/heem/ THE NATTY GOAT

Is the rest of the world even trying?

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first for gay sport

bork

1st for gas ariel

What did Bisping mean by this?

>getting heemed by Bisping

>Rest of the world finally off the gas
>England suddenly champs

hmmmm

no one can take that left hand larry shot

he will be forever haunted by this loss

aka is done

First for this is a bad dream

SPICY BANGERS

>bisping champion

Lmao what's next Diego Sanchez becoming the lw champion ?

in one division via fluke and ohio got their first championship before you

how did this fight go

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

hardest puncher in the division

Who gonna fight brak Laser?

me

Fedor

>Fluke

Or we are finally on a level playing field

it's on mma core

artem

Guys, a girl psychologically told me that she will let me bang. What do?

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especially since bisping is gonna lose the belt in his first defense against literally anyone else so cuckhold will never get to reheem himself

calling it now, next middleweight titlefights will be:
bisping vs. silva 2
silva vs. weidman 3
weidman vs. rockhold 2

Fajdor fight in June tough

>fluke

yeah he couldn't do it again. probably not 9 out of 10, irrelevant now but he won't hold the belt for long, bisping loses to every MW in the top 5.

Bang

So this was bisping's first ever legit knockout right?

And is Anderson the only one who can take that left hand shot?


Fight pass you mean

>being this delusional

Go get some sleep Luke

silva hasn't won in three years no way he gets a shot

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Give her that sweet ficki ficki dick. Her mouth is saying no but her eyes are saying yes.

I had a gut feeling about last night. Same with Werdum vs Miocic, Silva vs Bisping and this one.

MY BOYS? WHERE DO I BET ONLINE? I've made pretty good predictions so far but there's no place to bet here and I need one on the internet.

Recommend some for me lads.

Jacare vs Bisping
Weidman vs Romero
Rockhold vs Silva


Book it Dana

BisKING

>you will never be as salty as Luke Cuckedhold
His tears are like sweet honey. From smug tv interviews talking about half round KO's and how much of a samurai he was to seething with his arms crossed like a petulant autist, calling Based Bong a maggot. S&W retirement plan is def on the cards boys

Exactly they're gonna pull him off that one and put him on 200 two weeks later.

What an incredible night of fights, and Bork is back, and Nate vs Conor is official.

Dana bless.

Friendly reminder that the first fight would have gone the same way if Rockhold didn't headbutt Bisping early.

Hard to believe. But if that is true I will have a permaboner for a couple of months

BAWAHAHA

Face it: Luke Rockhold is a better fighter that Bisping

...

FACT Bisbing deleted his chin

>You now realize that Hendo HEEM'd Roidard so hard he couldn't even attend the presser

i got a visit from the police this morning because i lost my shit so much when bisping won last night that i pissed off like 3 different neighbours.

i fucking love this sport.

Would Russia even be mad if he got pulled off an efn card to fight Brock Lesnar?

It's happening lads, I can feel it.

I want to see immediate rubber match, Luke will learn a lot of caution from this upset

Be careful.

>Getting slept by a fighter worse than you
kek

KEK

K E K

Just saw the fights
aint that some shit

Face it: Luke Rockhold got BTFO by a middle-aged fighter with a 2 week camp

>tfw rockholds fan can never show his face in /heem/ again

>living in a council flat
I'm just glad you found a little happiness in your bleak life, brother

>bisping retires with the belt

silva literally knocked out bisping three months ago and then lost the decision
the fight would make a shit ton of money and silva defending the championship again even more

other than weidman who is injured or an immediate rematch with rockhold after his suspension, who else is there? mousasi is already scheduled, machida and belfort come off losses as well. souza has literally zero marketing value. i would jizz myself if they gave henderson a shot

but you're right of course, they're most likely just gonna wait for rockhold or weidman

I just finished that movie, weird timing to see a .gif of it on /heem/ of all places.

> Bisping talking shit even after losing the first fight is just "lel bantz m8"
> Rockhold saying anything whatsoever is "smug asshole"

BisGOAT should go up to 205 and heem Jon Jones.

>silva literally knocked out bisping three months ago

But he didn't

I will stand by my boy 4eva
What a crazy year of fights though holy shit, maybe Bisping really is the natty goat

its going to be Brock Lesnar vs CM Punk

brock is going to F5 punk through the ring and into the core of the earth and if you believe in jesus you can believe in this too

Watch the fight again m8

B T F O

>Never went out
>Was talking to Herb
>'KO'd'

Fucking casual

when you drop like a sack of potatoes after getting kneed in the face, i'm gonna call it a knockout
he was literally saved by the bell

>mfw a pillowfisted Brit heems me

Michael Bisping is unironically the greatest natural fighter in UFC history

>Luke JUSThold

What if I don't believe in Jesus?

He got knocked out in the first round by a guy with "pillow fists" and one eye.

CAN'T WAKE UP

Dude he was dead on the floor after that knee, was literally limp for a second or two
Anyone got a webm?

doesn't really matter what you call it though it wasn't a ko

neither does bisping and he's the GOAT

Rogan sounded dejected on commentary when bisping got the win lmao

>tfw you get BisKING'd

>fluke Rockhold can't even defend the belt once
>gets heemd in the first round
>wants an instant rematch
Lmao

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No he wasnt you cunt

He got up and WON THE FUCKING FOURTH ROUND

What would happen if Jones vs Bispong supermach happen and Bispings son says Jones will ko Bisping?

>tfw I can relate with Ariel because I too have been banned

since people already dislike rockhold (except my wife) if he doesn't get a rematch every accomplishment he make people will just meme with
>"KOd by 10 day dad bod brit bong in first round lol"
disappointing 'cause luke was shaping up to be the next p4p goat

jones would toss him around and choke him out

>betting against their dad

...

Damn that sounds pretty cucked

>When you nut but he keeps punching

That's what he gets for fighting cocky with no defense. Cocky fighters really are getting BTFO in recent years. Fighters refuse to quit it though.

Would you go?

I hope Bisping's sons have learned an important lesson.

the roidy dyke let go barrage after barrage of punches and never tired....so compared to every single other man's fight and the fact that men are physically better than women

expecting her to piss something like the blood from the creature in the "alien" movies isn't out of the question

The saddest part is that Weidman is STILL probably going to get the next title shot
UFC can't resist that America vs the world shit

Cuckhold is just lucky he didn't have to fight Weidman again

>mfw I realise I've made a terrible mistake

Jon Jones. DC will pull out and bork will use his NCAA wrestling to somehow win a decision. Sup Forums and /asp/ implode from shitposting and have to be nuked

ur a fuckhead that knee was a cheapshot when bisping was talking to the ref

Those kids are gonna cop a life time of banter from Bisping now.