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RIP kimbo
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sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/spike-plans-one-hour-tribute-show-to-kimbo-slice-on-june-24-230801554.html
youtube.com/watch?v=5PdWH_F_twk
youtu.be/b6R4U5d1Kjg
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the hybrid

artem

Bisping

supple

gonna really miss kimbo even though he was washed up

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Word on the street is Cruz is a robot.

Connor tries way too hard with the whole fashion thing

sightings of him being a loner in public

>tiny hands
evrytiem

why did we have to meme this into existence...

cause its funny

>Nate got into fight with Clay Guida's brother

bjpenn.com/mma-news/nate-diaz/nate-diaz-gets-into-huge-fight-with-clay-guida-and-his-team/

kek

>Nordine Taleb hurt, out for Alan Jouban fight at FN 90
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nordine-taleb-injured-ufc-seeks-opponent-for-alan-jouban-at-ufc-fight-night-90

>Spike planning one hour special on Kimbo on June 24th

sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/spike-plans-one-hour-tribute-show-to-kimbo-slice-on-june-24-230801554.html

I'm coming for that dick Jon.

I hope somebody beats jouban so bad he loses his modeling contract

>maintaining eye contact while jones stares off into oblivion

alpha af

Relax everyone

>Jon

>one hour youtube clips and MMA losses

jon

>JON JONES
>GET YA SHIT TOGETHER
>IM CUMMIN

suck

>I wish I knew how to quit you

>tfw we mememagic DC into literally sucking Jon to submission

>jon put that dick away im not in the mood

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>Jon, I.....

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2016
>sage cusses in his ufc 200 bout after suffering an eye poke.
2017
>sage goes on anti religious rant on twitter but then claims to have been hacked the following day.
2018
>sage disowns his father after getting humiliated by khabib in a 5 round grappling clinic.
2019
>rumor has it that sage was caught having sex in a public parking lot inside his mustang. though no confirmation.
2020
>sage/paige sextape video release
2021
>usada accidentally leaks sage's positive drug test for cocaine.
2022
>paige reveals bruises on her face back and ribs via Instagram with a post stating "it's time you all know who sage northcutt has become over the years"
2023
>sage is cut from roster after found guilty for g&p paige.
>sage spends 3 days in prison.
2024
>sage overdoses on cocaine and is sent to rehab after hospital visit.

>The darker the better Jon

Sage always seems like the type that will go on a serial killing streak or some shit

cormier reminds me of an earthworm

Stack both of these cans, and that's about the length and girth I felt.

>Yfw you randomly remember Bisbong is champion

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>forrest got heemed by shogun in 2011
>2011 was 5 years ago
somebody hold me

>We're in the universe where Bisking KO's Rockedcold in the 1st round

Wew, what a time to be alive

Where can I watch TFATK 3D?

ufc.tv

Is DC aware of his dik sucking memes?

>tfw you fondly remember asking yourself "who this fat nigga" when dc came in as a replacement in the strikeforce hw grand prix and knocked the dog shit out of big foot

I'd go for DC if he was in any other weight class.

Hi, I'm Daniel Cormier

I started this meme

Haha, thanks for joining us tonight.

what's this from

Did you hear the rumor that Kimbo Slice didn't really die?

I heard he's coming back to fight as a deadweight.

>a Sup Forums poster in heem

That's Gina Carano. I'm not sure which EliteXC card it is though.

my dreams

>Schaub unironically thinks he can beat Bork, especially on the ground.

I think we all know where memecut should "train".

>a-at least we have the MW belt, right??

>Brendan Schaub unironically thinks he could choke out Muhammed Ali in his prime

youtube.com/watch?v=5PdWH_F_twk

FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR
FEDOR
>FEDOR

>ywn be boys with dom and help him regain trust in people

Trump
>Trump
Trump
>Trump

In the crowd at 6:24

he would easy

I think you'd be surprised

I would heem schaub senseless rolling out of bed, he's a joke

>upload free fight of guy you constantly bashed who was never on your roster KTFO-ing your former champ and current #6 ranked fighter

UFC has no loyalty. I bet Andrei mad as hale.

>mfw a brit says he is white near me

This fight pissed me off because everyone pretended like Arlovski was actually landing instead of just doing better than people expected.

Reminder that an old shit brazilian ended the schaub meme

get fucked /heeem/

>The crowd erupts
>Trump slowly rises to his feet

Can't be shook.

25% eastern european 25% welsh boiiiiiiiii

Money talks. Schaub is a massive success story.

yeah, but now he's fighting on fight pass, so ufc gets the last laugh

is this for real? very good for him considering he didnt made champion and didnt fought for long, hope he made smart investments

>He actually thinks he's a bad matchup for Brock Lesnar, and can beat him if it goes to the ground.

All of my keks

Can I have some webms of Big Brown getting heem'd?

>Fedor Emelianenko Net Worth - $15 Million

tragic

I think you'd be surprised.

He has a very succesful podcast. I don't know if that is what made him $3million dollars though

>you now remember the sound of Fedors fist connecting with Brett Rogers' jaw.

youtu.be/b6R4U5d1Kjg

is he implying that fits in his ass?

Condom Depot yo

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CABRINI GREEEEEEEEEEN

i was more talking about andrei. any time the fedor fight comes up he gets extremely salty. you can tell it's the one loss that will always bother him. and then the ufc kind of shits on him to....promote a fight pass fight.

Who else hype for Mark Hunt beating the bejesus out of Lazer Sword Chest?

>That filename

kek'd

never gets old

I think you'd be surprised

sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/brock-lesnar-granted-waiver-from-four-month-drug-testing-requirement-003253522.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory&soc_trk=tw


I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU FAT COCONUT NIGGER

You guys ever wonder why we never get interviews with the chuckster anymore?

I'm guessing the UFC is keeping him on the payroll and trying to keep in how of the public eye so that people don't realize his brain is mush and he's punch drunk as shit.

He's not punch drunk, it's just that coke

It would be nice if they let Hunto get juiced to the gills too

I'm not referring to his state in that coked up gif.

>he is not punch drunk

you want lesnar to die?

chuck almost tapped

No he's coked up

Reminder that if you like the UFC you should be praying Brock wins and decided to come back full time.

All memes are ending, soon we will need a real draw to keep things running.

why does bork have extra chest muscles

Because of the sword tattoo

>No he's coked up

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He is an evolved being

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Kimbo was an evolved being, didn't you see him escape that locked in RNC by ken shamrock

A bacteria is an evolved being too.