Lord knows im a righteous man.. he will not lead me into temptation and deliver us from evil
Lord knows im a righteous man.. he will not lead me into temptation and deliver us from evil
estonia pls
seeing this really makes me a little bit more sympathetic about shit like kobe reportedly having over 100 side hoes in LA alone
>implying Curry and every other basketball player don't fuck side bitches every day
As a professional athlete, do the Derek Jeter thing. Sure, you won't have a loving wife or kids, but you keep your money as long as you wrap it up and have your entourage give you an alibi.
You fell for the Curry is a family man meme
Jeter has herpes though
That's a man.
>Be light skin with green eyes in your twenties
>Get married and have two kids
Why?
>having sex before marriage
>going to hell
no thanks
Weak minded.
>not marrying and having kids with your highschool sweetheart
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
steph curry is known to be THE most hung guy in the nba, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with steph barely able to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on stephs throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
His wife is pretty qt though, and she's not just a glory-seeking whore but his high school sweetheart.
She's had two kids and I bet she's still a really solid fuck.
estonia has been posting jungle fever all day
shes gotten fat tho
>being a low test faggot
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>being attracted to untermensch
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if you are worth any more than 2 million do the jeter thing
>she's not just a glory-seeking whore
Oxymoron, all women are glory seeking whores
>she's had two kids
gross
>so he posts a mudslime
American education, everybody
what the fuck U. S. of america.
>I bet she's still a really solid fuck.
i think i could never knowlingly fuck a woman who has had children. that would be so awful. i would have to stop using her vagina because i found out what it's really used for. for pushing out babies. it's like when i raced my cousin down a hill using my grandma's wheelchair when i was a kid and then my older cousin came out and scolded us for playing with it... because grandma couldn't walk. plus their vaginas would be all flappy and horrible. i think i have a deep repressed memory of seeing my mother's vagina as a child. i was an enormous baby when i was born and i probably ruined it, and ruined my dad's fun for the rest of his life. i really hope my dad has a mistress somewhere. being gay would be so much easier.
also i have a phobia of pregnant woman because i can't stop imagining how easy it would be to kick them in the stomach and kill the baby. i can't be in the same room with them. i hope i never become so stupid or lonely enough to get married.
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i mentioned racing, it's Sup Forums related
Both Curry and his wife are white, m8
>all that nap
>white
damn fampai, you sound like you have trauma.
also, i think it may be the chinese government wanting you to have sex with fewer womenz since, you know, over population
good luck getting guts atlantic sea bro
Little known fact: Jessica Alba caught herpes from Jeter.
>Both Curry and his wife are white
[citation needed]
They would be treated as white if they were raised in suburbia senpai
Don't understand why that's "sexy". Looks like she's trying to un-lodge something in between her teeth.
Google it faggot.
Because he'd had sex before he was 25.
They look like brother and sister.
Thots like this are the reason his wife is at every game.
His ball hair from the bj before the game
she a gross whale
Curry and his wife are whiter than those poo skins you posted
ayesha is black
steph is half black half white
yet their kid looks half black half white
?? did ayesha cuck steph with a white boy?
so many bitches caught the herps from him.
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They look like scarecrows
To be fair I'm pretty sure this is white in brazil
everyone has herpes
I would cheat on my wife work hoes after every game idgaf
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That's a guy.
thats a trap
10/10
Wouldn't bang if I was in Currys position, sure I'd be tempted by filthy hotties but that looks like a trap
besides herpes, jeter gave those hoes autographed sports memorabilia. right after doing the deed.
the biracial angel is one cool dude.
>literally limiting your potential pussy pool
not that it made any difference lma
based bunda estibro
>curry is half black and half white
no hes not, his sister said they're half black and half creole, both sides of his family are black
Brows on fleek
I remember the story that lead to this revelation. Some bitch had a one night stand with Jeter and got autographed stuff. Meets him again a year later, has a one night stand and gets more autographed stuff. She tries to spin it into him being an asshole instead of realizing how mediocre and forgettable she must be.
I still have no idea what Creole means as a race. I think it's just what people say when they don't wanna admit they're part french.
>both sides of his family are black
dell got cucked mate, no way is he steph's dad
she should be happy. it could have been just a fruit basket.
master race happened.
deal with it.
at least he has a father unlike lelbon (could be calvin murphy though).
It was more of a way for blacks who weren't slaves to identify themselves to whites so they could actually enjoy property rights and voting rights. If you were half and half you were creole, but the further you got from that it changed. It's used differently today but that's the way it was used then.
>zero value
I'd be a nigger 100 times before admitting I was actually part French.
That's a man baby
This looks fresh.
Kek
le glass ankles and former eternal 5th seeder sold his soul to become the player he is now.
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i agree, a total waste. its probably because he's super christian.
Is that David James?
This is pasta that's been floating around Sup Forums forever.
Hngggggg i love manly woman like this
Sometimes I wish there was a real Christian imageboard so I could avoid sinners such as yourselves.
me in the middle
That's pasta lad
This. It also explains why Steph didn't rape the chick in the OP.
That doesn't even follow.
I find ZERO hard to believe, honestly
A very small number? Sure
BUT ZERO?
they probably just dont report it so they get the money from having a child
ya know
Getit would get it
This tbpqhwyfam
yup, zero.
How dare someone have morals
"Im just giving the boys a little motivation I guess"
What did she mean by this?