/brit/ - No Black In The Uniion Jack Edition

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alri

cara

Doing a think
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so this is the power of the anglo race

rigondeux is the best p4p fighter ever and you an suck it if you dont agree

Is that Mosley? Looks a bit past it

>rigondeux
lmao no

My birthday is in 5 days (December 9th)

*sucks it*

dont ever talk about my son like that again

he's not even the best p4p fighter now

youtube.com/watch?v=prQFD07DOjo
;_;

yeah
wot
just having a go innit
taking a punt
yeah
boy better know
swear down
its a ting
senpai
yeah
yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeahhhhhhhhhhh

yeahhhh i hate blankets
nahhhhh i like duvets
yeahhhh i love duvets
nahhhhh theyre not quilts

yeahhhh i go mental
nahhhhh not accidental

yeahhhh i get free dental
nahhhhh do not go gentle

yeahhhh i rated the Vandals
nahhhhh but i dont rate lentils

yeahhhh thats just me
act like a wasteman thats just me
sex any girl yeah thats just me
lips any girl yeah thats just me

nahhhhh dont drive a bentle
yeahhhh this ones a rental

blair? hes a prick mate
brown? hes got no dick mate
dave? he makes me sick mate
may? you're taking the mick mate

i love shooting guns, and
i really dont rate the huns, and
i dont rate hot cross buns, but
i rate my own bad puns, and

i prey on single mums, and
leave them with some more sons, and
milk dont give me the runs, and
ive been with several nuns, and

i like to have my funs, but
i dont like to read the Suns, and
when maisie mashed both me plums, i just
couldnt stop with the cums (*keyboard orgasm noise*)

make daily a hundred thous(and)
once fucked a filthy laot(ian)
my tongue makes the songbirds loud(en)
till in their secretions im drown(ing)

when i meet their mums i get frown(ing)
when i go on the chon im clown(ing)
shit myself and see the bum brown(ing)
off the walls i bounce after down(ing)

just a single pint or 2
im only wee so it soaks right through
im a lightweight but ill still fight you
cos i might be little but i know kung fu

*batters the mic with my guandao until recording stops*

>BNP membership under 500

Sort it out Nick

who den???

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Smoke me a kipper, lads, I am in the mood for a full English this morning!

she really knows how to tell a riveting story.

ps) if you drink hot water with chocolate syrup in it, you're weird as fuck

not really worth going to a starbucks and spending 5$ or so on

>computer overheats for the fifth time today

ah yes, australian summer

probably roman gonzalez

but theres atleast 1 amatuer I don't doubt would be in the top 5 if he went pro and has the ability to be #1 cuban arlen lopez

GGG my personal favourite though

might do a sleep, got to drive 180 miles tomorrow

ok thanks man i actually dont know much about boxing but wanted to start a conversation about it

did you se lomachenko?

>has shit ventilation
>blames the weather

youtube.com/watch?v=q2VGMgsyvWw

need me a borderline retarded disney wife

Fucking hate Diane Abbott.

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Norbert Hofer; win or lose?

answers on a postcard

nah missed it, forgot. watched the kovalev fight and fell asleep in the 10th but that was meh. Good fight but not that exciting.

Looking forward to seeing AJ knock another out soon. They really need to give him a good fight soon, really want to see him fight denotay wilder

Going to sleep bye

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Left wingers absolutely BTFO

tears

People who tell others they are open-minded are typically the most closed-minded of all.

have the wokest pineal gland here by FAR

Absolutely tragic loss of life

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hmm

me on the left

Anyone else watch this one?

whilst it shouldn't be this is an abolutely terrific song
youtube.com/watch?v=wd2Hnof0J3w

coles job closes at midnight but cba fixing up my resume and writing a cover letter
help

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only slept 4hrs hmmm very nice yes

Halfway out of the EU, which we can achieve now, may turn out to be a whole lot better than being halfway in

ill chuck you on as a labourer m8

alri

never heard of this guy but i like it

>they got over a million votes in 2010

How the fuck did they manage to drop so low?

I tapped into the universal mind last night

Can't sleep

I got a cashy for you mate. Just rock up in a hi vis and you'll be right.

Look at some of their facebook posts, literally every one of them is anti-Trump. Burn in hell, libcucks

Does anyone take Paul Nuttall seriously?

A man is being questioned over a tweet calling for someone to "Jo Cox" a Remain-supporting Conservative MP.

The post, directed at MP Anna Soubry but misspelling her name, said "Someone jo cox Anna sourby please".

The Met said a 25-year-old man is in custody on suspicion of sending malicious communications.

>liberals assume a white guy is racist because he's white
>they don't realize how racist that is

show some fucking respect, death goes beyond party politics

erm but do you have a sick neck tat?
didn't think so

Nuttatall

fuck everyone in this thread

in the bum

with a big knobbly stick

just nuts really when you think about all the death threats right wing politicians and commentators get

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That's hot.

Is there anything more cringey than interpretative dance

my god aussies in this general are thin-skinned...

im n the books and i haven't been required to wear hi vis for lke 2 years breh

what is it?

its cringeworthy not cringey you sped

A Fucking Leaf.

fuck off

going to eat a box of maltesers for breakfast

Jo Cocks was an inside rim job XD

Congratulations on moving to the only island in the world worse than Australia

youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNMZlkrzaU

i once had a woman offer me some maltesers but i politely refused as i'm not much of a chocolate fan

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Really don't like the attitude of some Australian posters in this thread...

The fucking state of the Aussies ITT

Kill yourselves fuckking scumbags

PNG cunt you still here?

What do you do for work and can you get me a job over there?

>i'm not much of a chocolate fan

the yank gf

Pretty sure every island is worse than Australia... especially UK.

youtube.com/watch?v=IztmJRegmCQ

ENDRESS BROCKADEZ
ENDRESS BROCKADEZ

hmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm hmm hmmmhmmm

>he's a chocolate guy

is that anna bligh

Fly to Indonesia, take a boat back home to Aus and you government will gladly re-locate you to PNG for free

>australians ITT

Christ, saddest bit ive seen

just had a block of dairy milk

so jealous, had a twix before, not bad

Me on the left, top left panel

>block of milk

aye lad, I just had a jug of bacon

might eat a cherry ripe

not guaranteed though

had to put my blocks of dairy milk with oreo in the fridge cause they're melting just sitting in the cupboard now

thanks summer

>i'm not much of a chocolate fan

Yeah still here. Sorry mate, post about a cashy was tongue in cheek and meant to be for the aus-user applying for Coles.

Stacks of work is here if you look a bit, but you probably need some construction or mining skills?
I don't really know, I do very specialised work.

had a Weiss bar then but the cunt was fucking melted

was gonna have a go at my mum but didn't

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wtf why are brits so racist??

Can't get no bly

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