The last year a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup Jurassic Park and the Super Nintendo were released. Let that sink in

The last year a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup Jurassic Park and the Super Nintendo were released. Let that sink in.

>salary cap'd league

Wow, it's literally nothing.

>invent sport
>suck at it

Hockey threads belong in .

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The best players on the winning teams are mostly Canadian.

The location of where the games are played is pretty irrelevant.

Super Nintendo Chalmers

snes was released in 1990, 1991 if we are going by north american release

>this level of stage IV buttpain management

isn't the majority of players canadian though?

HOLY SHIT IS THIS TRUE??

Hockey is like THE Canadian sport, WTF!!!!

t. Damage Control

This is my least favorite hockey meme

Canadian players are on every team playing well, they win the Olympic gold in hockey usually

Why do Americans have to embarrass themselves with this, you're just drawing attention to the fact that we never win gold

come home, leaf

Americans have plenty to brag about

Every weird obscure sport you can think of, the Americans are competing for gold, nothing slips through the cracks

Let's let the Canadians have their sport

Found the cuck

Oh so you don't care if your team never wins a cup, as long as Canadian players are winning them for American teams?

story of Britain desu senpai

If I was Canadian, I don't see why I would be happy about one of the OTHER Canadian teams winning a cup instead my team

This whole Canada can't win cups meme is irrelevant compared to the suffering of the individual teams and their relative cup droughts

I suppose it's a convenient way to antagonize a whole bunch of teams that aren't yours at once

Hockey is a feminzed sport

Hockey is for fags anyway, who cares?

And I say that living in vancouver, where literally everyone is a canuckcuck even though they will never win the cup in a million years.

Worst sport, and a shitty fanbase.

kippers BTFO

What relevant team sport are white Americans good at?

basketball

Minnesota born players (that played 10+ games) this season had an average PPG of .465
No Canadian province comes close.

all of them, except being poor.

aka you're other national sport

Black
nope
Not a relevant sport and we are better

canadians are pretty much worthless desu senpai

they'll get mad at the truth but they really bring nothing to the global table except some extra boring intel via five eyes

This.

>screaming his ass off
>still more pale than Patrick Kane

When will the "Steph Curry is black" meme die?

I was born in NS, wherever Crosby goes is my team

>living in canada

coincidentally those were objectively the golden years in sport and in life

really makes u think huh