/hoc/ - meme lottery

PIT:Kris Letang takes maintenance day on Sunday
SJ:Tomas Hertl (LBI) remains day-to-day
PIT:Evgeni Malkin can't find back of the net
SJ:Sharks lose Tomas Hertl for Game 3 Saturday
PIT:Chris Kunitz practices with top pp unit
FLA:Luongo doing well after hip surgery
CLM:Oliver Bjorkstrand scores twice for Lake Erie
STL:Alex Steen has off-season shoulder surgery
NYI:Islanders ink Casey Cizikas to five-year deal
PIT:Conor Sheary's OT goal gives Pens 2-1 victory
CHI:Andrew Ladd unlikely to remain with Chicago
STL:Blues GM would like to have Backes back

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youtu.be/_m159PJwlsc
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>yfwswtc

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can this be a meme?

>stars
>playoffs

quanthockey.com/nhl/nationality/finnish-nhl-goalies-career-stats.html

URGENT! Mr. Bettman has just called the GM of your team to inform that in order for your team to stay in your city instead of being moved to Great Britain's league, you need to pick a finnish goaltender that CANNOT be kept out of playing lineup. Good thing that you have a timemachine so you can go back in time. Should you fail to pick a team, you will become a resident of Vancouver.

wonder what Hiro thinks when he sees /hoc/

I would rather get relocated than have shit tier Finnish goalies 5ever

>shags

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>imlying he ever goes to Sup Forums

karri ramo

Kipper any day

Toivonen

Toskala :DD
youtu.be/m6z2Wx29Y_Y

It had to be done

Jesse Puljujarvi is still on the board after 2 picks and Jarmo Kekäläinen is willing to take offers for the pick. What do you offer?

Del Zotto, Read, 1st pick and a conditional 2nd rounder

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it was just a matter of time

pup

/cric/

kriketti

Stamkos rights and 2016 1st round pick

I don't think he ever leaves bud

what makes you think that?

Because he clearly didn't buy the site to make him any money he he keeps saying he prefers interesting Sup Forums over profitable Sup Forums

he gets mad at sandwiches probably

Moot was actually fun. This guy is a retard.

>Moot
moot hadn't been fun for years

/hoc/ hat munkey is the best meme

youtu.be/Tx1wSTaV_0c
Donskoi OT goal with finnish commentator

I'm convinced that guy is legitimately autistic.

His intonation is weird too

Well he is Finnish

can't wait to hear him doing the play by play of pulju lifting the cup and handing it to bobrovsky

You mean Korpisalo

Shut the fuck up Finncuck

korpisalo will lead them to the cup but captain pulju will hand it bob because he was injured all year again and persevered through the injury and was healthy enough to ride the bench during the finals

I guarantee that pulju refuses to sign with columbus, i mean who in the fuck would want to play for that franchise

fuck id rather play in winnipeg or arizona than fucking columbus

youtu.be/_m159PJwlsc
Jesus fucking christ pulju
Thank god they had Kekäläinen when Columbus was interviewing him

>KEKalainen

He looks like the fucking joker.

doggo

>wake up to throw up
>throw up on the floor because nurse took too long to come
>
>painkillersbe happy because you think you can stream some hockey but no game tonight

w>wish i had seen my team win the cup

aikamoiset setit herralla

What happened to food helper?

What is your team are you the flyers Finn?

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lol look at that doggo

Why is /hoc/ so ded, is everyone secretly watching cuckhoop?

ive been watching cuckhoop since okc but its so rigged i cant watch it anymore

I'm writing a paper.

Help me /hoc/ both of my last 2 ex girlfriends are engaged to the next person the date. Kill me.

I have an unopened letter from 2 ex's ago that says "open when you need to know how much I love you" and I can't let her go even though I'm seeing someone else now and I'm scared to find out if she's seeing someone.

It could be worse.

never ever go to a nude beach to be honest with you family member

Open it

post butt

lots of old folk eh?

Did u go to one?

who /lynch/ here?

'no'

old white wrinkly dudes bending over to pick up shit they "accidentally" dropped

or just them bending over and digging holes for whatever fucking reason

One day the letter will be lost, someone else opens it or you die without knowing

>going to the beach
>not digging random holes

post butt

I will if your sexy bare ass is there

>i just here so I wont get fined

Don't do it it's a trap. Have someone else open it and decide

what a bunch of bandwagoning faggots

Frigg off normies reeeeeeeee

>rags

Lynch is from the Gay Area you goddamn Mongoloid

>rags

u in BC?

l-let's go rangers...

;_:

y

Quick reminder that if you liked Captain Underpants books when you were a little kid your a faggot and a degenerate

>your a
I can see you didn't do much reading as a child.

>were your dads when they were kids
wut?

>grant clitsome retired

ripip

>rags

>clitsome
>clit
Hehehehehehhehehehehehehe

N-next year is our year, l-lads...

You are my favorite country.

I love you too, burger. Impressive doubles btw, very nice

but why >rags?

I've been a fan since Jagr times

I want to belive man... ;_;

Nice, still spamming r/hockey memes?

ded

Post butt

>mfw Pavelski is injured and it's really obvious

I'm so bored I'm trying to convince a girl I'm seeing to vote trump. I don't think it's going to end well for me

>still being mad

>mfw the state of hockey has ZERO cups

>the nation of hockey has ZERO playoff teams

What do you think it is?

>pedosota

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Upper body. Shoulder, or rib. He looks really stiff and hasn't seem that effective in this series at all.