Saturday night with the lads edition
/brit/
Robert Sanchez
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Henry Price
me on the left
Carter Russell
proto gf keeps posting stupid statuses and sharing stupid shit
gonna bin her i think
Josiah Scott
PLEASE POST SARA PICS
Parker Mitchell
nth for new wars and the changing character of conflict
Mason Hill
Justin Reed
Need a proper essex girl gf
Connor Walker
recommend me some choons
only one rule: they have to be bangers
Jordan Perry
even after a week of nofap I can only get off to facialabuse and gangbangs
nofap is a meme, don't do it. felt zero benefits
Jack Adams
...
Angel Hill
weird creep
Angel Sanchez
Thomas Evans
not concerned about these new surveillance powers lads
I'll just talk in fast food code when I want to access something illegal
e.g. lads where can I buy a doner kebab = lads where can I buy some speed
foolproof
Ayden Mitchell
need a /brit/ bf
Aaron Reyes
>get a decent salary
>all of it gets taken as tax
>get a decent car
>it gets vandalised in the first week
hm yes
Daniel Myers
Parker Reed
banger
Jeremiah Rodriguez
same
Zachary Martinez
Henry Perez
ahh yes, think i shall trial the acne gimmick for a few more years to come
Wyatt Richardson
you would be paid less if it didn't get taxed
Evan Carter
Jesus Christ what has happened to him? Is he okay? Has he been evicted? I've not lurked for some time now.
Angel Ross
thanks.
try this one youtube.com
Alexander Gutierrez
>he isn't in a committed monogamous relationship with a pretty girl
Jordan Morris
how so?
Brayden Turner
you should try a week of noclap, break the stereotype la
Christopher Thomas
OI LADS NEW BG MEDIA JUST DROPPED
SOME OTHER NEW GIRL MC SENDING FOR SOPH ASPIN
youtube.com
MAAAAAAAADTING
James Sanchez
?
Parker Young
Normies out rooooooooooooo
Justin Thompson
>person happy to survive on a certain after tax income
>company pays as little as possible
John Powell
Rick and Morty is really good
Noah Rivera
utter slag
Zachary Jackson
The Tramadol is kicking in. Feeling really warm and comfy.
Adam James
...
Julian Wright
my brit lifeplan
cushy job
fwb gf
place of my own with garage
car for weekend trips and driving around uk
R8
Robert Flores
Mate ditched me last night to go and hang out with a girl.
I've seen this happen in other people's lives, now it's happening in mine.
Asher White
nothing ever goes right for me lads
Matthew Sanders
god probably doesn't exist
Christian Wright
she is
SHIT
doesnt go with the flow, monotone, fuck her
Jason White
what happens if you're rich and lonely?
do you live in a 7 bedroom house by yourself?
Jeremiah Diaz
>implying this butters mong holds a candle to ar soph
Jose Clark
hold tight jack wilkinson on the cam
Bentley Davis
>he earns enough to get taxed
haha
Ryan Rivera
Rich people are never lonely
Christian Roberts
youtube.com
>Now that the alt-right have won Molly has nothing to do but review movies
How the mighty fall
Gavin Powell
Howdy there reddit!
Lucas Phillips
shall be getting pissed round about.......
..........now
Jose Scott
>bet yer blowies are fuckin shite
Easton Campbell
who's this fine petunia?
Carter Sullivan
Would prefer a nice flat 2bh
Wyatt Johnson
*sniffs once*
*sniffs twice*
ahh
to be sure
the rancid stink of my shit hangs heavy in the air
*shifts back on the seat and peers down into the bowl*
yes... yes, yes i see.... ahhh...indeed.... four! four wee nuggets... and scattered bullets beneath the soggy paper
oh this is very good... very good indeed yes... yes.... ahhh yesssss..... *takes a long sniff* mmmmmm ahhh, ripe to a particularity and then some, and then quite some indeed.... i have not failed myself tonight margaret let me tell thee... we shall snatch up these funky leavings and study them more closely tomorrow, some time after mass i should think
John Green
>David Cameron/Theresa May
>support gay marriage, ambivalent towards the decline of the traditional family, ambivalent towards mass migration undermining the ethnic composition of this country, ambivalent towards record high knife crime rates, don't support racial profiling, support 20% cuts to police budgets, don't care if the police investigate burglary
Please tell me how they are an actual conservative party aside from name only? I'd only ever consider voting for them if I lived in a marginal constituency and Labour had a genuine chance of getting in power, but given I don't I won't vote for them.
>soft on divorce
I did with traditional family comment
>drugs
didn't want to sound too much like peter hitchens desu, he's become a bit of a contrarian dullard nowadays anyway
Cooper Sanchez
>you got bummed on a field
Luke Wood
i've been wanking since 2003 and the best wanks are to fully clothed facebook pictures of girls i know
Caleb Collins
interesting
Hudson Mitchell
based bradders
Colton Davis
If I was rich and lonely I wouldn't buy a house, I'd just buy one of those luxury one bed apartments and enjoy holidays to random nice places desu.
Doesn't sound terrible. Better than having some shit semi detached with three kids you hate
Brayden Adams
indeed, innit
Lucas Roberts
>ywn have a swimming pool in a converted church/barn connected to your castle-like house for only £577 a week
Gabriel Scott
>he doesn't know who Soph Aspin is
actually fuck off you little worm
Jaxson Sullivan
yes it is 2bh
Grayson Parker
Ever get it where the small things make life seem pretty good?
Sitting with the family having a decent chat, the first drag of a cigarette on a cold winter morning, meeting friends in the pub or some small act of human intimacy.
Adam Rogers
seriously scraping the barrels now
did an adult film and produce this? are they not embarrassed?
Grayson Cruz
Jack Garcia
Just get some servants to order around
Austin Powell
well, who is she?
Connor Stewart
>luxury flat
why yes I would pay the same for a tiny shoebox when I could get a mansion in devon
Jackson Barnes
Northern """""PEOPLE"""""
Brandon Brown
>KOR! On our /brit/
Eli Perez
I just want a qt gf
why? why god?
Chase Miller
>tfw Afghan Dan is actually releasing bangers now
Brandon Powell
sophie yeah you should stick to singing
cuz when you spit my ears are ringing
how come you shagged bare lads? is your fanny not stinging
bet your fannys fucking minging
John Evans
drink cider from a lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon
Anthony Brown
>First sip of a nice cold coke can after a long day
>Running into a nice cool sea on a hot day at the beach
>Feeling the waves flowing over you as you lie in the sea
>Logging into your bank and having more than you thought you would
>Having something like a holiday to look forward to
Nolan Long
how old is she? she's well fit
Luke Ward
NEPAL BTFO
Connor Mitchell
>in devon
Mason Gomez
You just know that she's going to become a meme
Juan Anderson
>Afghan Dan
jihadi john's replacement?
Matthew Peterson
Is it true you got bummed on a pill?
Thomas Stewart
>female rappers
Isaiah Miller
bin yourself
how will soph ever recover
Asher Cox
Doing a nostalgia and lsitening to 30 Seconds to Mars and My Chemical Romance etc
Connor Phillips
no idea but most likely under 16 you nonce
ang tight afghan dan
would crease if one of the london mcs done a tune with him
Asher Price
actual banger
Leo Rivera
what language is this
Ryder Bennett
what's it like compared to codeine
Levi Sanchez
>didn't want to sound too much like peter hitchens desu, he's become a bit of a contrarian dullard nowadays
He's generally good but science means nothing to him. So he thinks climate change is fake, addiction is fake, calories causing weight gain is fake, dyslexia is fake etc. There are just some conservatives who just think science is not worthy of any attention.
> I'd only ever consider voting for them if I lived in a marginal constituency and Labour had a genuine chance
Are you aware of Blue Labour? It's the socially conservative wing of the Labour Party. The Labour Party might be socaily liberal overall but it does have a socially conservative wig unlike the Tories who are basically liberal from top to bottom.
Asher Evans
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So glad that shite's illegal in Scotland
Brandon Morgan
Do I have an inoperable cancerous tumour on my brain? Yes.
Do I rate Pogba? No.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Poet x Afghan Dan
maybe Chip considering they look so similar
Parker Baker
Going to the chippy, fellas.
Fish, chips, large sausage and a bottle of D&B
Carter Watson
Found out Cornwall is like third-world poor today
Always thought it was full of posh pants
Ian Howard
>just woke up
Morning lads
Easton Ross
no more fees in england now
Zachary Martinez
Umm sweetie. Why can't legal migrants be people?
Samuel Morris
well yeah, bgmedia is a huge meme they get millions of views
poortherner
John Lee
He moved to a flat in High Wycombe
Alexander Thomas
gonna be illegal here soon
Nathaniel Carter
>Is your fanny not stinging?
>I bet your fanny is fucking mingin
How will ar soph ever recover?