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Jenna desu

i like boys /cum/

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felicity desu

WRONG

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>flag
duh

*deep nasal inhale*

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>flag
Non-surprise of the month.

we can tell, muhammad

inspiring

T'es un dégénérer pédé

Impressive

>nigger what the flying fuck is wrong with you?
When humans are born naked everyone is loved the same. Why then is it that during our lives our fates are divided in a most cruel way
Some look people in the eyes, others are not seen, some know love, others don't. If that's the case I would rather be a baby until I die - a baby human
The baby she hold is actually a baby human. Behind that innocent face he is snickering inside. You should be one too! It's nice and easy! Baby human
Ababa ababa, dance, multiply, and then world domination!
Conquer Russia, Canada, and India too
Ababa ababa ababa dancing baby human

FUCK MORE

the albertan oil well one is the best so far imo

What am i to do about this year's catastrophic kyrgyz walnut harvest, buds?

> tfw no big titty consumer electronics gf
youtube.com/watch?v=VIP50LYd-rI

arrête les brimades
let's make love burger-san :3
*unzips feminin benis*

hockey is on buds

Should I walk over to the liquor store and buy alcohol?

They close in an hour. I'm not drinking tonight but I'm bored.

I love the Dead or Alive franchise and highly recommend it to anyone who is looking a story-driven video game with amazingly written character with an amazing development throughout the game..

I'd let her handle my stick if you know what I mean

go stand out front and ask for change.

dead or alive? more like war and peace

Not looking forward to hauling in tonight's firewood with this index finger wound, desu.

Post finger wound pls

where the fuck do you live that liquor stores close so early?

Yeah go get booze and drink with me bud, I need a drinking buddy

I will if it opens back up.
Trying to avoid that so don't get your hopes up.

In Ontario you can only buy alcohol from the Liquor Control Board of Ontario or LCBO. Also everything is expensive.

I think in Manitoba it's less socialist and there's private liquor dispensers. In Ontario, grocery stores are now able to sell beer as of recently.

What are you doing tonight?


I just got back from grocery shopping now I'm getting drunk and watching family guy on Netflix and eating chips and salsa.

depart on a quest to Tuva

>felicity desu

here in 'berta theres a liquor store every block and they're open till 1am on weekends

when you go out and buy lots of groceries but order a pizza for dinner anyway

play league then neptunia

Never in Ontario, not on my watch.

sounds like a time, what are you drinking? me, Whiskey

I'm getting drunk and about to play some titanfall 2 when its done dling

watch hokey

some of the liquor depots are open till 2am every day bud

i ordred a mega miami pizza tonight i loved every last bit of it

Pretty sure she wants to end the LCBO/Beer Store monopoly, but the Conservatives are opposed it. If I remember correctly.

>get fucked up
>shitpost like a madman
>?????

livin the dream

yeah right. that's election bait. like the liberals would ever do that.

Well you went grocery shopping at near-peak hours. Unsurprising you don't want to cook after such an un-comfy experience.

I don't drink that late on weekdays but I wouldn't doubt it

comfy pic lad

In NB they close at 9 or 10 pm, everything is expensive as all fuck, and the absolute only place that sells beer, wine, or spirtits, is AlcoolNBLiquor.

Sucks tbqh

vodka?

Wait NB has similar situation to Ontario? That sucks LCBO and Beer Store are garbage and expensive as too.

I identify as a bud, shitlord.

if you want, that grubby finger wound would heal faster inside of my mouth. I'd sup its germs out then slobber coat it with a restorative, alleviating cool layer of saliva
let me know if I can help :o

just a lot of пивo & мapихyaнa

>tfw you wanna live in a capitalistic society but mom wont let you

well I lived in Sask for a while and it was the same kind of thing. the only other place that sold booze was at a bar but that was pricey

How expensive? Probably not AlcoolNBLiquor expensive

Here's a 24 of cheap budweiser.
$42.65

At least they had $450,000 to change their logo earlier this year.
The province tried selling its own beer "NB Select," it was cheap but undrinkable. Does your province have its own beer brand?

yeh bro

that paper mache caricature would still be as useful as the real thing

i got my cinnabons desu

no the paper mache wouldn't increase taxes so It would actually be better

pls send me a mexican gf

in 'berta its just over 30 bucks for a 24 of bud

tfw might get geology in berta

oh hey bud whats goin on?

Good evening, children. Would your parents happen to be home at the moment, or were you left home alone all by yourselves?

24 bottles are around $40 here too but we have things like Brava that is around $33 for 24 bottles.

can I touch you?!?!

His eyes should have been drawn open at the last.

kek but it's still a liberal so I'm sure it would find itself in some sort of scandal

Don't forget that average income in Alberta is $92k and it's $59k in NB

We no longer have any cheap options. Although for like $5 or $6 you can get 750mL of La Fin du Monde, which is like 9%, so 2 or 3 of those will fuck you up and they are very good.
The beer I like, Innis & Gunn from Scotland, is $19 for a fucking 6 pack. It's awful

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The frogfu's hosting SNL tonight btw

AHH A RAT

a shit

>paper mache offends some dindus
>too white say BLM
>liberals begin apologizing profusely
>Desmond Cole says this is more anti-black racism
>Liberals apologize profusely and create a task force to combat racism

Your beauty is that of the star flower.

Hmmmmm....

making a man sized rat trap

once you catch a man what are you going to do with him? homosexual stuff? are you gay?

He wont fall for such simple tricks

Хaхaхa

Five Eyes, we need to talk secrets.

Sorry Mexico, nothing personal kiddo

Does /cum/ shitpost on any other sites?

I'll go first:
cbc.ca

one of my youtube comments appeared on the tv in a viral video program in national geographic

yik yak

will teach him to not take my cheese or anything of mine ever again

who on the best coast want to go to Boston for legal dude weed?

Muy bueno amigo, you've achieved immortality.

yik yak

CNN before they deleted their comment section

youtube

did you have an anime or pepe default?

>go to [x] mainstream kanadian news website
>comments are full of baby boomers stuck in their ways
>troll them with turbo Sup Forums bait
>laughter ensues

>ABCA

What about N for New Zealand and Q for Québec?

Jewbook

Is it legal in Mass now? I know it is in Maine

Please don't come here

We don't want you

>and Q for Québec

but my auntie lives there

both dude

I can't take it anymore! I NEED a cute canadian's hot girlmouth to accommodate my meaty hamburger beefcock!

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Well done buds.