Mfw Russia is banned from the Olympics

>mfw Russia is banned from the Olympics
>mfw they blame America
>“Everything comes from the West,” Zagorulko shouted “Even our tomatoes come from the West. And what do you feed the tomatoes with, we don’t know!”

>mfw

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What?

What?

abcnews.go.com/International/awaiting-potential-ban-russia-glumly-prepares-olympics/story?id=39596612

The Russian athletes are accusing the West of making up all of this failed doping tests shit, it's desperate and hilarious

Pretty sure their tomatoes aren't coming from America. When I go to the grocery store most of the tomatoes there are either from Mexico or Canada.

I always suspected WW3 will be triggered by massive butthurt over a sportevent.

This shit hurts you deep inside.

>“Everything comes from the West,” Zagorulko shouted “Even our tomatoes come from the West. And what do you feed the tomatoes with, we don’t know!”

Kek, he actually said it

This olympics is just a complete disaster desu

>run state sponsored doping labs
>blame America when you get caught

Classic Russia

why can't russia ever admit to anything

because they are all still a bunch of serfs following a ruler that hates the West

kek

The KGB 'always deny and obfuscate' meme is strong there.

Reminder that Soviet scientists invented steroids

but apparently can't perfect

More proof that socialism>>>>>>>>

Tbf, GM food is a huge problem in the US

>We aren't doing anything in Georgia comrade, it is rebels
>We aren't doing anything in Crimea comrade, it is nazis
>We aren't doing anything in Syria comrade, it is Assad
>We aren't doping our athletes comrade, it is America

...

Of course only Russian athletes get caught.

BEven if it was, what does that have to do with this? Lol
That's why it's funny

yeah, if you're a scientifically ilitterate retard

It's true. When Iggy himself is pulling out due to zika, you can't even be sure how many top athletes are invisibly pulling out over zika as well.

The Georgians did start that war desu, and why should they apologise for bombing Islamists in Syria?

*But even if it was

lrn2proxywar

They're a 'problem' in the sense that I now have to avoid low quality walmart style tomatoes, but in reality, they don't effect me.

>started a war

They exercised control over their sovereign territory. That would be like us trying to put down rebels in Montana or some shit and then suddenly a foreign country starts bombing us.

My problem is that they just deny everything, even obvious stuff. Like when there were literal russian tanks in Crimea but Russia said there weren't and that all the pictures were fake. The Georgians were responding to the KGB giving everyone Russian passports and flying fighter jets over their cities - I think they were justified.

Youre wrong, but the humor is in how the Russians operate. Not who started what.

>lrn2proxywar
>there is only one person in each country

They attacked Russian troops, you have troops stationed all over the world and if anyone attacked them you'd bomb the shit out of them, Georgians are just salty because they started shit they couldn't finish.

>make special GMO tomatoes that produce the same metabolites and indicators that some banned PEDs do
>only sell those tomatoes to Russia in the months leading up to the olympics
>many high profile Russian athletes fail drug tests because of this
>IOC begins talking about banning Russian athletes from 2016 olympic games altogether

They didn't actually attack Russian troops and even if they did, Russian troops were there illegally.

Florida reporting in, all our tomatoes are grown right here locally

You're making this up right?

Well I guess that's what I get for living in TX, we get a LOT of our cheap produce from Mexico.

We're the #1 food producer on Earth, there's no point of importing shit.

There were no russian troops there and the Georgians attacked those troops

what was your first clue?

>america posts troops all over the world, arms jihadis and goes to war with anyone who slightly pisses them off

no one cares

>russia posts troops on their own border

HOW DO WE DEAL WITH THIS RUSSIAN AGGRESSION

>only one country in Syria
>Who is France
>Who is the USA
>who is Iran
>Who is Algeria
>Who is Iraq
>Who is Lebanon
>Who is Great Britain
>Who is Turkey
>Who is Saudi Arabia
>Who is Qatar
>Who is Jordan

not to the extent that you'd test positive for performance-enhancing drugs for eating tomatoes, hans

I don't know man, wacky shit goes on these days and you could've read it on some hippy anti-GMO conspiracy website or something lol

Nothing really surprises me anymore

>GB talking about foreign aggression

>We're the #1 food producer on Earth

Pretty sure that's China at this point

Or the EU, if you want to count it as a country

Apparently we'll be sending thousands of troops to the Baltics. Nope, no aggression there. Western hypocrisy at its best.

You're leaving out a detail.

>america is propping up the petro dollar and floating the world economy
It's not that "no one cares", its that we're forced to accept it.

Whatever Russian has going on with Georgia is meaningless in comparison. People are not compelled to accept it.

Not even remotely close

The USA produces roughly twice as much as the next top producing country, which IS China

>EU
>Country

t. NWO sheep

when they are requested, no, it isn't aggression

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_producing_countries_of_agricultural_commodities

you sure about that?

Russia is literally just a second world country trying to sit at the big boy table. Always has, always will be.

>NATO Baltics ask for troops
>get troops

Where the fuck do you see any act of aggression there?

The Baltics are sovereign states and can request as many foreign troops as they wish.
Russia needs to finally accept that.

The Syrian government requested Russian aid but the US still pissed their pants about their pet jihadis being BTFO

I don't see numbers of total food grown anywhere

What's your point?

by pure volume they are, the corn out of the Bread Basket swings it heavily

>it's a germany wants to expand eastward bringing it into conflict with russia episode

so they are saying they are eating our tomatoes and testing positive for steroids because of that?

HAHAHAHA

>russia posts troops on their own border
they like to go a few hundred km past on occasion

you were just saying something about the Baltics, already backtracking?

Actually they called out the USA specifically to adhere to their NATO obligations

Way to go retard

How close is Iraq to your border?

Too close

tbf....

Biggest Food Companies in the World:

1. Nestle (Switzerland)
2. PepsiCo (USA)
3. Tyson Foods (USA)
4. Mondelez (USA)
5. Mars (USA)
6. JBS (Brazil)
7. Associated British Foods (UK)
8. Danone (France)
9. General Mills (USA)
10. Unilever (Netherlands)


5 of the 10 biggest food companies are American, so I do think he might have a point

List of conflicts involving Great Britain

Every one the USA is involved in

Talk about hypocrisy

>he thinks candy revenue = food production

>Associated British Foods

that just sounds horrible

Get in

>we made the top 10

I'm not defending British policy, I'd like to see us pulling all our troops back. The idea of starting WW3 over some shithole like Estonia is terrifying.

It's like I'm talking to Neville Chamberlain

>what is sarcasm

they don't effect you, no, but they affect you
dumb amerilards, I swear to fucking god

Based Russia.

You forgot to capitalize the beginning of the sentence and add punctuation you stupid European. Also, "Amerilard" Isn't a word.

Why are Portuguese people so dumb?

Why have you given "isn't" a capital letter? Are you stupid?

Autocorrect unfortunately.

I doubt that faggot owes his grammar mistakes to autocorrect unfortunately. Why are you defending a stinky, smelly Portuguese farmer?

I'm voting remain, we yuropoors have to stick together in the face of yankee imperialism :^)

You gave birth to us and our imperialist ways

We dindu nuffin

Anglo lyf

captcha was "select planes" and there was a US P-51D Mustang and an RAF Tornado

We rule together amigo

wow I thought you were my friend and then you do this
hope you and your new "heavy-boned" "friend" get married if you like each other so much
I'm happier without you anyway to be honest

Poortugal pls

Why can't I be friends with both of you? Just like in real life, we're America's bestest buddy as well as Europe's favourite country!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance

Literally the oldest alliance

Canadafriends>Britianfriends

Now come on, we're a global power, canada is a chilly hat for you. Are you trying to ruse me?

Yes, thank you Abdul, perhaps Jose will understand that we just like to have many friends.

>look, Portugal, give us free things and money sometimes, yeah? and we'll pretend we give a shit about you so Spain is too scared to invade you, okay? But if they do invade you, don't count on me, okay??
>calling this an alliance

The eternal Anglo strikes again XD

YOU'RE WELCOME :^) XD ;)

well there's a reason the sun never set on the british empire, because god would never trust the english in the dark

They're not banned the athletes are

You dummy

Candy companies like MARS makes food and even pet food

Read a book ya mook

sp isn't allowed to put 'No Portuguese' but NO Portuguese...

It comes from the mindset they lived under during communism.The communists would literally get rid of a politician and then deny he even existed rewriting books and airbrushing him out of pictures.

Kind of shit that was so ingrained in them during the Soviet era just doesn't go away in 20 years. Its probably going to stay that way until everyone that has lived under communism or lived through the fall of the Soviet Union is dead.

How is PepsiCo there but not the Coca Cola Company? Genuinely curious

The fact that Iraq is on this planet means it is to close

half of pepsi's revs are from food, I'm guessing coca cola doesn't qualify because its all beverages. I'm guess here on the qualificiations for the list tho.

I don't believe nothing from this country(usa) when it comes to dope testing. USADA is one of the most corrupt drug testing agency's out their. They were caught covering up positive PEDS results for fighters before. No to mention the whole Floyd Mayweather scandal. There's a reason why al haymon loves doing business with USADA. The only best drug testing agency out their is VADA. They have caught so many fighters on PEDS. Why you think Floyd never wanted to take VADA testing.

Wow I thought Nestle wasn't that big for being so evil.