6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy) 6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita) 6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) 6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo) 6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) 6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii) 6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi) 7/1: ONE FC (TBA) 7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez) 7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha) 7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2) 7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions 7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa) 7/16: Bellator 158 (?) 7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann) 7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo) 7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko) 7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins) 7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA) 7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
i know right and that wasn't the OP of this thread cause this autist had to make this unfunny shit thread 12 posts early
Asher Morales
I can't tell the Diaz brothers apart when they're not together
Samuel Kelly
nth for my boy forever Dominick Cruz.
Levi James
You don't have list all those cards. No one gives a fuck about a lellator card 6 weeks away.
You don't earn good money do you? You work a mcjob huh?
Tyler Thomas
Nate smiles.
Andrew Allen
King Nate edition
Hunter Price
They are pretty different dezu
Julian Young
pls no anything but him
Jeremiah Williams
They are not alike at all, Nate sounds literally challenged while Nick isn't a talker but can at least put sentences together.
Leo Peterson
they don't look similar imo
Anthony Martinez
...
Jaxon Thomas
>identical
Christopher Turner
This dude and Eugene are the fucking worst.
Nathan Rogers
I like Chad and Ben.
Hudson Wood
>>I don't enjoy listening to the premier minds in MMA muse about life
Oliver Jackson
Looks like he's enjoying a nice cupcake after being honeydicked on queer street.
Gabriel Sanders
>Within 8 percent of weight on fight week? No way, says champ Demetrious Johnson mmajunkie.com/?p=197547
>There’s one requirement that just doesn’t work for Johnson, and that’s the one that tells fighters they need to be within 8 percent of their fighting weight on the Tuesday prior to a fight. >“Not (expletive) happening, bro,” he told reporters backstage at this past Saturday’s UFC 199. >Why the obstinance? Well, Johnson comes in a tad over that mark, at 139 pounds, which is 11 percent over his fighting weight. And the way he sees it, he’s been doing fine so far, so why should he change things now? >“I’ve never missed weight, not once, I’ve never had a scare, so I will come in weighing 138, 139,” he said. >And if the UFC has a problem with that? >“What are they going to do?” he said. “Not let me fight? I’m not a crack addict – it’s not like I need to go to rehab for making weight. I’ve never had a problem, never been dehydrated. I’m taking a (expletive) when I’m going to make weight. I’m smart – I don’t need an education on how to make weight.” >Alrighty, then. If it’s any comfort to Johnson (24-2-1 MMA, 13-1-1 UFC) , who’s next scheduled to face Wilson Reis (20-6 MMA, 4-2 UFC) at UFC 201, there’s no concrete consequences for fighters who don’t hit that mark; the promotion promises only to monitor them. And from the way the champ makes it sound, he doesn’t need any hands to hold.
Michael King
i dont even know who this is but i want to heem him so bad
Cooper Miller
Reminder that some people in this thread like little boys more than Bulldogs
Dominic Stewart
>the purge jesus christ this series is dogshit
Lincoln Phillips
>carrying the non fighting drama from the last thread over to the new thread You are a faggot and not just cause you like a retard breed of dog.
>"I’ve got no qualms with anybody," Lesnar said. "If somebody wants to state they are the biggest pay-per-view draw in the world, I don’t care. I’ve never came out and said, ‘Hey, listen, I hold the most pay-per-view buys.’ All I know is what I got paid, and I’m happy to do so. I’m a prizefighter. I don’t hang my championships on the wall because they don’t pay the bills."
What did he mean by this.
Jackson Richardson
sage bless here reminding you to do your workouts and eat your veggies and lean protein
Ryan Rodriguez
Thoughts on Pettis at 145?
Christopher Stewart
Would you go five 5-minute rounds against "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler for $100 USD?
Robert Morgan
He's gonna get fucking killed.
Charles Perry
...
Ian Richardson
ill do it for free, id love to delete his chin
Adam Watson
Yair superfight
Levi White
Not enough BisKing in the last thread. Time to rectify that.
Carter Davis
>I’ve never came out and said, ‘Hey, listen, I hold the most pay-per-view buys.’
The old Chris Kyle stealth brag.
Jackson Cook
Here is the opposite, everyone has a game breed pitbull and those fatty pitbulls are pretty rare. One of us
Tyler Wright
I think the american won the round
Connor Wilson
Little boy lover? Is that you?
Nicholas Ramirez
stop
Leo Howard
NATTY GOAT LEFT HOOK LARRY
Adrian Sanders
No. The last thing he needs is another "le big name fight". Give the guy something easy. If he gets clowned by Yair, which wouldn't surprise me, he's got nowhere to go.
Dylan Hernandez
Is TUF on in 15 bings? I thought it was on now but no one seems to be talking about it
Lincoln Nelson
50 Gs BABY
kek
Robert Parker
do you fight dogs?
Chase Morgan
Not enough posts about Ariel Helwani
Too many posts about Michael Bisping
Levi Cooper
We will. I saw it in a dream. Keep in mind. I've >predicted Bisping finishing Rockhold >predicted Nate finishing Conor >predicted Holm finishing Ronda And many more. This is what happened in my dream.
>Sunset Ave. California >Bryan Callen is a fucking pervert this is well known >he leaves FATK studio on Friday evening >the show is at an all time high >as he enters his Tesla he feels his pockets full of cash and feels up his dick >he feels a little randy and opts to cruise for a prostitute >he finds himself an underaged male prostitute >he is arrested in an alley by Los Angeles police >he is further damaged as he was a regular on Girl Meets World at this point >Fox cuts ties and Schaub is left alone >he isn't very funny and ultimately loses FATK due to abysmal downloads >plagued by financial difficulties and another child on the way he makes his return to the cage >against none other than France-is Nigganou This will be a little after the Trump inauguration.
William Bennett
are they actually gamebred (as in they are selectively bred for gameness) working/fighting dogs or are they just of the classic body type?
Gabriel Edwards
It's on now
Easton Foster
tbf it was in response to a question about Conor
Luis Ramirez
I just wonder will he choke up and blush the next time he asks Dana a question at a presser.
Isaac Cook
My Commonwealth Niggas. He's been my boy since his TUF season.
Jose Barnes
i want his life desu sempai
Mason Moore
It'll be really awkward Ariel will probably get cheers desu
Leo Hernandez
beautiful work josh
Alexander Diaz
how do I achieve schaub hairline mode
Nathaniel Cooper
>ariel
Eli Hughes
excess estrogen in the womb
Nathan Stewart
fucking loser
Asher Wright
I don't know who that is
Samuel Russell
Goodnight /heem/
David Cox
>wake up >remember bisping is the champ
make it stop
Mason Edwards
...
Noah Jackson
sleep tight, pupper
Robert Smith
I was really happy to see him win, he deserves it after a decade in the trenches literally losing to almost every TRT and steroid abuser on the 185 roster. I've always thought he was criminally underrated but at the same time gave him no chance against the cock, and the madman did it. And you could tell he was just so fucking excited to have realized his dream. It was like watching a little kid on christmas.
And after all that coming to the presser and verbally sodomizing Rocksalt was just icing on the cake.
I proudly stand in the land of Bisking.
Jayden Howard
night britannia. Enjoy your natty GOAT champ.
Eat shit. Left Hook Larry is GOAT.
Daniel Jones
>man hairline
Andrew Davis
→ fuck no, that's provinciano shit here is my doggo
Daniel Richardson
I hope you have dreams where you go all out on a guy and your punches do nothing
Ayden Price
Rockhold being so pissy afterward was the icing on the cake.
Nicholas Martin
>putting clothes on a dog
Ayden Jackson
Worst feeling ever
Bentley Thomas
He looks like he wants to kill you.
And I don't blame him.
Isaac Evans
so mark hunt versus le banner?
Cameron Cooper
>That presser That shit made my fucking year. It was so good. Easily one of the best pressers ever. Rocksalt was an fucking ocean that night.
Liam Gonzalez
KEKDEL BTFO
Oliver Cox
who will bizbing """defend""" his title against next lads?
Easton Phillips
not bad for a clinch pig, but he needs cardio to be a discount cian
Jacob Wright
he did
Elijah James
hendo.
Jace James
>most gentle loyal family loving breed ever
until an ""intruder"" appears 3 blocks down the road
Owen Lewis
>not putting your National Squad t-shirt of your dog Not patriotic enough for me t bh She is a sweetheart.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Truth. He's still mining salt on instagram.
I couldn't stop laughing. What a legend.
>NATTY GOAT. >17 DAYS NOTICE BUDDEH
Jordan Morris
chael returns because he was gifted a win over bisping by some judges
Hunter Williams
>shitpost REVEAL YOURSELF YOU BIG HANDED APE
Alexander Thompson
>thinking le redit isn't aware of "shitposting"
Blake Cook
trips confirm. Legendary.
>"Shut up. You're suspended." I woke up my fiance when he said that.
William Bell
kek, might be true.
Jaxson Scott
>Mark Hunt is co-maining UFC 200
Henry Ross
:3
Noah Long
>fiance u gay bro? lmao *looks to other /heem/sters for approval of the funny i just cracked*