/heem/: nick diaz edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Belal Muhammad replaces Nordine Taleb to fight Alan Jouban
sherdog.com/news/news/Alan-Jouban-Gets-New-Opponent-Belal-Muhammad-for-UFC-Fight-Night-on-July-7-106175

>Rory doesn't think Woodley deserves a title shot
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rory-macdonald-on-lawler-woodley-sometimes-its-not-always-the-rightful-guy-who-gets-the-shot

>Pettis moving to FW
mmafighting.com/2016/6/8/11882606/anthony-pettis-dropping-to-featherweight-hopes-for-august-debut

>TSUUUU man is being careful
bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/8/11879126/khabib-has-instagram-chat-with-cristiano-ronaldo-ufc-mma

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artem

be VERY careful

Artem "The Hammer of Islam" Lobovomedov

fucking kill yourself

kek

i know right and that wasn't the OP of this thread cause this autist had to make this unfunny shit thread 12 posts early

I can't tell the Diaz brothers apart when they're not together

nth for my boy forever Dominick Cruz.

You don't have list all those cards. No one gives a fuck about a lellator card 6 weeks away.

You don't earn good money do you? You work a mcjob huh?

Nate smiles.

King Nate edition

They are pretty different dezu

pls no
anything but him

They are not alike at all, Nate sounds literally challenged while Nick isn't a talker but can at least put sentences together.

they don't look similar imo

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>identical

This dude and Eugene are the fucking worst.

I like Chad and Ben.

>>I don't enjoy listening to the premier minds in MMA muse about life

Looks like he's enjoying a nice cupcake after being honeydicked on queer street.

>Within 8 percent of weight on fight week? No way, says champ Demetrious Johnson
mmajunkie.com/?p=197547

>There’s one requirement that just doesn’t work for Johnson, and that’s the one that tells fighters they need to be within 8 percent of their fighting weight on the Tuesday prior to a fight.
>“Not (expletive) happening, bro,” he told reporters backstage at this past Saturday’s UFC 199.
>Why the obstinance? Well, Johnson comes in a tad over that mark, at 139 pounds, which is 11 percent over his fighting weight. And the way he sees it, he’s been doing fine so far, so why should he change things now?
>“I’ve never missed weight, not once, I’ve never had a scare, so I will come in weighing 138, 139,” he said.
>And if the UFC has a problem with that?
>“What are they going to do?” he said. “Not let me fight? I’m not a crack addict – it’s not like I need to go to rehab for making weight. I’ve never had a problem, never been dehydrated. I’m taking a (expletive) when I’m going to make weight. I’m smart – I don’t need an education on how to make weight.”
>Alrighty, then. If it’s any comfort to Johnson (24-2-1 MMA, 13-1-1 UFC) , who’s next scheduled to face Wilson Reis (20-6 MMA, 4-2 UFC) at UFC 201, there’s no concrete consequences for fighters who don’t hit that mark; the promotion promises only to monitor them. And from the way the champ makes it sound, he doesn’t need any hands to hold.

i dont even know who this is but i want to heem him so bad

Reminder that some people in this thread like little boys more than Bulldogs

>the purge
jesus christ this series is dogshit

>carrying the non fighting drama from the last thread over to the new thread
You are a faggot and not just cause you like a retard breed of dog.

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I hope this pussy whipped arab gets merked.

>what does he mean?

instagram.com/p/BGaj6OAiPIP/?taken-by=angelamagana1

>"I’ve got no qualms with anybody," Lesnar said. "If somebody wants to state they are the biggest pay-per-view draw in the world, I don’t care. I’ve never came out and said, ‘Hey, listen, I hold the most pay-per-view buys.’ All I know is what I got paid, and I’m happy to do so. I’m a prizefighter. I don’t hang my championships on the wall because they don’t pay the bills."

What did he mean by this.

sage bless here reminding you to do your workouts and eat your veggies and lean protein

Thoughts on Pettis at 145?

Would you go five 5-minute rounds against "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler for $100 USD?

He's gonna get fucking killed.

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ill do it for free, id love to delete his chin

Yair superfight

Not enough BisKing in the last thread.
Time to rectify that.

>I’ve never came out and said, ‘Hey, listen, I hold the most pay-per-view buys.’

The old Chris Kyle stealth brag.

Here is the opposite, everyone has a game breed pitbull and those fatty pitbulls are pretty rare.
One of us

I think the american won the round

Little boy lover? Is that you?

stop

NATTY GOAT
LEFT HOOK LARRY

No. The last thing he needs is another "le big name fight". Give the guy something easy. If he gets clowned by Yair, which wouldn't surprise me, he's got nowhere to go.

Is TUF on in 15 bings?
I thought it was on now but no one seems to be talking about it

50 Gs BABY

kek

do you fight dogs?

Not enough posts about Ariel Helwani

Too many posts about Michael Bisping

We will. I saw it in a dream. Keep in mind. I've
>predicted Bisping finishing Rockhold
>predicted Nate finishing Conor
>predicted Holm finishing Ronda
And many more. This is what happened in my dream.

>Sunset Ave. California
>Bryan Callen is a fucking pervert this is well known
>he leaves FATK studio on Friday evening
>the show is at an all time high
>as he enters his Tesla he feels his pockets full of cash and feels up his dick
>he feels a little randy and opts to cruise for a prostitute
>he finds himself an underaged male prostitute
>he is arrested in an alley by Los Angeles police
>he is further damaged as he was a regular on Girl Meets World at this point
>Fox cuts ties and Schaub is left alone
>he isn't very funny and ultimately loses FATK due to abysmal downloads
>plagued by financial difficulties and another child on the way he makes his return to the cage
>against none other than France-is Nigganou
This will be a little after the Trump inauguration.

are they actually gamebred (as in they are selectively bred for gameness) working/fighting dogs or are they just of the classic body type?

It's on now

tbf it was in response to a question about Conor

I just wonder will he choke up and blush the next time he asks Dana a question at a presser.

My Commonwealth Niggas.
He's been my boy since his TUF season.

i want his life desu sempai

It'll be really awkward
Ariel will probably get cheers desu

beautiful work josh

how do I achieve schaub hairline mode

>ariel

excess estrogen in the womb

fucking loser

I don't know who that is

Goodnight /heem/

>wake up
>remember bisping is the champ

make it stop

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sleep tight, pupper

I was really happy to see him win, he deserves it after a decade in the trenches literally losing to almost every TRT and steroid abuser on the 185 roster. I've always thought he was criminally underrated but at the same time gave him no chance against the cock, and the madman did it.
And you could tell he was just so fucking excited to have realized his dream. It was like watching a little kid on christmas.

And after all that coming to the presser and verbally sodomizing Rocksalt was just icing on the cake.

I proudly stand in the land of Bisking.

night britannia.
Enjoy your natty GOAT champ.

Eat shit. Left Hook Larry is GOAT.

>man hairline


fuck no, that's provinciano shit
here is my doggo

I hope you have dreams where you go all out on a guy and your punches do nothing

Rockhold being so pissy afterward was the icing on the cake.

>putting clothes on a dog

Worst feeling ever

He looks like he wants to kill you.


And I don't blame him.

so mark hunt versus le banner?

>That presser
That shit made my fucking year. It was so good. Easily one of the best pressers ever. Rocksalt was an fucking ocean that night.

KEKDEL BTFO

who will bizbing """defend""" his title against next lads?

not bad for a clinch pig, but he needs cardio to be a discount cian

he did

hendo.

>most gentle loyal family loving breed ever

until an ""intruder"" appears 3 blocks down the road

>not putting your National Squad t-shirt of your dog
Not patriotic enough for me t bh
She is a sweetheart.

Truth. He's still mining salt on instagram.

I couldn't stop laughing. What a legend.

>NATTY GOAT.
>17 DAYS NOTICE BUDDEH

chael returns because he was gifted a win over bisping by some judges

>shitpost
REVEAL YOURSELF YOU BIG HANDED APE

>thinking le redit isn't aware of "shitposting"

trips confirm. Legendary.

>"Shut up. You're suspended."
I woke up my fiance when he said that.

kek, might be true.

>Mark Hunt is co-maining UFC 200

:3

>fiance
u gay bro? lmao
*looks to other /heem/sters for approval of the funny i just cracked*

*forces a chuckle so you save face*

Well he's a guy, so yeah.

>gifted