/mls/ general - 75% RESERVES edition

Tournaments going on, we're on hiatus. Get in here for bants.

Next matches:
>MLS
June 18
>NASL
June 11
>USL
June 10
>NWSL
>June 10

Notice how much longer you have to wait for quality.

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I can taste the salty pennies from here OP

Old Thread:

USOC: June 14-15

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>taking the week off for hockey and nba hips

Wise move.

>Soon

When was the last time Atlanta was actually United?

I'm gonna go with that time it was on fire.

>mfw warmest regards from their friends in Columbus

...

>Soon

>68255054 (You)

>Steel Reserve out of a HF glass

beer snob here 10/10 rustled

Literally the first hit on Google.

FUN FACT: In Japan they sell Pabst in fancy bottles and charge high prices, claim it's high class.

In Japan they sell Kirin Ichiban as a domestic beer even though it is literally Budweiser.

#Marketing

Top kek

BLAKE
how long till he gets sold off?

>NWSL

BRING IT.

What is the state of soccer in the United States?

That's a big question, but I'm going to go with Washington.

a state of the United States.

where soccer is more popular and surpass in popularity, to football, baseball, hockey and basketball together

Popularity in Seattle:
1) Seahawks
2) Sounders
3) Supersonics
4) Mariners (yes, they're that bad)
5) Hockey

Popularity in rest of WA:
Who gives a shit.

Gonna have to go with Oregon again.
You know it's the same ~20 people in this thread every time you ask, right?

>>Sounders 2 beating the crap out of Whitecaps 2

Is there some kind of law that all women's teams have to have awful, uncountable nicknames?

The men's teams stole all the good names
#OverthrowThePatriarchy

>le cancer man
>Blanks face

everytime

>Soon

>Uncountable

Let's not pretend that the men's team names are so great.

Does anyone here have a moment to talk about Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

>FORTHWITH

>tfw "user" literally means "soon"

>euro time

Stop responding to him jesus christ it's clear as day he has some.morbid sense of ironic posting

>mfw watching Big Love right now

>Euros
>Copa
Good stuff

>being an American professional soccer player
>getting to sit on the couch this week

must b nice

thread saving bump

nah this is

word

TONIGHT WE RIDE

TONIGHT:
>Bethlehem Steel FC at Charlotte Independence

TOMORROW
>Orlando City B at Charleston Battery
>Pittsburgh Riverhounds at Richmond Kickers
>FC Montreal at FC Cincinnati
>Rochester Rhinos at Toronto FC II
>Wilmington Hammerheads FC at Louisville City FC
>OKC Energy FC at Rio Grande Valley FC
>Tulsa Roughnecks at St Louis FC
>San Antonio FC at Portland Timbers 2
>Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC at LA Galaxy II
>Orange County Blues FC at Arizona United SC
>Sacramento Republic FC at Real Monarchs SLC

>MLS tourney
>players get 1 week +off
>MLB/NBA all-star game
>players are given the weekend off

WAYLP

>Soon

poor penado

This is really the best you got?

best what?

Post.

>sucking the (((Blank))) dick

fucking kek, can't wait for reality to hit you, and your soon to be mediocre mls franchise, with the best thing going for it is the cheap food to stuff your face with.

>ALSO

>COPA Tonight

Not sure why I'm staying up for this desu

Because you need to post updates for those of us who aren't.

If they are forced to rename from United, I hope that they aren't named the Minnesota Loons or some shit like that. It's a great nickname, but a horrible official team name.

>rename
why the fuck would they do that?

(((Blank))), owner of the Atlanta United FC franchise crying to (((Garber))), mlels commissioner, about adding two Uniteds to mlels in the same expansion period.

Yeah good thing there's no other teams already called United

Exactly, the whole thing is fucking stupid. And the argument that you can't have two teams named United enter the league in the same year is baseless considering that two teams named City entered last year. And even if one had to change, it shouldn't be the team that actually currently exists.

Because having three CityName United teams in MLS is too many or something stupid like that

>>Open Cup 4th Round starts in 4 days

Correction, in THREE days
A handful of games being played on Tuesday

can't wait for NASL to finally get their throne back.

Its from the blog dont drink beer. Dude posts beer reviews and dank memes

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honestly I don't feel more MUFC at all, they've only had that name for like 2 years and they had like 4 names before they. they act like their grandpa cheered for "United". fuck off

what's the link??

>2 years
That's still longer than Atlanta """"United"""" had it

correct but MUFC is acting like they've had their whole familys heritage stolen. not that id expect them to be happy about it or anything.

of course soonposters would feel like they deserve the name alanta """""United""""

no one deserves that shitty name

DC's actually make sense

will we tie paraguay, lads?

TODAY:
>Orlando City B at Charleston Battery
>Pittsburgh Riverhounds at Richmond Kickers
>FC Montreal at FC Cincinnati
>Rochester Rhinos at Toronto FC II
>Wilmington Hammerheads FC at Louisville City FC
>OKC Energy FC at Rio Grande Valley FC
>Tulsa Roughnecks at St Louis FC
>San Antonio FC at Portland Timbers 2
>Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC at LA Galaxy II
>Orange County Blues FC at Arizona United SC
>Sacramento Republic FC at Real Monarchs SLC

Bad form for STLFC lately, gotta take Tulsa out behind the woodshed again to get things back on track

>Soon: daylight vibes
youtube.com/watch?v=d6rxGmvQPLU

>atlantaweebs