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Seventy one point six percent - edition

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ooh. comfy

welp I learned spanish now we can do a roard trip to baja california.

3rd for Dobelis

Nate Silver eternally BTFO

my gf is the best thing that ever happened to me

nigga your left hand doesn't count as your gf

why?

did you type that really fast so another post wouldn't beat you and make you the 4th

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actually no, i still had a post cooldown

she's my best friend. The only person who I can truly be myself around. She accepts me and my autistic ways. And shes drop dead qt

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

americans are not human beings, they are powerful subhuman freaks

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>his country lost a bunch of territory to americans when they were their weakest
lel

but they were all enemy combatants. unless they were actively engaging in treason against their government.

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you subhuman monsters just end us all already, unleash the chains and destroy us all

you have the power JUST DO IT

>responding to el Haitiano

No

Pizza Hut

Not him, but the US is infamous for promising rebels support and then pulling out, leaving them all to be slaughtered by their government.

I think the US has a good excuse in that like any good evil empire they treat their own people just as poorly. I'd rather be homeless in Europe than a minimum wage slave in america.

why do you keep posting this image

>I'd rather be homeless in Europe than a minimum wage slave in america.
thats really dumb

i am mixed with spaniards who are descendants of the oldest stock of spanish diaspora i.e castillians, the ones who conquered your huge pile of shit if a country

>be poor homeless person in sweden
>get evicted to make way for the migrants
>die in the cold winter

truly progressive

hahah el haitiANO

indio de mierda

el hatiANO...

See? What kind of monstrous nation would treat their own people like that? We've got parachutes on our parachutes to prevent such nonsense.

one time I cummed all over my hand and then went to work and shook hands with the new girl without cleaning up

>hes so lonely he wants to be a part of /lat/ and thus uses their memes
could you be more pathetic?

kek

haitiANO

haiti got rekt thanks to the last hurricane lol

68139193
>implying """meme"""

>best friend
>be myself
that's the dream bud. how'd you do it?

haitiANOs btfo

She was sent by God. Only explanation

huh? i havent been rekt by mother nature

Ugh. It's no wonder.
I suppose that the best course of action to take is taking a step back & reassessing the situation before making a faulty decision.
It's not even that fucking hard but at the same time it is for some mentally deranged stupid reason.

That still leaves trump a healthy 29% chance to win, which aren't exactly astronomical odds to beat.

You don't know anything.

>he will always be a butthurt haitian
>he will always spend his days making inane shitposts on a khazakstani soup-recipe forum

dont reply to non westerners

>he will always waste his time wasting my nonsensical posts
lel

canada doesn't seem that bad

t. non-country

That's super man. I just wan someone to take a nice mid-day nap with

>tfw that girl I wanted to talk to seems to be extremly autistic, yet kind of annoying
>tfw the girl I can't find the balls to talk to seems to be similar to me, but honestly speaking she's out of my league

im drunk i meant to say

> he will always waste his time reading mu nonsensical posts

I know how percentages work.

how much of a percent increase is it when you increase 1 dollar to 3 dollars

300%

>trying to find an anime to watch
>read the synopsis of one and it sounds cool as fuck
>watch it and its cringe worthy poorly written shit
why does this happen every time?

>not judging based on what /wsr/ or Sup Forums says on it

you know what? I'm going to ask /wsr/ for a recommendation right now

why do we whites always fall to alchohol? it is what made niggers able to free themselves from us

we were to busy getting drunk fucking their shitskin women while they were getting strong from all that labour

how were the cannons and rifles supposed to stop them when we couldnt even see those damn guerrilla niggers?

100% increase is a doubling, 200% increase is a tripling.

muere de hambre haitiano de mierda

Honestly this makes me hopeful that I could make it as a writer. You don't even need to be right about anything, just pandering and flamboyant.

>theres another poster here with same flag as me

Oh :(

Scientists recently discovered there's a gene connected to alcohol addiction

t. illegal immigrant

>Sweden
Stop trying to join the cool kids you fucking nerdland.

Sweden only ever had one failed North American colony (which the Dutch conquered) and one Gold Coast slave port (which the Danes conquered).

Go back to causing wars in Germany and discovering atomic elements and leave the White guilt to countries that matter.

I realized that I liked anime despite of anime rather than because of it. So much weird cliched garbage jesus christ who gives a fuck about high schoolers?

you asshole im literally a product of the greatest empire of all, the castillian empire

Breath of the Wild is going to be so fucking great

why do we whites always fall to alchohol? it is what made niggers able to free themselves from us

good God how has the US not nuked mexico yet

why would we?

Who is your favorite Mortal Kombat character? I like Baraka and Mileena

3 is 300% of 1 though

me on the scooter
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I am colossally stupid and will most likely be dead or at least in the hospital within a matter of days if I keep living this offhandedly
My experiences with seeking help have only made things worse. I'd consider seeking help given the weight of my situation but realize that no one could force me to abandon this self-destructive lifestyle afterwards
I guess it's all up to me, but fuck, I'm the last person I could trust enough to rely on. If I'm incapable of not mindlessly killing myself off then it'd at least be natural selection at work

yes I made a mistake. time to commit Sudoku

what in the fuck

you will someday user. If I could then so can you

Teach yourself the skills you need to stay alive.

Brush your teeth.

When I was 5 I played it with my uncle and I remember thinking that the chink with the wide hat and lightning shit was super cool.

Also the yellow ninja dude.

Haven't played it since.

user, you forgot the greentext or was he not worth even the text?

huh, pornstars dont look so big once you get read of the angles.

so Im gonna try streaming christmas movies throughout the year when Im not in class or at work

What would be a good time to do it with regards to PST and EST

I'm think 7/8 PM PST

Just because something is too stupid to live doesn't mean it's not worth keeping alive. Consider the humble panda. An animal that not only exclusively eats a plant that offers little essential nutrition but must also be forced to mate even in the wild. The species would soon go extinct without human intervention.

But pandas are great. Sure they're useless and expensive but they're cute and fun to watch. But that aside they're the national mascot of over a billion people and the pride of the Chinese nation.

Get some help. You might still be important to someone.

I do, and regularly exercise, drink tons of water, maintain good hygiene, take vitamins etc. It doesn't make much sense that I would live such a self-destructive lifestyle in other ways because I'm conscious and not apathetic of my health. Two viable explanations are brain damage or a mental illness, & I suspect one or the other is very possible given my often odd, unexplained behaviors (which seem more suggestive of brain damage)

throughout the month*

I'd personally rather a later time PST like 11 but whatever suits your schedule. You'll get viewers no matter what

What's /cum/ listening to?

11 PM works fine, but just about every east coaster/flyover is asleep by then

And i forget my link.
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well depending how long you wanna stream, you could suit both. Play like 3 movies starting at 8/9 and it'd end by like midnight or 1 am. Unless you just want one movie per night

good
only the relevant can watch movies

I was thinking 1 movie per night, but since some stuff like Grinch and Charlie brown are less than an hour long, I might have to do more

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I think you should play a Christmas movie, then a horror, then another Christmas one.

>horror films during christmas

youd think with sweden having such a small population youd never have to worry about being mistaken for other posters but no

these snowniggers and literal east african famineniggers just have to post in the same threads as you or make identical r9k posts as you

goodnight anons
>east coasters have to wake up in a couple hours to wageslave
kek

Its a fun contrast

>not watching horror movies on every holiday
I agree they should be Christmas themed though. Gremlins and Krampus at least qualify as both Christmas movies and horror movies. That's not counting the hundreds of horror movies that are set on Christmas but don't feature a Christmas message.
This is great. I should listen to more classical.

>not playing eys wide shut on christmas
>not playing the shining on christmas
almost subhuman