my fucking sides

>not respecting your elders by honoring blowjob requests
are you a delinquent?

>said 5 o'clock milk in the tea

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harsh mate. all the best improving your eating disorder

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Just Finland things

>get British gf
>she cooks curry tikka everyday and shits in the driveway

wish i had a qt angry italian gf desu

>get Mexican gf
>now my asshole has third degree burns

>get a PhD gf
>she makes you cook for both

>many such cases
oh hi Jeb

>angry

But we're the chilliest

>get no gf
>cook a shitty oatmeal and ramen like a prisoner for myself every single day

>no gf
>eat mcdonalds

>chill
friend of mine gets angry whenever i say something wrong about pasta

>get a black goddess, fat bootied gf
>she's from Argentina

>be Romanian
>can't wake up

like a prisoner?

m8 you live in Poland, I'd rather be locked up in prison than live there.

>get italian gf
>she tells me to watch it every day

I'd rather live in poland than in pakistan m8, nice flag desu

>Hey!!!
>I'm walkin eeeere

At least tell us the story behind it. Why did she make you eat your vomit? Why did you vomit?

Calm down Paddy, what happened? Did someone steal your potato ration for the day?

WATCH IT, HBO EXECS

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT PASTA YOU ASSHOLE

>daycare center lady made me eat my own vomit

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reminds me of the time my mom raped me, i vomited for like 2 hours

How do get an Italian girlfriend?

I love Pasta and bread and I eat tons of it every day

Be at least 185 cm tall, have blue eyes and be wealthy

I had that same guestion on my mind Hans. They're imo best looking women on earth.

>be wealthy
so that's the only thing I've to work on. I would get along very good with their mothers too. Older women love me

I wasn't serious about that, I just mentioned some qualities that girls may like in Germans, but it's not that all women are golddiggers

This pretty much. I knew more dishes from my old shared apartment time than my gf.

story tiem?
story tiem

kys chad

delet

best women are french. fucking cute with their language. talked to my gf's family they sound like a gay bar

>get turkish gf
>doesnt make kebab every day

is she qt

watch it

yeah i said some random shit that was wrong and he stopped me and started going on a rant about pasta

you went too far