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comfy sunday morning edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

*shoots karen*

Not a fan of racists, to be completely honest with you lads.

you're fucked now m8

There's that one bloke who gave a talk about how to do a TED talk and basically lambasted them for being smug pricks despite saying very little of substance, it was pretty funny

Taking song requests lads.

*'micks*

>december
>50 out

I'm feeling pretty lonely this morning. All I want is a gf to cuddle with in my warm bed.

need someone to Jo Cox aussie posters

...

What's that in civilised degrees?

>50
Do you live in death valley or something?

whats your favourite porn site? i've exhausted my usual ones

racists are overwhelmingly white so you're being racist against white people

good work on the thread lad

bing

>beautiful
ehhh... i wouldn't say so

btw VERY annoyed that i have to cross-thread this you dutch faggot OP

bong

She's the daughter of some EU official too lel

Mate I have just the ones for you

Want professional?
hdporn720.net
hdporn1080.net
pornohub.su

Amateur?
Spankbang
Maybe xvideos

good post
thank you

>both her and her father in favour of more immigration
deserved it desu

>whats your favourite porn site? i've exhausted my usual ones

Good lad

so called moderate porn addicts

found this on the 'ddit
had a little chuckle

spankbang

good

Ahh, nothing like a hot cup of bleach to start the day

snapchat

>And how many rapes have been committed by white Germans in the mean time?
Exactly, they already have their own rapists to deal with, they don't need everybody else's

>posting screenshots of Sup Forums taken from the 'dit
We're reaching new heights of runtdom previously thought unreachable

Are you under the impression that anyone will be spending their time to read this drivel? Haha. Dear oh dear. Scurry off to Reddit, runt.

I'm just a kid

>about to make a really great post
>decided to put it on Twitter instead
I'd post it here too, but that seems a bit you know

One retweet is going at about 0.15 Sup Forums (You)'s lad, very wasteful

anime posters should be put to death

equality is a social construct

>Muslim refugee, 20, who raped a boy, 10, in his Sydney home says what he did 'is not a crime because it is acceptable in his homeland'

social constructs are a natural construct

inequality is a social construct

all germans should executed

doing a DANGEROUS poo lads

nah that would be mean to them

>Scotland Yard given extra funding to probe ‘important’ new lead over theory that Madeleine McCann was kidnapped by trafficking gang

Pizzagate is now canon

Doing a get

nice try lad

dumb cunt

Her parents killed her 2bh

Stupid Australian

What's the best looking part of a girl?

Im going for neck

positively yodeling at this australian who thought he'd get the get

i feel like shitposting about politics today

reminds me of that one post from back in the day where some lad got caught wanking on an 11 year old girl's face

Giblets

Stupid Australian

where is that fucking jew with his fucking machines

need my weekly dose

whodunnit

got some nice digits there to start you off

doing a do

When I was younger I used to really enjoy One Tree Hill desu. Just wanted to live a normie life surrounded by attractive people. How times have changed.

quite like a good nose

would appreciate if you could find out more for me

severely doubt I'll be getting a retweet desu

I went to America and I can confirm that basically nobody in that country is as good looking as the people in One Tree Hill

fuarrr solid effort

the bit between the socks and the skirt

Brexit was a mistake, glad Mummy May is going to go for the soft option after all

called a thigh you dropkick

>Sunday night
Let me be there

If it was visible, their personalities

>Theresa May demands end to Brexit leaks in stern memo... and the memo gets leaked

He's right though

>Sweden still makes like ~80% of the ball bearings in Europe
reparations WHEN

learn something new everyday

Would fedora this post if I had one saved but you're just going to have to imagine I had one

Well Sup Forums, you fucked me. A while ago there was a thread on Sup Forums explaining the techniques and the adrenaline rush you get from blowing your load on a sleeping girl. Well it didn't sound too impossible to pull off and I had the perfect opportunity last night. I was sleeping over at my 11 year old cousins house because my aunt was going out of town the next morning and she needed somebody to watch the kids. (not underage b& btw, 18 as of july 6th) My cousins friend slept over, who was also 11 and she had the body of a fucking 14 year old, which is how I like it. So I waited until everybody in the house was sound asleep. I took all the necessary precautions (The tv was on low volume, AC and fan running so it will override the sound of my fapping). So I'm standing above this cum dumpster of an 11 year old for 10 minutes fapping at full power. And don't you know literally 3 seconds before I blow my load, the bitch opens her eyes and fucking BAM, steamy load all in them. She screams, waking up my two cousins and my uncle. I don't know what the fuck to do so I run in the bathroom and lock the door. 2 minutes later my uncle is pounding on it threatening to slit my throat. He threatened to call the cops, and I'm not going to jail for blowing my load on some little cunt so I opened it and he caught me right in the eye. Beat the shit out of me, then threw me out the door at 3 am. He wouldn't even let me come back inside to get my car keys, so I walked 10 miles home where my stepdad was awake. He got a call from my uncle, and beat the shit out of me the second I walked in the door. Nobody has spoken to me since. What the fuck do I do now Sup Forums?

No it's a completely fantasy for sure, but what a comfy fantasy. As the sensitive type I naturally empathised with Lucas and tried to model my behaviours on his, but suffice to say I did not end up as a successful writer with a string of beautiful women chasing after me, and instead ended up as a depressed underachiever who spends his free time shitposting on a Mongolian imageboard. Really makes you think.

i just download stuff off planetsuzy

Shan't

>watching porn
On the phone to GCHQ

>planetsuzy
That sounds like a knitting forum or something

don't get this, theres so much out there yet you choose to limit yourself

Shall not

there's some weeb word for this as well I think

gf just told me she has rape fantasies

she wants to roleplay me breaking into our flat and raping her

thighuu~

I shall

socks

there vagina

if i see something i like on a tube site, i'll find that girls thread on planetsuzy/pornbb etc, download all her best videos in HD, check out the collection threads, JAV, amateurs, POVs etc there's lots to choose from there.

Got a solid TB of porn backed up. when the porn censor comes in i'll be laughing.

DO NOT POST IT

Invite friends over. One of the components of rape is the unexpected, she'll expect you, she won't expect your friends, making it closer for her to real rape. She'll love it.

how long do you last

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quads

>thumbnail
will not be watching this

2 seconds

Bloody hate it when job adverts don't say what the salary is, or just put 'competitive'. Should be illegal desu, I don't want to waste my time applying for companies only to find out that they're only intending to pay a runt-tier wage.