There is shit in your stomach

>there is shit in your stomach

Its actually in your distal small intestine and colon

You only have shit in your stomach if you directly consume it

No it's in your intestines

it's more like paste than shit

>when I fuck my gf, my dick is only a couple of inches away from shit stacked in her intestines

PROOFS

>my gf
how 2 get 1

>Japanese anatomy

Insert in the hole next to it and you're right there

err..no
you should really see a doctor

no, its in your ass
wtf

*raises dress and inspects ass*

Well, what do you know

not even when you have a malfunctioning ileocecal valve?

What? That's a cause of recurring mesenteric lymphadenitis (and possibly inflammatory bowel disese) but a better one would have been prolonged functional obstruction leading to vomiting poop or a fistulae permitting access to other areas, or the best a direct cutaneous fistulae letting poop out like a colostomy shoot

>prolonged functional obstruction
>what is a shut ileocecal valve

>there are just a few millimeters of clothing separating an endless amount of naked female bodies from out gaze

so close, yet so far

>shitting in your stomach
Is this normal in Japan?

>when I fuck my gf,

Implying.

Shut ileocaecal valve would be classified under mechanical intestinal obstruction, functional refers to any non-mechanical cause like electrolyte imbalances (hypocalcaemia, hypokalaemia), aganglionic (congenital like hirschprung's or acquired trypanosomiasis), etc

right you are

>there's a skeleton living inside of you

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>when I fuck my hand, I'm only a couple of inches away from suicide

Oh fuck, that made me crack up.
Fucking hilarious
I can relate