/nfl/ general: fuck else happens in june edition

GB:McCarthy: Janis needs to hone 'fundamentals'
DEN:Aqib Talib (leg) released from Dallas hospital
DEN:Von Miller reports progress in contract talks
PHI:Cox, Sproles arrive at Eagles' practice facility
HOU:J.J. Watt (groin, core) returns to practice Monday
CAR:Panthers ink Kalil to 2-yr, $16.75M extension
PHI:Fletcher Cox expected to report for minicamp
MIA:Gase wants his RBs to play all three downs
DET:GM says Ameer Abdullah will be ready for camp
WAS:DeSean Jackson on the practice field Monday
SEA:Marshawn Lynch confirms he is retired
CAR:Contract-year DT Kawann Short skipping OTAs

>GB: McCarthy: Janis needs to hone 'fundamentals'

Here we go again...

>Packers second-year CB Quinten Rollins suffered a dislocated finger at OTAs. Rollins injured the finger during the Packers' first OTA of the spring. His bone came through the skin, requiring stitches. Rollins has been limited to individual work ever since and isn't expected to be "full" until training camp. Rollins received strong marks from PFF for his coverage as a rookie across 368 snaps.

HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN

First for Cowboys superbowl

>DET:GM says Ameer Abdullah will be ready for camp

He'll be disappointing fantasy owners in no time

kimbo's fucking dead, man

First for Toxins one and done in the playoffs

Goddamn the Grim Reaper just won't stop

Who do you fix this?

mlb is that way

Janis is apparently Kid Rock levels of retarded when it comes to running routes and knowing the playbook.

>make playoffs for 7 of the last 10 years
>can't manage one win
>own player yanks the game right out of your hands when you had it won
it's a curse, I'm afraid. Nothing can be done

Don't compare Kid Rock to some cousin fucking fudge Packer, Kid Rock has at least accomplished something in his career

The Oakland Raiders

wtf are you, a detoilet fan?

I'm watching the new X men movie

it's not that good so far

1st for Jags

there must be some sort of warding ritual that can be done

are easily one of the best all-time teams, they've had 3 decades of success and 2 more of great seasons. This team just needs their coach to turn things around, Jack Del Rio will take us to our promised land : a winning season, Carr will lead the AFC WEST in pass yards and TDs, Amari Cooper will lead all rookies in touchdowns and receptions, Khalil Mack will lead us in Sacks and hurries and David Amerson will snag at least 5 more picks! Can a team be any greater? No, there's no team better than the Oakland Raiders, just telling it like it is Sup Forums.

No, but Picture was a fucking amazing song. Sheryl Crowe is my spirit animal

You are a shit judge of QB play, you expect us to listen to you about films?

Guess brian the boy fucker was bound to slip up sometime

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I don't know a lot about the Chokeland Gayders player numbers but is Darius Heyward-Bey, Stanford Rout and Fabian Washington on there?

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Don't forget Tievong Brench

My gf is leaving to boot camp tomorrow, I'm fucking bummed any football podcasts that can occupy my mind

Just know she'll be getting dicked every night

>My gf is leaving to boot camp tomorrow

Sorry m8, but GI Jane is going full blown lez bot tomorrow

>expecting capeshit to be good

you knew what you were getting yourself into

kek

Its not starship troopers, they only train with other girls

>he's never been to basic training

No no no and no

Bo Jackso
Cliff Branch
Tim Brown
Willie Brown
Charlie Garner
Jerry Porter

>Amari Cooper
>a rookie

Update the pasta before it gets stale, famn.

Don't acknowledge him. He's a tripfaggot with an irrational hatred of the Raiders

You now remember the brain bug

I like to imagine my GF has a proboscis that can pierce my brain and suck it out while she slams herself on my dick

>irrational hatred of the Raiders

I literally care nothing about them, I just like to crush their futile offseason hopes and dreams

Interesting... I would like to know more

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That's pretty insecure of you, especially since you're a fan of a team who massively disappointed last season.

37-33

That's pretty insecure of you, especially since you're a fan of a team who massively disappointed last season.

That's pretty insecure of you, especially since you're a fan of a team who massively disappointed last season.

>No dal
>no care

my team disappoints every season haha get it

That's pretty insecure of you, especially since you're a fan of a team who massively disappointed last season.

You're talking about the packers again? At least we can use the fact we had over 20 players die as an excuse

The Ravens killed the last franchise QB the Faders will ever have

37-33
7
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3
3

Fucking kill yourself Sneak you dumb faggot. Everyone is tired of your gay little shtick

>muh excuses

lawl

sorry fizzam

That's pretty insecure of you, especially since you're a fan of a team who massively disappointed last season.

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Derek Carr came into the 37-33 game injured and left it unscathed.

you literally hate your own team, nothing you have ever said has any merit

55-20

I just googled it and the raiders are 2-7 against the ravens, you shouldn't be talking shit spicfag

That's pretty insecure of you, especially since you're a fan of a team who massively disappointed last season.

37-33
7 7
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3 3
3 3

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>Derek Carr

If I needed a QB in garbage time Carr would be a top 5 pick for sure

>good defense Ravens beating inept raiders from 2004-2012
>proud
Lol

Heh, nice dubs.

And yet you and multiple other people continuous reply to me. If my opinions were that outrageous, then there'd be absolutely no reason to pay any attention to them whatsoever.

Yet here I am over 8 years later.

Done with you.

Raiders are still inept

That stopped Al Davis passed away

normally, if someone is being a faggot you call them out,33 for being a faggot.

its a very simple concept of cause and effect

Top zozzle. Reggie McKenzie is like 13-41 as the General Manager

>dubs keep blowing sneak the fuck out

Sneak confirmed next to die

Are cowboy fans the most Redpilled fans in football?

If everyone took "being called a faggot" seriously on Sup Forums it would have died in days.

Spelled Sneak and homosexual wrong

jet fans are my friend

>GMs play and coach
Yeah OK
But at least my team whipped your team's ass

"Are Sneak fans the most homosexual fans in football?"

lol who would be a fan of me?

also nice obsession

>half the fanbase is hispanics
I would think not

Sorry m8. I'll admit that Reggie McKenzie is elite at picking top 5 can't miss prospects like Mack and that WR from Alabama, shame he can't draft anything outside of the top 5 though

He has out drafted most other GMs insofar m8
t. Patsfag

are you pretending to not know amari cooper's name to sound cool, or are you really that dumb?

Browns fans call their stadium the factory of sadness. They are the most redpilled.

>gabe jackson
>derek carr
>justin ellis
>david amerson as a waiver-wire pickup
>mario edwards

take your (you). i don't know why i even bothered to respond

No he hasn't

Shouldn't you be shoving a dildo up your poop chute?

>No Football for 3 more months
>Everything else is just waiting on who's gonna be more delusional about their team

Guess I'm going back to play Persona and Smash. Also when is the Fantasy Football draft happening?

right, i forgot you're incapable of conversations longer than a couple sentences, my mistake
sm4sh or what? i don't have a wiiU so i've never tried it

>gabe jackson
no career accomplishments
>derek carr
no career accomplishments
>justing ellis
not even a career sack
>david amerson
bust
>mario edwards
2 career sacks, drafted because justin ellis was such shit

the only true way to spend the offseason is shitposting and lifting (while shitposting between sets)

>people actually like smash
I never got the appeal, its not really a fighting game.

>i don't have a wiiU so i've never tried it

How fucking poor are you?

>tiki shitposting on mlb

it's an arena fighter, so it actually has appeal for people who aren't really into fighting games
idk i grew up with the 1st two and i'll admit they're fun to play no matter your age, but i'm not gonna buy a console for one game
rich enough to own a PS4? i don't really feel the need to own a wiiU at all, and it's not like there aren't much better things to spend my money on

Aren't the Rags shit though? Other than Odor punching Bautista what have they done other than webm related?

>rich enough to own a PS4

oh shit lads looks like the monopoly guy is ITT

they have the best record in the american league

>durr owning one console is a sign of wealth
>durr owning a more expensive console isn't a sign of wealth
can you put a header on your retarded posts so i know not to read them? something like "DISREGARD ANYTHING BELOW THIS, I AM MENTALLY DEFICIENT"

>tfw my filter doesn't work

What am I doing wrong? Do they just not work on mobile? I don't want to see old gay's verbal diarrhea anymore.

>he doesn't have old gay filtered

Lelmao

Looks like the peasants are revolting

Yeah but they're far from the best team in the AL. Pic related is

>WWW.tumblr.com
you can find your safe spaces there guys

people still respond to him though, so wouldn't it not change anything?
whoops, you forgot your header
here, i'll add it on for you

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lol Police, you have to be the most booty blasted poster on here. Can you just get over the fact that I blew you the fuck out? It was nothing personal kid

lets stop arguing and post memes that have no relevance to your team

kek sorry i just saw this in the catalog, don't think i'm going to be able to take you seriously now
i mean, not that i ever did, but y'know

How is that trap even allowed on here after getting btfo by old gay so bad? You should just KYS Police12

accidentally posted the original

Do you have autism like seriously? You have no right acting superior since you are always fucking wrong about literally everything

thanks for the warning man, almost didn't disregard this one