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Eternal Arsenal Thread
#JENKO
#CALUM
WENGER IN
#GIBBO
FUCKING VARDY WHEN
WONGA OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
isn't >#CALUM pondering a seasonlong loan to watford or something?
yeah you reckon especially signing another CB = the man won't have much of a path to any first team playing time especially if jenks ends up being around to take over the debuchy/backup-RB-role
Vardy out
Wenger in
delete these
>the emirates cup
You don't know that it was cancelled this year?
No u
would if i could
hope we have some good meme material at the end of the transfer window
like the guy asking to be his bf to a gurl who was mad because wenger didn't sign anyone
Yeah instead so far we only have the user who said his wife is a druggie and that's not fun
It's fun for whoever has the drugs I bet
Meh he said he has a kid with her so it makes me feel bad
why so qui8 m8s
no roo muh
engliss pls
Euros are killing the transfer hype and its offseason so what do we talk about?
I have a piping hot meme just for you
Charles when?
Is anyone doing fantasy euros? Either the official one or draft kings for $$$
It's ogre.
Fantasy sport is degenerate
Who is this guy and why should I believe him?
oh no, this is so bad
oh god why what ever will we do now
Should never have let Chamakh leave
>You now remember Sanogo
LANS
I wouldn't be mad if we didn't get vardy but at this point with it all being in the media it would look goddamn embarrassing if he turned us down
Wish it would've been handled a bit more quietly
Also I say if he comes back and says yes after the euros, renege on his initial salary and offer something lower or only a 3 year contract, fuck him
>Also I say if he comes back and says yes after the euros, renege on his initial salary and offer something lower or only a 3 year contract, fuck him
>americans
Wish we were signing someone better, having Jamie Vardy reject us is embarrassing as fuck, i'd rather a bigger name doing it
meh I doubt it's possible to do such a thing but if I could I would out of spite
Who /BB/ here?
Sam @samuelJayC
Sky Italia say @juventusfc are to sign Pjanic from Roma for £24m (release clause).
batty boy
United btfo.
LITERALLY NO RUMOUR IN TOMORROW'S PAPERS
MUST
Big news at midnight lads.
My m8 Muzzi Ozcan just confirmed that there is indeed massive news at midnight.
It's Shane Long innit
>Jamie Vardy is expected to stay at Leicester and double his wages
It gets worse.
>Arsenal forward Theo Walcott, 27, has no intention of leaving the Gunners
>rejected by vardy
kek
>Arsene Wenger has signed a new 5 year deal
>tfw he scores against us next season
>Kroenke bought the rest of the shares from everyone else
wtf is that from?
JUST
that guy is a G
>Going after the ugliest bitch there
I want to believe.
Literally who is this slut?
>Suzi MANn
>that face
I think I'm picking up what they're putting down
Starting to think Bantzema is the only striker option to solidify the Halal Core
WENGER OUT NOW
Lads.
>goss
DROPPED
THIS
we haven't even been linked with him this summer, surprisingly
It's only a Benzema of time lad
literally why have we not gone for hamez?
>out of favor at halal
>young
>very talented
>can play in the middle or on the left
>speaks Spanish just like the rest of the team
p funny if true. also sad for arsenal
Would cost way too much for a meme
>Wilsh not involved in the bants
It's over.
>Based Jack avoiding these meme players and Spuds cunts
Top lad.
>emirates cup canceled this yr
o rly? i spose it isnt too crazy when you consider the euros going on and all (tho IIRC didnt they have one in 2014 after the WC?) but still it leaves you a little bit =( because that's one possible-to-probable trophy that >we are gonna miss out on now
>no david >moyes memorial shield game to kick off the season like in the last 2 years
lord take me now. #NevarForget the glory of last year's david >moyes memorial shield (pic related)
>people bash Giroud for his 800 minutes no goal
>they still want Vardy despite the fact he went near the same time without a goal from open play
Fuck you, Vardy is barely better than Giroud, he just took loads of pens that he won by diving. Arsenal never get pens so he'd never reach these numbers again. Giroud is not the man to lead our line to a title in my opinion but he's also better for us than Vardy is. People who dislike Giroud and say he's bad are not looking at football objectively, they just react and call him shit because he's not world class.
Vardy would be another Jeffers and a waste of £20m.
>Vardy is barely better than Giroud
He's not better than Giroud.
They're relaying the turf lad and it won't be ready in time to have the emirates cup. Nothing to do with the Euro
>arsenal never get pens
You're right. I miss spoke.
its a conspiracy!!!
Do you actually watch Arsenal games? If u did you would know Arsenal had like 3 pens this season
BLIMEY.
Jack doesn't fit in with the white lads (+ Alli) because he's a true Londoner. He's probably with Studge and Sterling.
>RvP moves to United
>"it's a natural move, last chance for a big payday, Arsenal are a small club anyway"
>Vardy might move to Arse
>"reeeee arsenal are ebil breaking up muh meme team, merson is flabbergasted, muh lineker bugger off also-rans, leceister players beg vards to stay, vardy would fail at Arsenal"
Those are all article titles. The amount of bad press arsenal are receiving for even dare touch the meme team is astounding
It'll be even worse if/once he rejects the move
It's finally happened.
Giroud had 16 league goals, 3 came in a basically meaningless game against a relegated Aston villa.
Kill yourself.
Those mental gymnastics
Vardy scored 8 more goals than giroud
And 20 is nothing
From what I found with a quick Google on my phone, which may be incorrect, we had only one penalty in the premier league this season.
6 of which were from penalties.
We didn't even win 6 penalties last season.
Vardy went 800 minutes without scoring from open play in 2016.
That's 2 more goals than Giroud while playing more minutes and starting all but one game and playing no other competitions.
Vardy is not better than Giroud. If you want an upgrade get an upgrade. Don't settle for a one season wonder who's no better than Giroud
And Vardy has never scored those type of numbers before and never will again. Giroud scoring ~20 goals every one of his PL seasons is better than Vardy scoring ~20 in only one of his PL seasons.
Just for comparison
Vardy's appearance and goals for Leicester:
>133 (49)
Giroud's appearances and goals for Arsenal:
>135 (57)
Giroud has never scored 20 goals in the premier league faggot lmao it took Vardy 2 seasons to do what Giroud can't do in 4
Vardy is a better finisher. He has a much better conversion rate. He could sit in the box all season, and score more goals from the missed Giroud tap-ins alone. He can also finish the kind of low-crossed balls the fullbacks like to whizz in, i.e. his goal v Germany. Plus, Ozil actually does put it over the top sometimes when Arsenal play Welbeck or Walcott up top.
You can stretch it however you like but the crux of the matter is that Vardy is a better finisher and that's what is needed right now for 20mil. Anything else is secondary. Giroud was fit basically all season and managed half of what he should've.
This is all moot anyway.
In Giroud's first two seasons at Arsenal he score a total of 28 goals.
In Vardy's first two seasons at Leicester he a scored 28 goals.
However Giroud does take penalties like Vardy does. Giroud also plays in more competitions and plays in them for longer.
Fuck Vardy
Vardy in the last 2 seasons - 70 apps, 29 goals
Giroud in the last 2 seasons - 65 apps, 30 goals
Moot means to discuss/debate/argue over a point or topic. Not that there's no reason to discuss it
>Vardy is a better finisher. He has a much better conversion rate.
Has the past become completely irrelevant now just because he had one good season? In 14/15 Vardy only scored 5 in 34 games.
It's a good thing Arsenal will have both Giroud and Vardy next season.
How many games did Giroud/Vardy play in their first 2 seasons though? How many pens did Vardy win though? Mahrez was pen taker until he started missing though?
So Vardy has almost the same number of goals even though he plays in a worse team and he played one whole season as a winger
Blimey
VANARAMA
They don't play for the same team dumbass(es). Last season getting 10 goals for Leceister would be a fucking achievement. Do you think Giroud would've somehow got 30 if he played for Leceister during their relegation escape? I'd like to see how many chances Vardy actually got that year.
This is why you actually have to watch someone play instead of throwing around their numbers. Just watch the goal Vardy scored against Arse last season I think it was. Got behind, beat his man, curled it far corner at an acute angle. Giroud has never scored a goal like that. Vardy adds a new dimension.
You know what the colloquialism means
>Just watch the goal Vardy scored against Arse last season I think it was. Got behind, beat his man, curled it far corner at an acute angle. Giroud has never scored a goal like that.
This isn't a good point. Giroud has scored many goals that Vardy wouldn't score.
Nope. Vardy could score any of Giroud's goals.
You also can't base his performance over a single season.
He's a one season wonder and works in Leicester's system. Look at other players who scored big numbers at worse teams and moved. They rarely get similar numbers.
I also wasn't trying to dismiss your points. Just letting you know the meaning as I assumed you weren't a native English speaker
No he couldn't.
how we'd let giroud fuck our woman if we can get the creamy used rubber?
>cue that /arse/ logo
Remember that goal Giroud scored at Soton when he dribbled into the keeper and made him spill his spaghetti allowing for a tap in?
Only Giroud can do that and that's why he is the most complete striker in the league
Post an example then
arsenal gave depression