Would you rather A) suffer a slow, extremely painful death or B) be Albanian

Would you rather A) suffer a slow, extremely painful death or B) be Albanian

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Be Albanian.Wow what happened, I'm Albanian now.Cool

They're the same thing, aren't they? 'Cause being alive is in itself a slow death.

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C) Be the king of Albania

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be albanian then kill my self

Do you have aids ?

No

Long Live Albania. Death to Serbistan

>A) suffer a slow, extremely painful death or B) be Albanian
what's the difference?

This

What would I die of in A?

first

Memes aside, what's wrong with Albania?

everything

They shitpost and they're black
They're like Brazil but on fucking steroids

He said memes aside

B.

Literally nothing

A

B, Albania looks really nice in that one movie with that fat American manchild who id like to punch

Which movie?I am interested

>what's wrong with Albania?
>Literally nothing

criminal race of Islamic Goblins

War dogs, a decent chunk of it takes place in Albania and it looks so nice imo

A

A, I'd rather blow my brains out than being born in any of our neighboring countries.

Do you live in a bunker?

No part of it takes in Albania, I think it was shot in Romania

This is now an Albania appreciation thread.

You need to go back!

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Albanians are our brothers, unlike s*rves

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t. granit xhaka

t-thanks senpai. Albanians actually like croats a lot. Can't say that about the other balkan-people.

kek

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I mean being an albanian is basically just a 75 year long death.

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Daily Reminder that Albanians were among the first Europeans to BTFO roaches.

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That's why I gave a serious answer.

>Daily Reminder that Albanians were among the first Europeans to BTFO roaches.

Okay... Tough one. What kind of slow, extremely painfull death?

>Not being based Albanian
>is instead a montenigger fuck

KEK!

Beton, bitte, bitte, bitte verpiss di wieder i dis shithole zrugg.

> Zrugg
> gg

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Dumb "puure" who write "zrugg" instead of "zruck" should be fucking culled from the face of the earth.

>that pic
im dying

tenk ju ju es ej, ju ar da ledjend

albanian bby
I'll be poor and eat bread with butter and jam all day but it's worth it for the swag

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Please leave, thx!

There's a very cute Albanian girl in my class at university. She's honestly really attractive. I've never talked to her, but we took the same tram once.

Albania seems like a shitty country, but the landscapes look very nice. Maybe it would be possible to buy a cheap motorcycle there and just roadtrip around a bit. That seems like fun.

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