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Anglo-Norse edition

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A great UNITED Kingdom

It's tam all you pardners put aside them rhetoric and get to the saloon

*borrows less than l*bour*
*cuts less than the t*ries*

finland

made this a while ago
haven't made a proper breakfast in a while
usually wake up too late

hello where are the chips and fish

could honestly smash any one of yous in gwent

I don't belong here girl, I'm trapped inside a hazy world. I don't belong here girl there is another place where I can go.

disgraceful
how many Englishmen DIED to keep the Norse out??

remember when brown got in trouble in the media because he wrote a letter to the parents of a dead soldier so illegibly they couldn't understand it

in the end it turned out because he'd written it without his glasses, without which he's blind as a bat

I remember

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if you eat bread in the current year, your pineal gland is fried beyond repair

Now you've reminded me. I wonder what he's up to these days

Nice!

i only eat raw leeks

We should join the Euro

hmmmmmmm

Please post your easter pepes
I lost them all lads

what do landed aristocrats in england think about brexit

I'm thinking moggy's class

don't have any. does this count

I know you guys decimalized a while ago, but at least have some sort of respect for your culture.

Going to make a scotch woodcock desu lads.

Culture is a bit us and them, we should be more inclusive.

oh deah
it appears they've eaten the memb'ries

Rate mine

People who ate bread:
Iulius Caesar
Alexander the Great
Napoleon
Henry V
Francis Bacon
Robert Oppenheimer
Wernher Von Braun

People who didn't eat bread:
runty yanks
wog peasants
niggers
people who fell for the GOMAD meme

how dear you
oh dare

wtf it's 1 am, why is it day outside

dutch antilles?

sleep tight bacon

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Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
Blue on blue, now that we are through
Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
And I find I can't get over losing you

took too much coke looks like I'll be staying up all night and writing an essay haha xx

>Culture is a bit us and them, we should be more inclusive.

dont write on coke,
you think its amazing but its actually total shit

is it unrealistic to think that my sexy 19 year old cousin is a virgin?

>ham and cheese on a roll with chopped cornichons, butter, Dijon mustard, and fresh tarragon

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NEED a French gf in LONDON

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Who remembers The Getaway games? They were sick

just had a bowl of spaghetti with some spicy sausages and meatballs

do you pronounce the 't' in water? or do you pronounce it as a soft 't'/'d' sound?

if you do the latter you are likely uneducated

Java

THERE'S SOMEONE ON THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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I say "wah-er" sounds like waaar

just woke my flatmate up to lend a sandwich off him

hello ricky

how's life in sunnyvale

Everyone does the latter here.

just dropped my cat in the canal

Watching the so-called Mr Robot

R is so cute

How do I make c into my gf?

I'll write it and revise it sober

The only time you'll ever make a pussy wet t'bh

>brioche roll brushed with olive oil then toasted, with a fried egg, carmelised onion, frisée leaves, and blackberry jam

imagine being the only person in your social circle without a gf

the fucking thought of it

read K&R 2nd edition and do all the problems

Hypothesis: remove the social circle

me in highschool

me now

Hypothesis confirmed

born in just the right age

brits go to bed

>rotisserie chicken, melted provolone cheese, and crisp sprouts on a toasted sesame seed bagel

/brit/ should I stay up until sunrise doing course work or should I try to sleep and get it done tomorrow? Not tired in the least desu

need your advice please and thanks

delete this noncery

Go to sleep so you don't fuck up your sleep cycle

just realised i spent the night wearing my shoes on the wrong feet

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relaxing choon

pass us a bifta an I'll answer u

why is the continent so cucked?

Liked for my next heavy squat session

it's already fucked I'm twacked on blow
if I could share some I would lad

Can someone give me the pic of the Aussie shitposter with the fucked body crawling through some hellish landscape?

>whole Italian sausage fried to a crisp in olive oil, topped with red yellow and green peppers plus some sliced onion all cooked in the sausage fat, then put together in a split lightly toasted baguette

What is pizzgate?

it's pozzgate and it's about prince harry's neghole

Mattis turned Trump down didn't he?

remember this lads

that feeling you got the first time you listened the monologue and heard the music

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they're an english band surprisingly

pozz and neg is my favorite meme

yee i memba

>ordered some running shoes online
>they're too small

I bet they are

thats it
first thing tomorrow i'm gonna punch lenny in the back of the head

this is the 27th of last seed
the year of akatosh 433,
these are the closing days of the third era, and the final hours of my life....


DU DU DUUUU DU DUUUU DUUDDUUUUDDDUUDUD
DU DU DU DUU DUUUU DUUUD DUUUUUU

I like Oblivion a lot but it was a bit shit desu
only mods saved it

thats it
first thing tomorrow i'm gonna pozz your neghole

playing skyrim SE with the character creation overhaul mod that makes it feel like morrowind

send them back?

Woah... Really made me think

business idea: neg peoples pozholes to increase chance of not dying

I will but it is a hassle, I don't know why they're too small all my other shoes are the same size and they fit.

screech every time i see these two phrases

wot r u look'n at lad? you never seen a girl in panties before?

reckon i could batter her

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r8

Maisie's overrated, but at least she's better than Cara.

SEND THE BUGGERS BACK!

THERE AIN'T NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK!