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SJ:Tomas Hertl (LBI) will sit out Game 5
CAR:Decision on Cam Ward coming soon
TB:Ben Bishop (ankle/shin) is improving
PIT:Evgeni Malkin ends drought; Pens take Game 4
SJ:Report: Hertl out for the rest of Cup Final
PIT:Kris Letang takes maintenance day on Sunday
SJ:Tomas Hertl (LBI) remains day-to-day
PIT:Evgeni Malkin can't find back of the net
SJ:Sharks lose Tomas Hertl for Game 3 Saturday
PIT:Chris Kunitz practices with top pp unit
FLA:Luongo doing well after hip surgery
CLM:Oliver Bjorkstrand scores twice for Lake Erie

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First for Kessel Conn Smythe

first for international hockey super power

Third for Olympic gold medals

Third for zero olympic hockey gold lmao

Who /soontobeshitfaced/ here?

shut uP

I hope Phil wins tonight, the cup and smythe

me

got some nice local beer, a few ipas, and a couple of pilsner

kek @ greece
not paying taxes makes life easy huh

Predictions for tonight lads?

4-3 penguins

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR 2 HOURS THIS IS AWFUL

Count to 60 120 times

take a hike or something

Drink and be merry.

Or in my case just drink.

how the fuck is greece that low

they're broke as fuck and greasy as shit
i almost kill myself every time i see those turkish rape babies

ONE
WIN
AWAY

>mfw bill scores the cup winner

Hmm sure why not

>turkish rape babies
What does Armenia have to do with this?

>no hockey until September after tonight
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what the fuck am I supposed to do with myself for three months

>already over 10,000 people outside of the stadium just to watch on the big screen
>city plans on setting up a 2nd big screen at a park a few blocks away
>park already at capacity with screen not even up yet

This is gonna suck if the Pens lose.

same difference desu

>if
I've got bad news user

drink

Bulju the bust

Who will be the biggest bust of the top 5 this year? Assuming top 5 are Matthews, Laine, Pulju, Tkachuk, and Dubois.

My vote is Tkachuk

Dubois 2bh

2009: pongs
2010: blackcocks
2011: ruins
2012: kongs
2013: blackcocks
2014: kongs
2015: blackcocks
2016: pongs

Is hockey dead?

>mfw pens lose 3 in a row

meme's law says bulju

I don't think anyone will bust although Laine will "bust" in a sense that he won't be the next coming of ovechkin like some let themselves think.

>1993

1976: Montreal Canadiens
1977: Montreal Canadiens
1978: Montreal Canadiens
1979: Montreal Canadiens
1980: New York Islanders
1981: New York Islanders
1982: New York Islanders
1983: New York Islanders
1984: Edmonton Oilers
1985: Edmonton Oilers
1986: Montreal Canadiens
1987: Edmonton Oilers
1988: Edmonton Oilers

Did hockey die?

forgot how comfy /hoc/ threads are desu

but those teams were actually likable

youtu.be/0VwfYCFYZws

european championships begin tomorrow

kek canada with the freudian slip there with the blackhawks.

it's okay, /hoc let's all the flowers bloom

inb4 cheeky 1-0 pongs win

Yotes made an offer for the #1 pick, Domi and the 7th overall and 20th overall pick

>breaking up based domi and duclair
bad idea

shorks you better win
OR ELSE

lel that won't get you Laine. Matthews maybe.

Toronto would need Stamkos on their accounting books and a two week advance paycheck before they trade #1 right?

kekd

Says the french rape baby. And norse rape baby. And the germanic rape baby.

>pens score one goal in the first
>deep into the 3rd
>sharks get a PP
>goalie is pulled
>6 on 4 rest of the game

How hard will /hoc/'s dick be?

If they throw in next years first I would do this 2bh

...

>tonight could be the last night of NHL game of the season

at least i'm white!

>that could be the last post of anons of the life

this is one of those instances of a half deleted posts and lack of proofreading

I know this may be tough for a middle-easterner to imagine, but women will actually consent to having sex sometimes.

Looks like our smelly migrant friend made it all the way to Germany

Yes and I mock you for it

he's talking about british history

we were sacked by the saxons, the normans, the danes and the norwegians, multiple times

danelaw is a big part of my heritage so it doesn't bother me t b h

but user BASEDball is still in swingin

I like baseball but let's be real, it's not as good as hackey

...

Where's /cric/ when you need them

Finnish car

We already covered that f/a/ggot

>having to roll out the rope ladder to exit your vehicle
based

finns arent manlets la

I'm a migrant, that's true. Difference is that my country will actually lift the Lord's Cup this year.

Also
>canada

S-so will the yotes trade for Auston?

It's the only way you could look cool doing it, everyone knows chicks love cars that remind them tree forts because they were never allowed to go in them as kids

>tfw i will be at a baseball game and wont be able to post >sharts after pitt wins it all

pitt is a college

stay up until midnight and watch australias meme league

sneak up to the top bunk too

you know what i mean

>tfw have a job now and can't watch aussie meme hockkei at 2 in the morning getting hammered

what do you mean

Baseball is so fucking boring compared to hockey. Even playing it is boring

t. Former player

lol nobody cares fagit

armenia has an nhl team?

after 72 le hours, it's finally begins

Nice grammar gook

yea

nobody cares about baseball

>break fast
>implying faggy truedoe fasted

post butt on my free cams

thachuk and his line were pretty fucking OP

but he could be a bust if it was all mitch marner and dvorak

>sanders
I used to like you Norge

im an immigrant too, forgive me

Just try not to rape anyone in celebration, it's generally not as acceptable here in civilization.

>"thanks for the convenient excuse for two decades of globalist interventionary wars really 9/11 was great for all of us thank you Muslims you're true patriots"

Hello Autism Matthews

>all those people outside consol
>tfw not leaving my house cause I'm a superstitious autist

If I went >we lost I'd neck myself.

hope your house is fire

>mfw da canucks take Logan "big guy" Brown at 5th overall

I don't think his house is a dumpster fire like the canucks

Playing in my first game tomorrow lads

your scroch was on fire when i took it to the bangtown last night

tfw u bought some 1kg peanuts for game time for $2 but they're stale

Yes actually. They added shitty expansion teams like the >shorks and shitty defensive hockey took over

>regular season boreball

NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR ANOTHER HOUR

FUCK YOU WEST COAST YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH HOCKEY THIS IS IN PITTSBURGH IT SHOULD START AT 7

you emptied my 2kg nuts easily last night.