SJ:Tomas Hertl (LBI) will sit out Game 5
CAR:Decision on Cam Ward coming soon
TB:Ben Bishop (ankle/shin) is improving
PIT:Evgeni Malkin ends drought; Pens take Game 4
SJ:Report: Hertl out for the rest of Cup Final
PIT:Kris Letang takes maintenance day on Sunday
SJ:Tomas Hertl (LBI) remains day-to-day
PIT:Evgeni Malkin can't find back of the net
SJ:Sharks lose Tomas Hertl for Game 3 Saturday
PIT:Chris Kunitz practices with top pp unit
FLA:Luongo doing well after hip surgery
CLM:Oliver Bjorkstrand scores twice for Lake Erie
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First for Kessel Conn Smythe
first for international hockey super power
Third for Olympic gold medals
Third for zero olympic hockey gold lmao
Who /soontobeshitfaced/ here?
shut uP
I hope Phil wins tonight, the cup and smythe
me
got some nice local beer, a few ipas, and a couple of pilsner
kek @ greece
not paying taxes makes life easy huh
Predictions for tonight lads?
4-3 penguins
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR 2 HOURS THIS IS AWFUL
Count to 60 120 times
take a hike or something
Drink and be merry.
Or in my case just drink.
how the fuck is greece that low
they're broke as fuck and greasy as shit
i almost kill myself every time i see those turkish rape babies
ONE
WIN
AWAY
>mfw bill scores the cup winner
Hmm sure why not
>turkish rape babies
What does Armenia have to do with this?
>no hockey until September after tonight
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what the fuck am I supposed to do with myself for three months
>already over 10,000 people outside of the stadium just to watch on the big screen
>city plans on setting up a 2nd big screen at a park a few blocks away
>park already at capacity with screen not even up yet
This is gonna suck if the Pens lose.
same difference desu
>if
I've got bad news user
drink
Bulju the bust
Who will be the biggest bust of the top 5 this year? Assuming top 5 are Matthews, Laine, Pulju, Tkachuk, and Dubois.
My vote is Tkachuk
Dubois 2bh
2009: pongs
2010: blackcocks
2011: ruins
2012: kongs
2013: blackcocks
2014: kongs
2015: blackcocks
2016: pongs
Is hockey dead?
>mfw pens lose 3 in a row
meme's law says bulju
I don't think anyone will bust although Laine will "bust" in a sense that he won't be the next coming of ovechkin like some let themselves think.
>1993
1976: Montreal Canadiens
1977: Montreal Canadiens
1978: Montreal Canadiens
1979: Montreal Canadiens
1980: New York Islanders
1981: New York Islanders
1982: New York Islanders
1983: New York Islanders
1984: Edmonton Oilers
1985: Edmonton Oilers
1986: Montreal Canadiens
1987: Edmonton Oilers
1988: Edmonton Oilers
Did hockey die?
forgot how comfy /hoc/ threads are desu
but those teams were actually likable
european championships begin tomorrow
kek canada with the freudian slip there with the blackhawks.
it's okay, /hoc let's all the flowers bloom
inb4 cheeky 1-0 pongs win
Yotes made an offer for the #1 pick, Domi and the 7th overall and 20th overall pick
>breaking up based domi and duclair
bad idea
shorks you better win
OR ELSE
lel that won't get you Laine. Matthews maybe.
Toronto would need Stamkos on their accounting books and a two week advance paycheck before they trade #1 right?
kekd
Says the french rape baby. And norse rape baby. And the germanic rape baby.
>pens score one goal in the first
>deep into the 3rd
>sharks get a PP
>goalie is pulled
>6 on 4 rest of the game
How hard will /hoc/'s dick be?
If they throw in next years first I would do this 2bh
...
>tonight could be the last night of NHL game of the season
at least i'm white!
>that could be the last post of anons of the life
this is one of those instances of a half deleted posts and lack of proofreading
I know this may be tough for a middle-easterner to imagine, but women will actually consent to having sex sometimes.
Looks like our smelly migrant friend made it all the way to Germany
Yes and I mock you for it
he's talking about british history
we were sacked by the saxons, the normans, the danes and the norwegians, multiple times
danelaw is a big part of my heritage so it doesn't bother me t b h
but user BASEDball is still in swingin
I like baseball but let's be real, it's not as good as hackey
...
Where's /cric/ when you need them
Finnish car
We already covered that f/a/ggot
>having to roll out the rope ladder to exit your vehicle
based
finns arent manlets la
I'm a migrant, that's true. Difference is that my country will actually lift the Lord's Cup this year.
Also
>canada
S-so will the yotes trade for Auston?
It's the only way you could look cool doing it, everyone knows chicks love cars that remind them tree forts because they were never allowed to go in them as kids
>tfw i will be at a baseball game and wont be able to post >sharts after pitt wins it all
pitt is a college
stay up until midnight and watch australias meme league
sneak up to the top bunk too
you know what i mean
>tfw have a job now and can't watch aussie meme hockkei at 2 in the morning getting hammered
what do you mean
Baseball is so fucking boring compared to hockey. Even playing it is boring
t. Former player
lol nobody cares fagit
armenia has an nhl team?
after 72 le hours, it's finally begins
Nice grammar gook
yea
nobody cares about baseball
>break fast
>implying faggy truedoe fasted
post butt on my free cams
thachuk and his line were pretty fucking OP
but he could be a bust if it was all mitch marner and dvorak
>sanders
I used to like you Norge
im an immigrant too, forgive me
Just try not to rape anyone in celebration, it's generally not as acceptable here in civilization.
>"thanks for the convenient excuse for two decades of globalist interventionary wars really 9/11 was great for all of us thank you Muslims you're true patriots"
Hello Autism Matthews
>all those people outside consol
>tfw not leaving my house cause I'm a superstitious autist
If I went >we lost I'd neck myself.
hope your house is fire
>mfw da canucks take Logan "big guy" Brown at 5th overall
I don't think his house is a dumpster fire like the canucks
Playing in my first game tomorrow lads
your scroch was on fire when i took it to the bangtown last night
tfw u bought some 1kg peanuts for game time for $2 but they're stale
Yes actually. They added shitty expansion teams like the >shorks and shitty defensive hockey took over
>regular season boreball
NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR ANOTHER HOUR
FUCK YOU WEST COAST YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH HOCKEY THIS IS IN PITTSBURGH IT SHOULD START AT 7
you emptied my 2kg nuts easily last night.