Official Euro 2016 Power Rankings

Serious title contender tier:
>Germany
>Italy
>Spain
>France

Dark horse tier:
>Sweden
>Poland
>Austria
>Russia
>Wales

Meme tier:
>Belgium
>Portugal

Cannon fodder tier:
>England
>everything else

>Wenger say he thinks Croatia is an underdog who could surprise everyone and achieve a decent placement
>"serious" Croatian media portals and newspapers translate his statement as "Renowned Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says Croatia will win the Euro!"
>entire nation now thinks we are serious contenders
Gotta fucking move asap.

>rating Italy

They're shit. The only good team they could beat is us because that's how it works.

Also England is my dark horse this tournament.

>italy

kraut trauma

>makes threads just to diss us

hehe e-england their not our rivals

England is definetly meme tier. They are the memeist team in the tournament.

meme magic is on >our side

>italy

without marchisigoat and veratti?

>England
>Cannon fodder
kek

Most people in France think Croatia can be a dark horse.
Good players + everyone remembers 1998 + goat kit= better than meme teams like Belgium.

serious title condender

>italy

stopped reading right there

y is there no marchisio and veratti

defense wins titles

England-France final. We defeat them easily with our "Agincourt" (long ball) tactic. Football comes home.

Screencap this.

>2015+1
>not believing in memes
>not believing in Ingurland
Ishiggydiggydooo

>Spain

>this entire list

End yourself

>Shitaly

won't even make it out of the group

The semi-finalists will be France, England, Germany and some random meme team like Wales or Poland

Let's try this again

>serious title contender tier
Germoney
Spain
>dark horse tier
Sweden
Wales
>meme tier
England
Poortugal
France
Italy
Belgium
>cannon fodder tier
Everything else

same here, out of all the tier 2, which are a lot and with quality players and solid squads, croatia is probably ahead

it can be the goat euros

Which teams fall under COMING HOME-tier

God damnit, at least watch the games before you make a shit list.
>spain
Btfo by georgia
>wales
Literally BTFO by sweden
>sweden
Not making it out of their group

I think the competition is extremely close this year. If there are favourites, there are a lot of them and the difference between them and the rest of the field is very close.
Like, France, Spain and Germany are probably the favourites, but all three are either in transition (Spain, Germany) or were not that good to begin with (France). I could easily see none of them making it to the semis.

What happened to the Netherlands?

france is good me thinks and have the home advantage, they are prone to drama too so there's that, a tie with romania which has a very solid defense could easily bring a meltdown

Because they're injured.

kek ur fuked

We are more likely to make it out of the group than not to

it's been asked a million times but here goes

older stars fading away with age
new generation not as good
said lack of quality masked with defensive football at the last WC
that manager left, new one is clueless and a KNVB puppet
said KNVB is obsessed with >muh identity and insists on 4-3-3 despite us not having the players for it
general demotivation surrounding group of players coupled with lack of quality means no qualification to EC2016

now we just hope the KNVB come to their senses and/or some actual talent comes through

first we need a good manager though, the players we have now aren't bad per se but not great either which can be compensated for with effort and togetherness

>title contenders
France, Germany, Belgium
>dark horses
>England, Wales, Switzerland, Italy
>meme tier
Poortugal, Sweden, Spain
>shit tier
Republic of Ireland, Hungary, Ukraine

If Germany doesn't win it, Belgium or England will meme their way to the finals and some how win

Let's be honest here this is a two horse race, Germany and France and the last because plays at home, the rest are memes that will underperfom in this meme tourney.

At least Copa America has more contenders.

Neither France nor Germany looked dominant enough recently to justify putting them significantly ahead of the rest of the field.

Serious title contender tier:
>Northern Ireland
Meme tier:
>everyone else

Bitch niggas are lucky we didn't get invited to the euro.

...did he died?

>italy

Fucking ayyyyy. Wouldn't even get out of the group if they weren't playing against shit like Belgium. Both teams will lose in the first knockout round at the latest.

1. Out on penalties in the quarters

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Literally anything else

a new manager, and a new FA director bert needs to go. I wouldn't mind Dick (HAHA) as the manager. Blind adds nothing to the team

Not getting out of the group is pretty close desu.

It's coming home kurwa

>england
>not meme-tier

Will he cut inside?

England are actually a bit of a dark horse tbqh, unironically reckon we have a chance at the semis if we can beat portugal in the quarter finals, but then we get BTFO

>this time we can go all the way

we had a similar situation in 2010

Difference being that Croatia is actually pretty good.

Actual Ranking
Le France
Germoney
>de gay
CHAT
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Poortugal
muh dark horse
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>Italy

Why is everyone so obsessed with England.

How is such a tiny little island the most relevant country of all time?

Go ahead, debate me. In English.

>its an england get past the group stage and get btfo in the quarters episode

i dont think i could stand winning it with roy in charge, the part im most looking forward to is his sacking

>american
>talking about soccer

Would take him back to Finland any day desu. Too bad he would actually ask for money now.

>Cannon fodder tier:
>England

This is our year la

Check em

what you think of these trips, or in case i don't get trips these singles

Coming Home Tier
>England

Top Dog Tier
>Germany
>Spain
>France

Never Count Them Out Tier
>Italy

Dark Horse Tier
>Croatia
>Poland
>Portugal

Meme tier
>Wales
>Belgium

Who Even Cares Tier
>Everyone else

Why are English stadions empty?

Awesome singles m8

>coming home differint from meme tier

only acceptable tieri list
>favourite tier
Germany
>talented tier
France, England
>still had some chance to win tier
Spain, Belgium
>at leats we have try
Italy, Croatia
>garbage but MUH CR7
Portogual

Portugal has the best squad since 2004/2006. We are playing to win it.

Hm, okay. I'm not a huge soccer fan but i like to follow national level tournaments. I know the Dutch had been pretty good the past two WC's and the last Euro tournament (i believe). I saw they were ranked 14th in the fifa rankings. Just weird not seeing them there.

y-you too

I take that back, Netherlands sucked shit in euro 2012.

What is even the point of this tournament? No matter what happens we will be world champions for at least 2 more years. The world includes europe, therefore we are european champions by default. Just hand over the cup to us and cancel this meme tournament.

sorry Fritz...now i explain to you how work:
>germany win championship
>germany never beated italy
>italy is world champion

german attempt at humor

This post gave me cancer.

FIFA rankings are a meme without any actual meaning, it's a fucking horrible system. ELO rankings make the most sense, UEFA isn't that bad either.

Netherlands is 10. in ELO, down 5 from last year.

Don't even mention that disaster
autism

You can't win at a sport you invented

You should be thanking us for giving you the most popular sport in the world that brings so much happiness to people.

Hi, I'm a very casual football fan.
I normally watch the Euro and World Cup every year it's on though.
Can someone explain to me why the Dutch are not in the tournament? I thought they were a top tier team?
Also, is it unusual for Iceland to be there?


Thanks.

No need to still be buttblasted Hans, it was only a friendly

Holland lost to Iceland home and away.

You'll see

You'll all fucking see

>why the Dutch are not in the tournament?
A lot of their good players got too old, now they're shit
>is it unusual for Iceland to be there?
Historically yes but they're a surprisingly good team at the moment, e.g. Gylfi Sigurdsson who plays for Swansea in the Premier League is pretty good

It's Poland and the match got rained out and postponed that day

>Germany lost to England & Slovakia

kek

If England make it to the semi finals, i will literally kill myself so i don't have to listen to them talk about it for the next century

>strong favorites
France
>favorites but less chances than france
Spain
Germany
>somewhat title contenders, needs some luck to do it
Belgium
England
Italy
>worst good team
Portugal
>best crappy team
Croasia
>decent one man teams
Wales, Sweden
>=overrated
Helvetica
>extremely average team with players you never heard of but will make at least QF, also having the most skilled palyer who will nutmeg the shit out of your players, if he wants to, or if he plays
Romania
>etc tier
Turkey, Ukraine, Russia etc.
> they think they're '''''''''dark horses'''''''''' but in reality hungary level
Poland, Austria
>should be happy to take part, any 3 consecutive passes should be considered a bouns
albania
nord ireland
hungaria

Let's try this again without a retard at the controls

>serious title contender tier
Germany
France
Poland
Croatia
>dark horse tier
Spain
Sweden
Wales
England
Belgium
>meme tier
Irelands
Portugal
Italy
>cannon fodder tier
Everything else