Ask a maltese person anything

Ask a maltese person anything.

do you love your nation

This is the only Maltese person I know of. Do you all look like this?

Very much so.
Mostly white but we don't look like that on average.

why

Have you ever ate maltese

Nice history and language.

Hope you dont mind i take your flag, i dont know anything about your country, are girls qt? Is it nice to live there? Are you happy?

Yes. I've caught fish and eaten it the same day. I also buy maltese bread and bigilla which is god tier dip.

Do you feel that your country is too crowded? Is it easy for you to go to the neighbor country?

Easy. We are in the eu.
Go ahead, some girls are qts but most are materialistic and soulless , It's nice to live here. Comfy desu, i'm bretty happy since everyone is close and friends. We have a mexican poster living here, pretty cool.

Do you suck dicks?

Im a top desu

how do you feel about saint paul

He is one of our patron saints
Pretty nice desu

Do you drink Maltese liquor?

Why are you a cuckold?

Are the Maltese people really just Arabised Sicilians in denial?

Fucking dog eater, I swear...

Are you happy being in the commonwealth? I really admire you guys for your stand in WW1.

Apparently your food is really good, but I think Australia received a bigger share of Maltese immigrants than we did, so I've never tried it.

do you like maltesers

what would happen if i covered you in maltase?

>one hour and 3 minutes

what's your favorite bird?

kek
Australia got lots of us, I even have part of my family there, noone in NZ tho. It's pretty based.
No.
Are Kiwi's australians in denial?
Wine is okay but we don't have much liqour here.
Good chocolate
I-I don't know.
Maltese Falcon.

how does it feel living in such a small country, especially since its surrounded by water?

I was waiting for this response

Considering I'm a native here, it feels pretty cozy. I get lost in bigger countries and I don't like going to places like germany where it takes like an hour to drive to the place you want to and an hour back. Considering it takes me an hour to go to the Cirkewwa (Port to gozo, our little island where some gozitans live) from Marsaxlokk (Old fishing village that is a tourist hotspot nowadays.)

Do you live in Gozo, and if not, would you consider living there?

You feel closer to the Arabs, The Italians or the British ?

Gozo has a certain stigma from around 70-80 years ago, if you had a bastard/disabled child you would send them there and pretend like they never existed.
It doesnt anymore and It's a beautiful place, but many jobs are located in Malta, and few large businesses operate in Gozo, but if i were to retire in a Place it would be there, very nice place and alot less industrialized

Do u hab big dik?

Do you guys have refugee problems?

do you consider yourself white?
post hands or eyes.

British. They are the closest to us considering much of the population still likes them.
Most hate italians for their jewish tricks for trying to deal with Maltese business people.
We are extremely racist to arabs, because we have a completely westernized culture while they still live in the stone age.

>less industrialized

do you have any industry at all?

wouldn't you like to know.
Considering loads of the niggers pile up in boats and try to sail to shitaly, the ones that make it here we have to take care of.
Both my parents are white, grandparents were white, and grand grand parents were white so, yes I do. I'm olive skinned though since I spent around 5 years working with my father in the summer when i was still in school.

We do Ahmed.

is there much British empire influence left?

Enough that we are still in the commenwealth and see the UK as a friend.

have you met Sopsy?

No?

do you like veal?

if it came down to it, would you fight for the UK?

post view of outside of your house pls

I enjoy it thoroughly .

I live close to a roundabout so it's not very pretty, I do live around 10 minutes away from the airport which looks very nice.

moi termari

are you one of these guys?

so your country is like suburb city or what?

No, it's a country with villages and suburbs and towns.
??? fins???
I am not a reptilian, I am Maltese.

...

is finland real

I want to register a company in your country to avoid taxes, is that a good idea

...

no.

Toki wo tomare?

do it in switzerland.

why travel so far?

ZA WARDO

when will you meet sopsy

fuck off fin

write something in maltese

Xi trid taljan?

>France takes Malta
>maltese want us to fuck off back to France

>brits take Malta
>maltese are okay with this

Fuck you too, you ungrateful cunts.

how do you pronounce that stuff? There's no audio help on Google Translate

Pretend you are an angry muslim

>italo-tunisians

How does it feel to LITERALLY speak arabic? I guess we will understand eachother soon :^)

Kif inti gbin?

>Take many maltese riches, steal from churches, steal from old women.
>Ungrateful
Brits didnt try to pinch anything you white flagged jews
>Ahmed
you would know wouldn't you.
I don't speak to cucks.
And we don't literally speak arabic you arrogant fuck, its semitic retard

Tajjeb. Int? Kollox sew fl-ingliterra? Jew turist li kont gejt Malta xi darba u tghallimt ftit malti?

Tajjeb ghalissa. Jien Malti nghix hawn.

>you white flagged jews

It's the last time you say dat

Tlajt ghax xoghol? Jew ghandek xi familja hemmek?

why did you eat our birds?

They taste good. Also provides good sport.
If only you did that to Germany instead of fucking surrendering.

It-tnejn li huma. Sibt xoghol hawnekk hafna ahjar. Kuntent ghalissa izda behsiebni nigi lura ghal-xi vaganza fil-futur.

Fighting against krautz is boring and we're kinda lazy

(rate this excuse, please)

Tajjeb, bdiet il-kesha hawnhekk tiela u niezla bejn l-14 u t-18, sahha habib.

>boring
niqqa they absolutely demolished most of western europe in one swift go, if thats boring idk
>kinda lazy
french so it passed
overall 4/10

What does a stork taste like?

When I shoot it down it tastes like liberal tears :^)

honestly, I didn't know we had a reputation of lazyfags

you do now.
also cucks.

You literally speak tunisian with italian thrown in everynow and then

Do you hate tunisia?

>tor narri tornari :D

...

why is Malta so based?

Mitä tornarille kuuluu?

Tornari is soo cute :3 and brave :3

We're not the only ones (Germany, Britain, Sweden...)