His name doesn't come from the Bible

>his name doesn't come from the Bible

I keep getting mistaken for a jew thanks to my biblical name

>his name comes from the new testament

>t. Beelzebub

Does it count if my name is nickname of a Bible name?

>having a nick name

>his name is related to fictional stories made up by goat herders

>his name doesn't have a meaning

my name is of Germanic origin but I have a biblical name in my surname.

>my name is Benjamin

Feels good knowing I have one of the most based names in history.

My name is Victor, I love it. Simple, to the point, has a clear meaning, and most of all - it ain't jewish.

>parents named me Joseph after the Old Testament AND the New Testament Josephs.
Suck on that, OP.

t. Adolfo De Sanctis

t. Francesco Di Giacomo

My name is one of the ancient nicknames for bear.

The bear's real name was never to be ushered to not upset it.

This is me

I occasionaly suffer from this

I'm Gabriel

t. Hans di Jesusio

>He doesn't have an old-Germanic name

>Adolfo

edgy

almost got the surname

I wish

t. Carlo De Benedetti

>Thiks the old testament is good.

My name comes from Norse mythology. Odin is number one! Valkirie rulles! Fucke yeah!

>he doesnt have a viking name

>not having a roman name
fucking PLEBS

this

t. Victor

AYOO HOL UP
HOL UP
SO YOU IZ SAYIN
THAT WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET?
NUH UH
WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIET

t. Augustus Barbosa

Bitch my name's Ángel

Can't get more biblical than that

>named after Jewish fairy tales

I'm glad I don't have a kike name

t. Paulus N'gongo De Oliveira

>not having a biblical name and a king surname

Lmao u even Kangz 'n shiet?

are you a transexual?

Sissy as fuck

why do spashits call their children Jesus ?

Benjamin is a pretty shit name tbdesu, regardless of what Mr Franklin achieved

I think mexilards do that

>jesus
hey, zeus!

It's a common masculine Spanish name.
I'm a trap, but it's got nothing to do with my name.
Dunno pierre

t. Julio Barbosa

got my name from kalevala

feelsgoodman

>not being proud of sharing your name with Ben "One Man Reich" Garrison

haha I actually got it, noice

Ben > Benjamin

>Tfw some meme spelling variant of an Anglo saxon name

I've learnt to accept myself for who I am.

Gazoline Smith ?

L'essence c'est moi

Germayne?

t. Reechard Smith

My name is Germania Jones, okay?

FUCKING NAZI PARENTS RUINED MY CHILDHOOD

...

Hey, stay positive
Germania means "Germany" in italian

it sounds like the same trash as muhammad

your name is literally made of religious idiocy as muhammad

>his name does not come from mythology of your own country and people

eventhough my name come the bible people get it wrong all the fucking time and can't write it for shit

OY VEY
Y

V
E
Y

t. Ochinchin Chong

Thanks amico, I had no idea I was Italian

t. Yoshihiko Yoshimura Suzuki

>he doesn't literally have "Christ" in their name

2bh it just sounds like a chinese bootleg remake of indiana jones

Japs and the other assorted slopes literally have the stupidest names on earth, even the durkas are above you.

>arr rook same
>arr named Kamigachi Fukuzoki

Don't speak.

t. Ameratsu Kawasaki

Germanus Rogers

lönnrot didn't invent those names

>your name came from the language used by the people who literally decided what the bible would and would not contain

t. Jose

Actually Marcos

t. Kappazuki Onimaratsu

t. Zang Stefenappoulous

t. Christopher "Chris" Christofferson, flat Earth believer

>t. hajosiko monosi
>t. mokomaki hikimaja
>t. sutasiko takakumi
>t. sekosiko simasi
>t. kipusika pusiputosi
>t. hajosiko toyotasi
>t. joka kumisuti

>his name is not pronounced same as "fairy" in japanese

Just change it to an Italian surname and you're right on the money.

You have a stripper name.

I genuinely thought you were listing finnish names for a second

My name is from Greek origin

t. Chris Cristofori, local mobster

t. Christopher Moltisanti

No, my name does not come from a book a fairy tales.

>tfw name comes from a working class occupation

t. Alexandros Lingling Stevens

It's pronounced "An hell" but yeah

t. LeMarcus Brown

>tfw named earl

t. Asatru McPherson

t. generic and boring white name

t. Daquando Washington

WATCH IT CRISSY

t. Christopher Columbus
t. Bob the Builder

sick beats bro

t. Smith Smith

praise jeebus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

t. Richard Dawkins

t. Germania Jones

t. Tyrone Johnson

> Bob the Builder

Nice one

>pretending to be Jews
I'm not going to change my name, but I sure blame my ancestors for it. We're not Jews, or Hebrew, or Semites, or any such.

t. Howitz Steinberg