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If this is a men thread, why OP is a faggot?

careful, I'll call Armenia again.

conscription is against human rights

Call your mum, I don't give a fuck.

that will destroy turkey
like byzantium

>Ukraine
>Georgia
>Kazakhstan (to a much lesser degree)
When was this map made?

We're bringing conscription back now. It's going to have been gone for less than a decade.

oh you will, once they annex another 1/4 of your shithole

hi

I don't want to go to the army.

i wouldnt give my life for a shithole like sweden

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conscription in Switzerland must be like staying at the Hilton.

Our ration packs contain Swiss chocolate bars with caffeine and cereal. I bet those cost a lot.

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Isn't it possible to apply for conscientious objector status, though?

Good thing is, I'm depressed and very likely on the autism spectrum, so they might not let me in.

faggot

>mfw the conscription doctor is the only person who has seen my penis

>mfw i have micro penis

The doctor didn't need to check my penis, are you sure you weren't raped?

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ok

When Sweden had actual conscription (meaning during the cold war) being a conscientious objector got into your military service report and got you branded a huge faggot for the rest of your life. Few companies would even considering hiring you.

the doctor saw my penis too

>inb4 someone posts that retarded norwegian

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just to get it over with

Ukraine was planning to abolish consctiption before the maidan. After that they abolishe the idea to abolish.

No conscription means these countries are develloped enough to get a professional army...
Conscription is a thirld world thing.

Denmark has conscription, map is wrong.

This map indicates that countrys with conscription laws are 80% 3rd world shitholes with child soldiers and women who had to fight for themself.
btw I served under german conscription and I am glad I did, nowadwys only the lowest scum goes to do military service.

I miss my conscription year to be honest.
Good friends, always something happening, free time is amazing when you first get it.
Scooting around in a MB Gelenderwagen with no power steering was fun too.

The doctor felt my balls and jacked me off a bit. No biggie.

I sure hope my generation is old enough to slip through the gap and avoid conscription.

>b-but muh russia-wants-to-ruin-our-democracy-just-for-fun meme
They don't. They don't give a shit about us.

>his country doesn't have armed forces

We currently get so many volunteers that no one is being forced to enlist, though.

For what do we have armed forces? If we would use it to build a EU-UN force, that would be great, but everything else? They are useless right now

You come live next to ruskies and say that again.

We had a doctor checking out balls and d's without gloves, afterwards licking his fingers when turning pages of the medical logs.
Noticed that when being checked before high school, seen it repeated when I had to take another check for driver's license,
Asked friends about it, everyone got the same treatment. We still laugh about it.

im 13

>turkey
>plan to abolish conscription in the near future
only if your understanding of "near future" is the heat death of the universe

No one will ever see my penis

>Turkey
>Plan to abolish conscription in the near future
You and I both know that won´t happen.

You wouldn't give your life for Germany either, Mehmet.

Israel's mandatory conscription is the only thing holding us back from taking over the entire middle east. If we had an actual professional military we would be unstoppable

If you really don't want to, you don't have to. But it's an enriching experience, sometimes.


t. in the army since july

Oh god I wish I would have to do it again
6 months of doing nothing was fucking chill

do people in your country like System of a Down?