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Australia v South Africa ODI at Providence

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1st for childhood heroes

>but they're still MORE than able to perform at a level that is entertaining.
not primetime main channel level

its fine on gem/go/gold w/e

get the feeling you've never actually watched a womens game

Thoughts on Murali's action? Was it legal?

The science tests determined it was legal plus he was a top bloke so its all good

Not yet no, but it LITERALLY only just became professional for the top level players.

I think its relatively likely it was illegal.

I've had people tell me he was able to bowl in a cast (i.e. without bending the arm) but who is to say that he didn't bend during the match to bowl better.

I unironically examined it in great detail, and it was legal

How was his bend and was it impressive to examine?

not yet, but giving them exposure will get more girls to signup and the standard will eventually rise if there is more interest

the number of girls playing cricket in Australia has quadrupled in the last few years. it's good progress

Let's just say he knew how to use his wrists

Warne must be internally seething at not holding the record tbqh

And those girl players are all putting money in CA's pocket

No matter what you think about the level of competition as it stands now, it's for the best.

>implying Warne gives a fuck

He's too busy rooting hookers

>183

Thats what ill be doing when i get my next Newstart pay

Can someone actually spin a ball on a glass surface or is it just a thing that people say?

Anyone who knows anything knows Warne was far better than Murali

If Murali was playing for Pakistan, India, Australia or even the fucking WIndies he wouldn't have had half the wickets he did. He was a great bowler in a team of fucking terrible bowlers, and so he could pad his wicket count out.
Warne had to compete with MacGill for selection and guys like Lee and McGrath for wickets and he spent more time off the team than Murali did.

he might be at his mum, that "diet pill" cost him the record

Kek. Warne is fucking broken inside. He is less secure than Kim Kardashian. It's obvious by how butthurt he gets over even the most irrelevant and petty things

see: Starc calling him a hasbeen and his literal butthurt for years

why can't you get a job?

I was on newstart, fucking sucked

>Kek. Warne is fucking broken inside.
the shit he posts on twitter would point to this

I wonder what the Marlon Samuels comments done to him mentally. Warne is very insecure about his looks and getting roasted my someone with an iq of 50 must be devastating to the psyche

>you now remember Warne unironically organised a boys tour to America to try and get the BSA's to notice him
>it failed miserably

I can get a job but i never hold them for long. I get a job, get fired then go back to Newstart. Iv'e had 8 jobs in the last 2 years

Warne is a narcissist and that tour was purely to stroke his ego. Only Indian expats showed up and his plan backfired

Put $10 on Faf to top score and tahir to take the most wickets for south africa

Why do you care about Warne so much?

Just woke up lads

Where's the wogball thread?

>krazypedophile is shitting up the twitter account with his obsession with a 17 year old

Literally gonna get us put on a list lad.

>implying i shill any of the pretenders, much less a literal fucking child
I only Ellysepost

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Fuck off with your Wogball m8

Didn't even work

Warne is a national icon, everyone in the country cares about him in some way, shape or form

You're LITERALLY the Cheatle poster.

I exposed you with an elite truth bomb and it took you MONTHS to come up with a rebuttal, which was LITERALLY "n-no".

>Australian Born Greeks UNIRONICALLY playing Greece

Christ lads. I can smell the crowd from here

I'm going to go punch a wog in the face at the local lads.

I've had enough of them and their ""sport""

Punch one of the wogs that need to talk a fucking decibel louder in normal conversation

That's all of them lad

True m8. Bunch of animals the lot of them

>this post

Warne would literally be nowhere near Murali if he didn't get to play some of the worst England teams of all time every 18 months.

The one time he faced a moderately competitive English team he got his shit kicked in and lost the Ashes. And don't even get me started on his record against the Indians.

>b-b-but le Indians could le play spin xD

Wrong. Murali was clearly better. Stats don't mean dick if you can't front up against the best players of your era. Warne got murdered literally everytime he played India or Lara.

krazykrezja is eternally obsessed and filled with hatred for Warne because Warne denied NSW's brave Stuart MacGill 500 wickets

He unironically thinks MacGill was better than Warne too.

>Faf

The meme is over. He got exposed thoroughly last year.

Put it on QdK lad

Completely wrong and still ignored the objective truth bombs in my post.

Sri Lanka played even worse teams than England regularly

why is /cric/ scared of /hoc/?

>le if i le say he's le wrong then he le is le xD
>le truth bombs xD
>le ebin au/sp/ jargon xD

>The one time he faced a moderately competitive English team he got his shit kicked in and lost the Ashes

0/10 try again

i am and he did

Imagine having a lead of 270 on a square turner pitch and then pissing it away and losing the match.

Imagine being a broken perpetual manchild forever chasing your daughter's friends for companionship while still being Australia's greatest living treasure.

Imagine being Shane Warne.

>Imagine being Shane Warne
I did every day as a kid

reminder the only famous person in the history of NZ is lomu and hes dead while warne is still alive and fucking teenage qts

lorde tbqh

that chink girl as well

no idea who she is but espn told me she is famous

>, while Rilee Rossouw is the man set to make way whenever Faf du Plessis recovers from a finger injury.

laughable. Roussouw is a decent player but will get dropped while Behardien has a spot for life. Literally Mark Chapman is better than Behardien, not even joking i'd actually bet he is.

you have ten (10) minutes to explain to me why Murali isn't a chucker

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I would of stayed up to watch this match but i got a massive gyprocking job in the morning

Got a job tomorrow for a Mrs. Alison Zampa to install gyprock.

Son must be out of town so she needs a professional

Stats also shows that Murali got shit loads of wickets against the weaker Zimbabwe teams and sadly against my country as well. Warne is way better.

unless de villiers can go full meme australia will win in a canter

>my country

What years were you the president m8?

Ugly XI in the no particular order
Lyth
Rahane
Ballance
Smoth
Chandimal
Fuckner
Abbott
Ashlose
Hazleshit
Ishant Sharma
Lyon

Fat Hump Gay Ltd.

How do we beat /hoc/ lads, what's the game plan?

Nice try /hoc/ spy

Will Fap on my Pussy even play today?
This quota shit is really fucking the saffers Tbh

It just amazes me how shit the South African team is. Faf most likely won't even play but they'll continue playing fucking Duminy and Behardien.

Not to mention ABDV's complete inability to captain

For a team with players as good as they do, South Africa should be so, so much better

Zimbabwe were a mid tier team at first tbf

Duminy is barely even black though and I'm guessing the Muslims count as colored players. If I were SA I'd obviously keep Rabada and just load up withOaki expat spinners

If it's not white it's okay

Bavuma is literally the only decent pure black batsman in South African history

*paki
Bavuma is decent but he's more of a test specialist. Phangiso is trash

He dindu nuffin
Discuss

>South Africa's greatest ever match fixer
>dies

The team itself has shit players but the country has some good players.

Apparently even De Kock is counted as coloured.

KEK

and what fucking colour is that? le cock looks like a normal saffer

I'm really fucking good at video games lads

His father's white but his mom's coloured so he counts as a coloured player as well.

reminder this means I was right about the 60% quota and krazykunt has been exposed AGAIN

based goosey

Who /nosleep/ here?

Sith Efrka are playing EIGHT coloured played with TWO Africans. 9 if you consider De Kock as well. This is just fucking absurd.

When does it start?

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6 minutes lad

de kock is white bro. he just looks inbred.

His mother's coloured so apparently he's counted as a coloured player.

any streams that accept adblock?

who /on a boat/ here?

i'm going to need a source on that. a quick google search couldn't help me.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of two faced cunts.

Fuck enzid

Filthy quadroon

Can't bother finding it.

What?
Never reply to me again, cunt!

>sterc not playing

because it's a lie :P

haha it's actually not though xD

haha rip lady

Will we see a score above 200 lads?
The first 2 games were low scoring