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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

the big lebowski was gr8

twin peaks is shit

smug?

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GAS
THE
HUNS
lads

excellent post

>Watching TV

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youtube.com/watch?v=UH__p5KOubM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

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>You actually think it's "elitist" to acknowledge Stranger Things being complete garbage? Are you really serious?

But the problem is you can't just make the feelings you have for someone disappear if you see them and interact with them every day.

If I didn't see her this wouldn't be a problem but I have to be around her every single day.

I fucking love this girl but I've accepted what she has told me and its gonna be really fucking hard to move on.

>actually watching "TV"
>not just streaming game of thrones at 2am and watching bbc documentaries on iplayer
unbelievable levels of calcification
i ask you

>Remember, don't tell your mum

>watching bbc documentaries on iplayer

>i ask you

the gf

this desu apart from the bbc thing desu

>girl I like is actually my cousin
a-are you me

share more pls, i thought I was the only one to know this feel

me out for a casual drive

>watching any "programmes" made for the television besides David Attenborough

what's your new years esolution lads?

>go to the chippy
>"large cod and chips please, darling"
>no large cod
>get two regular cod for the same price

friendly reminder that landlords are sub-human scum

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>notice we get a new bbc channel
>its 5000 slightly different detective series
why the FUCK is this a thing, why are there so many?

this apart from game of thrones desu

>Chippy
Hot chip shop

me on the left

el chippo

TALKIN' 'BOUT YOUR GENERATION

>not living with your licencecuck parents

what the fuck do you think i mean by documentaries you cretinous melt

I lost my virginity to my cousin when I was 12. Not even a paki. ;_;

Hello lads

literally 99% of TV shows that are 3 or more seasons long end up going to shit.

the first season of prison break was fucking amazing. season 2, 3 and 4 were pure dogshite, some of the worst TV out there.

LOST season 1 was brilliant. season 2 was good too but they dragged it out way too much, by the time season 5 rolled around, she show had already been shit for a long time

those are just 2 examples but its the case for almost every show that spans 3 or more seasons

also,
>inb4 "foy" for saying "seasons"

>watching game of thrones
pure calcium

me in the radical centre

'sheed

The ""BBC"" channel here (really just a combination of most British channels) gets a fuck tonne of comedy panel shows

it's ridiculous

you could have been referring to things other than attenborough which I was not pleased with

congratulations, you passed x

>seasons
fuck off yank

holy fuck that guy on the bike got crushed by the pole

fucking fate

Has anyone got any good ideas for a fresh new meme? I need to impress a girl thanks

get mandied to fuck on NYE and then stop doing all drugs cold turkey

>the first season of prison break was fucking amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=B201O63uqhk

Greatest Pink Floyd choon ever coming through

>Look at him now
>He's paler somehow
>But he's coming round
>He's starting to choke
>It's been so long since he spoke
>Well he can have the words right from my mouth

>Not even a paki.

>madmen is boring

Listening to Soviet-era Russian pop music

Thinking of becoming a sperm donor.

Just need to find a passed out girl.

literally never buy any bread other than naan

hah what am i x

>new Last of Us game
>definitely not going to be out for at least 18 months
>forced to not commit suicide until then

why do things like this keep happening

hmm rly makes u think

he literally sped up to avoid the crash and still got nailed. should have maintained a constant speed desu

>BBC is basically anti white male
>Forced to pay tv license which funds it
>Funding my own races downfall

Game of Thrones follows this as well

Season 1 was genuinely amazing, now it's bollocks

Quite liked that show 2bh
good post

>it's nearly time for all the normalads to fuck off out to nightclubs to finger lasses

Milk in your tea means youre subhuman

before you know it you might life a full life!

what's it like now? did she ever like you back? have you ever spoken about things? did you ever have a "secret relationship"?

expect better posts than this from the likes of you, josie

bit disappointed in you, you're normally in tip top form

division bell is pretty shit apart from high hopes mate

sid barret floyd is GOAT floyd

>Forced to pay tv license

no youre not

>why yes, I do pay my licence fee

Employer contracted me for a job.

I must complete this job to save my reputation.

yeah it actually really fucking is terrible and boring, couldn't get past episode 4 lmao what was that about

I had a crush on my cousin, we kissed a couple of times when we were drunk but she had a bf and would never have left him for me (he was minted), so I stayed away from her for a couple of years and my crush on her faded

dis lass is right bangin

casual sex is a meme, it's not fun

t.lad who has had casual sex all his life

watched naan making on tv the other day. was quite interesting desu, didn't realise they made them like that

Piping hot cup of Lipton black tea with some milk is quite literally the patricians choice

Fuck off 'sheed

Absolutely disgusting

Obese coalburner

whats the job

>basically anti white male
stop playing identity politics lad

>telly
>not watching kino

this desu

this desu

ive slept with more than 14 girls and the only really enjoyable times were with ones that i was very close to emotionally x

kek is that yahtzee

>tires screech outside your house

benders

dont say foyworthy things and i shant be forced to foy you
consider it reparations for ignoring my rap 2 threads ago (raparations? haha)

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You can practically time the turning of the cogs in the mind of a runt

This might warrant further scientific investigation

rate the new dp

socks

What? Casual sex can be great if you find a reet dirty girl

exquisite post

>division bell is shit
>sid barret floyd is GOAT floyd

Off yourself m8

fiver

virgin

it's fucking awkward 2bh

Transport a consignment from East Asia to North America across the ocean safely.

>4th year finals starting tuesday

>good looking la
>get on good with the girls
>manager at work
>dirty, old pervert
>always talk and flirt with girls at work when I have time
>he hates it
>always trying to giving me shit in front of them
>always show him up in front of them as all my work is always done
>never leave work undone to talk with girls
>yesterday
>talking to girl I've been shagging for about 2 months
>she's his favourite
>always perving on her
>he's giving me shit for not doing my work
>tell him its all done and he can go and check if he wants
>he does
>its all done immaculately
>gets mad at me
>tries showing off by telling me he's going to some super posh restaurant that night
>tell him I'm going out with the girl I just mentioned and will be going back to her house at the end of the night to fuck her
>he goes bright red
>pretty sure he's trying to get me the sack
>no chance because I'm #1 at my job and never fuck up

Good luck, you fat slimy, disgusting grease ball.

How are muslims in britanija?Do they behave better than these mongrels over here,do you get the guy shouting on top of the tower treatment too?

desu mind

top quality posts

going out for a sesh