>watching ASMR girlfriend videos and playing along to them
This is the only "social" interaction I get.
Someone end my life please
Watching ASMR girlfriend videos and playing along to them
Parker Wood
Thomas Richardson
queer
Wyatt Brooks
but hetero men are generally the loneliest group of people?
Nolan Wood
How am I queer?
Lincoln Nguyen
...
Henry Stewart
Fill me in on how you end up with ZERO friends Sup Forums
even the most bullied kids at my school had friends, hell the emo library monitor has been in a relationship since college
Lincoln Ramirez
Could always be worse.
Parker Powell
Are they in Finnish?
Aiden Torres
You just never try. Even uggos and assholes get friends if they're active. Absolute apathy is the most optimal way to never get friends.
I used to be like that before I realised I actually liked the company of other people.
Joseph Lopez
>feeling tfwngf
>fap
>cum
>feel good about myself for another 24 hours
Brandon Hughes
>ASMR
what is this leddit shit
Nolan Martinez
bitches whsipering to your ears
Henry Jones
I'm not a very attractive guy but I don't think I'm too ugly to get a gf either.
I just don't have the required social skills for having friends, having a social life or having girls attracted to me. My personality and everything related to that is just repulsive to all girls. I don't think any girls consider me and then reject me in their mind, I think that no girl I haven't asked out or such have ever even thought about if I was interesting or not.
I'm also too bad socially for people to enjoy my company. Almost as much as I'd like romance I'd also like friendship but a lot of experience from contact with people has shown me that I'm just not likeable. No one would ever enjoy being my friend and hanging out with me.
Andrew Martin
damn nigga
Hunter Phillips
Not rly, most JP ones are
youtube.com
Dominic Nguyen
>that video title
Jayden Howard
i can't imagine living in a country full of qts and being socially retarded
Owen Morales
I'm a petty, jealous and selfish asshole, I won't deny that.
Whenever someone announces a new relationship on Kikebook, the standard response is usually "Congratulations! :)" or "You look so cute together!" If they post one of those obnoxious couple pics. Yet all I feel is a surge of bitterness and contempt.
I once saw an image that claimed successful people want others to succeed and unsuccessful people want others to fail, which isn't far from the truth when it comes to me. I want everyone else to suffer with me because, well, misery loves company.
Nothing brings me more pain than constantly being reminded of how I'll never experience love.
Joshua Richardson
>I'll never experience love.
We believe what we want to believe
Ayden Myers
get a dog.
Daniel Long
>hasn't deleted his cuckbook
Chase Cook
>tfw no crazy finnish ASMR gf
Dominic Rodriguez
>cuts herself
confirmed for mentally disabled
Brayden Torres
me too peka
who's your favorite ASMR gf?
Hudson Carter
Not op but I've had cute girls try to start a conversation with me semi-flirting and it was fucking hard to deal with that situation since my brain wasn't functioning because of the pressure.
I was hoping they just thought they I'm gay or something instead of an autistic retard.
Hudson Parker
yuck, she looks so trashy
She's really just completely missing the point. ASMR grills are supposed to be cute, and are supposed to pretty much only show their face and nothing else (in fact, often only a part of the face).
Jose Rivera
superior finnish asmr waifu coming through
youtube.com
Zachary Allen
>hair dying
straight into the bin
Brody Bennett
she had cancer you leaf
Grayson Taylor
>search for ASMR gf
>have to go through pages and pages of cam whores semi-naked to find a single qt
Bentley Ross
is ASMR above or below in the social retardation chart from donating to female vg streamers?
Mason Gonzalez
>even the most bullied kids at my school had friends
It feels that way to a friendless person too. I'm extremely shy and self conscious so I never speak up, people thought I was weird or sensitive and I gradually began avoiding them, and now I'm three years into college and go weeks without talking to people.
Kayden Price
Below
At least ASMR grills have to actually input a minimal amount of work, and don't outright whore themselves out. Also, it involves way less monies than streaming on twitch.
Nathaniel Murphy
I don't know, I pretty much only watch male ASMR.
Too many women do it just for the cash.
Nolan Jackson
>tfw even retards have friends
Xavier Miller
>watching ASMR girlfriend videos
I can't watch those seriously after this: static.ylilauta.org
Robert Cox
>I don't know, I pretty much only watch male ASMR.
got anything to recommend?
perferably not in English
Kayden Stewart
youtube.com
why can't we have good things?
Lincoln Johnson
asmrsurge
asmrdestiny
makoto.asmr
mickelous productions
dr. tingles asmr
raffytaphyasmr
deep ocean of sounds
sensoradi asmr
Lincoln Wilson
William Gonzalez
>ASMR grills are supposed to be cute, and are supposed to pretty much only show their face and nothing else
Stop confusing ASMR and your desire to masturbate.
Liam Collins
translate please?
Adrian Richardson
Hetero man here. Can confirm, lonely as fuck my entire life.
Luis Ramirez
Well I basically alienated the closest group of friends I ever had through a couple stints in various rehabs over the years and just generally being a piece of shit. Then I moved to a new city and have no clue how to meet people. I'm on Tinder but I'm literally too beta/apathetic to even get to the part where I meet her in public. Sup Forums is all I have now, no exaggeration.