comfy sunday morning edition
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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
*shoots karen*
Not a fan of racists, to be completely honest with you lads.
you're fucked now m8
There's that one bloke who gave a talk about how to do a TED talk and basically lambasted them for being smug pricks despite saying very little of substance, it was pretty funny
Taking song requests lads.
*'micks*
>december
>50 out
I'm feeling pretty lonely this morning. All I want is a gf to cuddle with in my warm bed.
need someone to Jo Cox aussie posters
...
What's that in civilised degrees?
>50
Do you live in death valley or something?
whats your favourite porn site? i've exhausted my usual ones
racists are overwhelmingly white so you're being racist against white people
good work on the thread lad
bing
>beautiful
ehhh... i wouldn't say so
btw VERY annoyed that i have to cross-thread this you dutch faggot OP
bong
She's the daughter of some EU official too lel
Mate I have just the ones for you
Want professional?
hdporn720.net
hdporn1080.net
pornohub.su
Amateur?
Spankbang
Maybe xvideos
good post
thank you
>both her and her father in favour of more immigration
deserved it desu
>whats your favourite porn site? i've exhausted my usual ones
Good lad
so called moderate porn addicts
found this on the 'ddit
had a little chuckle
spankbang
good
Ahh, nothing like a hot cup of bleach to start the day
snapchat
>And how many rapes have been committed by white Germans in the mean time?
Exactly, they already have their own rapists to deal with, they don't need everybody else's
>posting screenshots of Sup Forums taken from the 'dit
We're reaching new heights of runtdom previously thought unreachable
Are you under the impression that anyone will be spending their time to read this drivel? Haha. Dear oh dear. Scurry off to Reddit, runt.
I'm just a kid
>about to make a really great post
>decided to put it on Twitter instead
I'd post it here too, but that seems a bit you know
One retweet is going at about 0.15 Sup Forums (You)'s lad, very wasteful
anime posters should be put to death
equality is a social construct
>Muslim refugee, 20, who raped a boy, 10, in his Sydney home says what he did 'is not a crime because it is acceptable in his homeland'
social constructs are a natural construct
inequality is a social construct
all germans should executed
doing a DANGEROUS poo lads
nah that would be mean to them
>Scotland Yard given extra funding to probe ‘important’ new lead over theory that Madeleine McCann was kidnapped by trafficking gang
Pizzagate is now canon
Doing a get
nice try lad
dumb cunt
Her parents killed her 2bh
Stupid Australian
What's the best looking part of a girl?
Im going for neck
positively yodeling at this australian who thought he'd get the get
i feel like shitposting about politics today
reminds me of that one post from back in the day where some lad got caught wanking on an 11 year old girl's face
Giblets
Stupid Australian
where is that fucking jew with his fucking machines
need my weekly dose
whodunnit
got some nice digits there to start you off
doing a do
When I was younger I used to really enjoy One Tree Hill desu. Just wanted to live a normie life surrounded by attractive people. How times have changed.
quite like a good nose
would appreciate if you could find out more for me
severely doubt I'll be getting a retweet desu
I went to America and I can confirm that basically nobody in that country is as good looking as the people in One Tree Hill
fuarrr solid effort
the bit between the socks and the skirt
Brexit was a mistake, glad Mummy May is going to go for the soft option after all
called a thigh you dropkick
>Sunday night
Let me be there
If it was visible, their personalities
>Theresa May demands end to Brexit leaks in stern memo... and the memo gets leaked
He's right though
>Sweden still makes like ~80% of the ball bearings in Europe
reparations WHEN
learn something new everyday
Would fedora this post if I had one saved but you're just going to have to imagine I had one
Well Sup Forums, you fucked me. A while ago there was a thread on Sup Forums explaining the techniques and the adrenaline rush you get from blowing your load on a sleeping girl. Well it didn't sound too impossible to pull off and I had the perfect opportunity last night. I was sleeping over at my 11 year old cousins house because my aunt was going out of town the next morning and she needed somebody to watch the kids. (not underage b& btw, 18 as of july 6th) My cousins friend slept over, who was also 11 and she had the body of a fucking 14 year old, which is how I like it. So I waited until everybody in the house was sound asleep. I took all the necessary precautions (The tv was on low volume, AC and fan running so it will override the sound of my fapping). So I'm standing above this cum dumpster of an 11 year old for 10 minutes fapping at full power. And don't you know literally 3 seconds before I blow my load, the bitch opens her eyes and fucking BAM, steamy load all in them. She screams, waking up my two cousins and my uncle. I don't know what the fuck to do so I run in the bathroom and lock the door. 2 minutes later my uncle is pounding on it threatening to slit my throat. He threatened to call the cops, and I'm not going to jail for blowing my load on some little cunt so I opened it and he caught me right in the eye. Beat the shit out of me, then threw me out the door at 3 am. He wouldn't even let me come back inside to get my car keys, so I walked 10 miles home where my stepdad was awake. He got a call from my uncle, and beat the shit out of me the second I walked in the door. Nobody has spoken to me since. What the fuck do I do now Sup Forums?
No it's a completely fantasy for sure, but what a comfy fantasy. As the sensitive type I naturally empathised with Lucas and tried to model my behaviours on his, but suffice to say I did not end up as a successful writer with a string of beautiful women chasing after me, and instead ended up as a depressed underachiever who spends his free time shitposting on a Mongolian imageboard. Really makes you think.
i just download stuff off planetsuzy
Shan't
>watching porn
On the phone to GCHQ
>planetsuzy
That sounds like a knitting forum or something
don't get this, theres so much out there yet you choose to limit yourself
Shall not
there's some weeb word for this as well I think
gf just told me she has rape fantasies
she wants to roleplay me breaking into our flat and raping her
thighuu~
I shall
socks
there vagina
if i see something i like on a tube site, i'll find that girls thread on planetsuzy/pornbb etc, download all her best videos in HD, check out the collection threads, JAV, amateurs, POVs etc there's lots to choose from there.
Got a solid TB of porn backed up. when the porn censor comes in i'll be laughing.
DO NOT POST IT
Invite friends over. One of the components of rape is the unexpected, she'll expect you, she won't expect your friends, making it closer for her to real rape. She'll love it.
how long do you last
quads
>thumbnail
will not be watching this
2 seconds
Bloody hate it when job adverts don't say what the salary is, or just put 'competitive'. Should be illegal desu, I don't want to waste my time applying for companies only to find out that they're only intending to pay a runt-tier wage.