HEEM- Memes are real edition

>brocks back
>Michael "the cunt" Bisping wins
>Holloway lets Lamas bang
>early prelims fight of the year
>Rockhold spergs out in the post fight

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artem

Schaub

>mfw I realized conor will ko nate in the rematch

ngannou

Cruz

Lads, Bisping is the champion. What the fuck is happening? Is this some sort of alternate universe? This card broke the conditioning. This is a simulation.

Anyone got webms of the Cain or Reem fights lads?

>Connor wins a title, Ireland comes out in full force.
>Bisping wins a title, England comes out in full force.

The UK needs to be disposed of. Immediately.

I really hope he does. As much as I like nate I prefer the potato hype train.

He just demolishes them verbally, then physically, then proceeds to collect checks.

Fucking McGroober had to ruin this shit with his garbage BJJ. Fuck the touch butt and practice your jits, you fucking idiot.

Isn't this post against Official Simulation Rules? Enjoy deletion by the programmers.

>thinking Tate won't win
>thinking DC will let the goofy fuck control him
>thinking Brock won't get put into a sideshow for the MMA elite

I enjoy his use of the word 'faggot.'

Phillip Brooks has been employed by UFC for 547 days.

>mfw somebody says a cuss word

>tfw Diaz will put the last nail in the McMeme coffin

This isn't the first time he's done it.
This is big news.
While it doesn't look like a big deal to you, leaking big news like this to your measly twitter does affect sales and marketing, especially when a deal like this involves multiple parties like Brock, his lawyers and WWE, and there are probably clauses and agreed upon protocol that need to be followed

>le conor has bad jitz maymay

Stipe " I am the Champ" Miocic /Left Hook Larry/General Potato man fight card in europe when?

What does conor hope to achieve by having a rematch with nate?

>CM PUNK same age as Fedor
>implying his debut won't be an embarassment

How do you guys feel about that tall guy with the brown hair?

He throws a great jab. Saw him fight at some event a few months ago.

What's he up to now?

Why did Rockhold have so many excuses at the post-fight presser

>muh knee
>this man can't compete with me
>y-you're a fuckin' dick

ufc 207/208

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contracted, he hasn't got paid shit by zuffa

To avenge his fucking chin I hope. He got rocked and then tapped in a fucking sad fashion. Nate put the spectacle to bed.

Getting the win back. If he can do it his GOAT status is reinstated.

>3 submission losses
>Nate was in full mount in under 5 seconds from the time he shot for that pathetic takedown

Maybe he, unlike most people around it seems, has real pride and wants to revenge his defeat.

>tfw bisping will never let you fuck his qt duahgter

feels bad lads

>naming literally 8 people with that description

Rick Story vs Conor McGregor fight of the century

>Reporting is telling information that has already been disclosed to you, not sneakily getting it.

this fakkin eejit

dunno, but I don't like him. no verbal wit and seems like an overall dick

its a shame hall turned out to be a meme. Silva 2.0 in MW when?

Pride and wanting to get revenge are never good. He should just accept his losses and move on, beat up more manlets.

I missed it. Was he actually being bitter? What a fucking douche bag. It's your fault that you went in cocky and relaxed as fuck.

>mfw Nate heems him again, leaving a thorn in Mcgoober's career forever.

>Diaz brother
>Getting KO'd

Better lace those gloves with vibranium and come out swinging in the 1st.

reminder that every man has an equal right to bang, denying someone of this is a human rights violation

You realize he is making at least some money off of being in video-games and a few Q&As right?

>>tfw bisping will never let you fuck his qt duahgter
pretty sure he wouldn't mind

>the only champions who can actually retain their belts are decision kings like cruz and mighty mouse

>mfw Bisbong moves up to LHW and memes his way to the belt

Making it just for you m8

>Doesn't know the difference between reporting a story and leaking it

Cry s'more Ariel.

That's because Conor was on the verge of being knocked out and shot that shitty takedown

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>Story wins one fight since his injury
>FOTC

Okay, Derrick Lewis.

Nate's jitz is light years away from Mcgoober's. Fuck Iceland, Conor better go to fucking Antartica for a couple of years before he even think of out jitzing Nate

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Mate the presser added another point to an already 11/10 card

can you imagine having bisping as your father in law? I bet he would be even more of a dick than he is in the UFC.
probably would force you to some kind of mma shit with him just so he could beat you up a little

And Robbie Lawler

>mighty mouse
>decision king

need another option of, i dont give a shit about that whiny jew

>Doesn't know the difference between reporting a story and leaking it

lmao you are literally describing yourself.

Why didnt Conor do this in the first fight? Saw this webm spammed a lot before the fight but all I remember happening is this

>hurrrr durrr decisions are bad

Mighty Mouse has finished 5 of his last 7 fights anyways

Funny to be honest.

Though I do hate how UFC excuses Jones's felonies and illegal behavior and all they do is give him a slap on the wrist.

>Avenge his chin
>Getting the win back
>TomCruiseLaughing.mp4

>the one time
>thinking Diaz is going to get outboxed

>having your brother throwing in the towel cuz ur getting beat up
Why do people think Nate is good again? He should pray and adore Conor, that fight revived his career in an unseen way.

lighter weights have less power in their hands. It allows people who are light years ahead of everyone else in terms of their technically proficient to maintain their lead

In higher weight divisions all it takes is one shot to drop the champ. See Miocic and Bisbing

its just his fuckup

nothing wrong with leaking a story

but nothing wrong with a company wanting to protect their potential big bux

based ariel

Steep Meeochik can probably hold on to it for a while.

lmao got me there buddeh lmao

>slap on the wrist
>got stripped of the title

Who gives a fuck?

Friendly reminder that Conor only trained for Diaz for 11 days. Diaz had been training for Conor since his fight with Michael Johnson.

Diaz is also 2 weight classes above Conor.

how were cruz and faber? still talking shit or are they okay now?

>decision king
>mighty mouse
>finished 5 of his last 7
>higher finish rate than any other current champ

Are you havin a laff m8

Had it been any other schmo you can guarantee UFC would have cut them from ever fighting again.

Bisping may be a cockeyed ugly bastard and Rockhold is a beautiful hunk (no homo) but Bisping had momentum from beating Silva and true determination.

He'll make a great champ until my boy make his comeback.

I think I don't care enough about some lone MMA journalist who keeps clashing heads with the UFC cause he wants to get more twitter followers and reddit sympathizers.

was training for a 5'8 midget. Didn't have his range down.

CAN YOU SEE ME NOW

Faber being nice but Cruz still has a big chip on his shoulder.

Someone post this.


On a separate note, how much do you guys think Dana is paying Nate to take a dive?

And he swapped with Nick between rounds

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>Faber being nice

You mean like he's nice to Dillashaw?

our boy will be a champ again in no time

lmao i miss brock

He was bitter but only because bisping was rubbing it in real hard

Probably because the one time he didn't run he got fucking choked out.

This is what conor should've done. Trying to box with a guy who trains with literal professional boxers.

Only thing is...is conor even a good enough kicker to even do this? He talks about training in Karate/TKD but he has no black belts in either.

I think diaz is just the worst possible matchup for him. He's a better boxer and better on the ground than mcgregor. How can he even compete?

McGregor's wins usually come from him outboxing his opponents..

That was actually an early stoppage. The towel was thrown in, but Diaz recovers if fight goes on.

>Conor nuthuggers are back

Why?

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Delusions

>ignoring the fact that cruz has completely schooled alpha fails every time he fought them after that
fuck off faber

never left m8

conor is my boy 4lyfe

To keep UFC relevant.

Also connor is not known for being a good kicker. He's never once KO'd someone with a kick.

He usually outboxes his opponents and throws kicks to the body or as setups for his combinations.

mandrama fags came back

hello fatguy from TAM radio

>MY SECRET CLUB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are Americans so infatuated with an Irishman?