/brit/

big up jack wilkinson on the cam edition

I don't not love you

What are the most important numbers in the British mind?
Two I can think of; 1066, and 96.

THIS DOES NOT SLIP

lids

say you felt like committing suicide (not that any of us would haha we're all fine here)

what would your suicide note be?

karen

Maisie.

Would do a full on manifesto desu

sophie your mum's a nonce

>spent £110 on my night out yesterday

smdh

>usually have chinese on sundays
>haven't eaten much today because I wanted room to eat lots of it
>mum decides we're actually having Sausage Casserole
I don't even like Sausage faggarole

I'm way more annoyed about this than I should be. I was really looking forward to it.

nobody would read it haha

profusely apologise to my family

a picture of kev

don't think I'd write one
I'm empty inside, wouldn't know what to say

>there are flags with the banter stamp not having sunday roast

rasheeds the lot of ya

What's the best day of the week for Indian?

"sorry mum"

please give my hard drive an acid bath

>regularly having takeaways
alri fatty

lads, how do you use mobile data/calls abroad?

do you buy a SIM at the airport or what?

business idea:
when the pirate party gets into power in iceland and they hold an online referendum to change the name of iceland, rig the poll so /brit/ island wins

Da's bringing back mcdonalds lads

>weekly takouts
you will be dead by the time you are 17

*shakes*

*shakes*

*shakes my money maker*

"I can no longer stand to live in a world where people are mean to me on the internet and call me names like gay boy and faggot."

Depends where I'm going.

>if EU
My contract provides free coverage for texts & calls through a bolt-on
>outside of EU
Get a cheap $10 sim with some minutes / calls at a local shop when I'm there or rely on wifi voip / message apps

Where should I leave my note when I'm done writing it? Hypothetically. If I leave it in my pocket maybe nobody will find it but the morgue man. But if I leave it on a dresser or something why would people check every little bit of paper in my room?

Spent £0 because I have no friends and I don't drink

steak and chips here la

f.lux

wonder how many /brit/ lads have killed themselves

somewhere in the double figures would be my guess

>I've been dead for 3 years
:o

Never had Indian takeaway in my life.

no-one in my family is even remotely overweight apart from my dad who's got a bit of a gut.

>when it kicks in

i killed myself last year

rely on wifi when you've got it and you don't need to use the internet otherwise

>If I leave it in my pocket maybe nobody will find it but the morgue man.
they'd probably do a police search of your body but I don't know

realistically I would just leave it on the floor below me/around me

couldn't do it. I think the actual process of writing a suicide letter would just emphasize how petty and insignificant my problems are. but I guess that's why I'm not suicidal in the first place

I'm on 3 and they let you use your allowance in loads of countries outside the UK. Went to America and didn't even have to change SIM cards, just made calls, sent texts and used data like normal for no extra charge.

*disables until sunrise*

>usually have chinese on sundays

rasheed

>blowing chucks of dried blood out of my nose after a heavy cocaine session last night

AH yes VERY impressive indeeed

don't know what you meant by this and i don't particularly care

Gonna give sleeping a try... any tips?

23 minutes to go

same

wasn't that heavy though

>Salt and Pepper Chips

wtf i love the chinese now

wtf I love 3 now

same lad

standard

pretty strange suicide note ngl probably gonna raise more questions than it answers

sleep is the cousin of death

pay for calls and texts when I need to and use wi fi instead of data. probably more expensive outside of the eu though

gona get both my ears pierced

IP logged under the new internet charter.
Enjoy never EVER having a job of any importance.

remember to close both eyes

bit gay

don't you always regret all the shite you talk when you're buzzing though? EVERYTHING seems like a good idea to say

back from iceland

tried my best

not really

I talk much worse shite when I drink, and stims keep me off the booze

probably a higher suicide rate here than the rest of Sup Forums 2bh

everywhere else is an abnormie environment so they don't feel that bad but here it's just like real life except online so it'd only compound the misery.

right ear right queer

gonna get just the left one done

how much do you pay for your monthly phone contract lids

>don't you always regret all the shite you talk when you're buzzing though?

Everytime, get really nervous about it

my mum still pas for mine.

she paid it in school and she just never stopped since i left home.

I hope you mean the country tbqh

I'd sooner bin myself than shop at Iceland the supermarket.

£36, HTC m9

nah the supermarket, needed some shit for dindinds tonight whilst waiting for big shop to be delivered and that was the closest shop

€40

iPhone™ SE™

apologizing to my family and whoever had to clean the room afterwards innit

/brit/ more like /shit/ aha

It's 'Dindins' you fucking philistine.

that's what i meant

Probably a compilation of every /brit/ gimmick ever.
Before I kill myself I'd absolutely pulverize my nads into dust with a hammer.

any sissy asian boys with a hot asian wife want me to cuck them with my large white cock?

Sup Forums more like borechan haha

£45
100 texts
calls cost 10p /min
Nokia 3310

Legit contract circa 2000

€25
iphone 5s

>Legit contract circa 2000

might get into an argument over on /o/

why don't you drop it? you're paying an obscene amount

>tfw the gf wakes up and starts fondling my pintle

self-styled sunday trading laws have scuppered my plans again

£12.90
unlimited texts & mins
16gb data

>wanting to fug pakis

>having weekly chinese
>having a specific day for takeaways
>not liking Sausage Casserole

absolute working class runt

I pay £15 for unlimited everything (but 3g) sim only

tbqh

copped Moto G4 plus for £165


that right there is a bargain la

You asked for anything for Christmas lads?

If not, what would you want for Christmas?

>inb4 that autist posts that grim mercedes

$90ish
unlimited everything

Literally do not give a single fuck about your life, just shut up before I put you in hospital mate.

>g*d prevents me from doing things on Sundays
Currently masturbating in a public restroom with a potato while offering my soul to Satan as a form of protest.

VERY upset right now

just ate two donuts

that'll show mummy for not buying chinese

If nu-males are such low test cucks then how can they all grow beards?

enjoy your cASSerole you absolute waste

got the sort of knob you'd expect to see on a roman statue

Estrogen is linked to hair growth.
There's a reason women have long hair and are constantly shaving their legs/waxing their face.

rude

would LOVE to see you try

probably wouldn't even look me in the eye on the street you fucking runtlet.

Timothy James Byrne here at my new flat in high wycombe 4th of December 2016