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Icelad 2 edition

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cara

>be British
>banter online in a facebook group about Celtic F.C.
>go to jail for 8 months

>On 1 March, two days before the Old Firm match, Birrell posted: "Hope they (Celtic fans) all die. Simple. Catholic scumbags ha ha."
>On 4 March, the day after the game, he wrote: "Proud to hate Fenian tattie farmers. Simple ha ha."
>Four days later Birrell posted: "They're all ploughing the fields the dirty scumbags."

bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15333744

but you can get a bunch of this stuff at home already...

Er þetta Akureyringurinn?

fake as fuc

still crying from before

how do I stop crying

I'm not even upset

it's just not the same

Get to the club at 2am
I'm gonna bang loads of men
Know the bouncer, skip the queue
Fuck the list, it's me and you
The club is banging, so am I
Banging, banging, banging, banging
Banging, banging loads of guys
Unzip the trousers, what a surprise
In the bathroom, sucking dick
Thanks for cumming, that was quick
Quicker than the other guys
Friday night, wet surprise
Leave the club, 2am
Banging banging loads of men
In the Clio, drive me home
Friday night, I'm on my own

post another pic of me

want me to batter you?
speak a proper language
batty boy

Ah yes, that first sip of the day

honestly of the all the stuff you brought you didn't do to well
no need for so many penguins ffs

are you homosexual

Einhvern daginn mun ég fara til Akureyris og finna ykkur Kristinn
Haltu kjafti Múhameð

i don't have any others i've told you
you'll need to post one

Hey friends,

The CBC just put out this guide for all of you lovely people. It's pretty informative desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=qgF89DzkgH4

Feel free to share with your friends, download and save to your hard drive.

Right lads what the fuck do I do?
I have a review with the job centre on tuesday to discuss my progress and they want evidence but I've never had one before and have been up to this point deleting emails from places I've applied to that didn't give me the job

How fucked am I?
I have like three things to show them

cant remember the last time i cried

cant remember the last time i laughed

cant remember the last time i felt anything other than apathy

>euros going to shite against the pound JUST as I was planning on buying shit off amazon

FUCK Italy now I know how brits felt after brexit

have not read a single post in this thread

had to go through the catalog because someone put a virus in the link in last thread fuck sake

I like to have them with tea, it's not like I'm going to eat it all today, or eat it all by myself even

Mood swings?

didnt mean to post that image,

doing a masters project on machine learning next term lads

thinking of making video facial recognition software that you can link up your CCTV camera to that will automatically detect criminals.

all the technology is already there for it so I'd just have to put it together

not even gay
not a woman

yeah i know but i feel you could have got a better range for what you spent
bet you didn't even consult /brit/ on what to buy

Can you make a Maisie AI while you're at it?

cctv quality is far too shit for that no

i had sex with jennifer love hewitt for the entire hot & sticky summer of 2003

i was 10, she was 24

those heady days were by far away the best of my life and my only encounters with sex but on the whole im happy with my entire life thanks to her. i miss her so, hopefully things are going well for jen..

Would one of the JFs post a pic of what is outside his window right now

>tfw can't sing

lesbian?

assume its not a lot different from your view

go to sleep

post arse

essay writing tomorrow (1500 words minimum)

should be good

ye
>Einhvern daginn mun ég fara til Akureyris og finna ykkur Kristinn
hhah gl

too lazy to stand up

i will

alarm set for 6:36am
why do I do this to myself

I can take a shite and dub maisies voice over it

not really, it doesn't just rely on the face.

there's a bunch of companies already developing prototype software for this as well

Post the fucking pic, Clogfag!!!

processing speed still isn't fast enough to do that
databanks would be too massive
there's a lot of crims out there

a dark street

I think humankind should unite instead and quite literally reach for the stars to survive as a species and to do this we need a benevolent AI to learn from human mistakes and guide us to the great unknown.

This is your chance lad.

>too fat to stand up

my mom is from Britain I already know what I like, I didn't just blindly pick up whatever

except that Galaxy bar, don't even know wtf it is

what do you feel I missed?

and no I only shitposted for the past 16 days under a British flag

What if they wear a mask?

Futurists should be fucking gassed

I'm not a futurist though

>crying
>not a woman

it's not the 1990s lad, with AWS and using a blacklist it's entirely doable and the internet of things has been a thing for a long time

not gay

it doesn't rely on just the face, it takes everything into account even the way you walk

Ah yes

free my geezer steph B from glasgah

The future is the future and its inevitable

I know you're all dehydrated in 'roo land but men can actually cry

just took this picture

>muh AI
>muh reaching for the stars
>muh united human race

GASSED

>men can actually cry
gay males aren't men

see

I'm actually from the distant future though mate.

can't remember the last time i cried at something that wasn't a film
but i cry a lot at films

Burn the cities, revolt against the modern world, revive the spirit of the bronze tbqh

Nei ég er bara að gantast

Þið Akureyringarnir eru rosa sjomlar samt, myndi alveg hanga með ykkur

>cries
>isn't a woman
>isn't a poof
the only conclusion is that you're a liar

>males aren't men

Looks like we have one of those gender bender pansexual pseudoqueers here lads.

timothy james byrne here at my new flat in High Wycombe

>all this toxic masculinity
ugh...

not so exciting

>I already know what it's like
>except that Galaxy bar, don't even know wtf it is
you fucked it you twat it's arguably better than dairy milk
you really should've asked here

bloody pathetic the yanks at hersheys trademarked a literal lie

maltesers introduction: 1937
whoopers introduction: 1949

Qt

trump general is a tool i use. they're my puppets, i make them dance like rats

my favorite conspiracy theory: that macaulay culkin and thom yorke are secretly the same person

>a day later she is literally posting funny vines and laughing-crying emojiis like nothing happened

twitter.com/OnikaCookies2?s=09

Reminder that "female depression" is a complete meme

cross board wanker fucking loves his cross board posts

might be time for the ol' kms lads

it's all i ever think about

mine is that me and your biological father are the same person

On the freeway and its dark but there's literally nothing to see

@68255241
>no (You)s
think you're the one dancing here

shan't be even hovering over those links

too many people for that now

unless youre talking about epic wars that reduce the world population to around a billion people

Kernel Mode Setting (KMS) is a method for setting display resolution and depth in the kernel space rather than user space.

The Linux kernel's implementation of KMS enables native resolution in the framebuffer and allows for instant console (tty) switching. KMS also enables newer technologies (such as DRI2) which will help reduce artifacts and increase 3D performance, even kernel space power-saving.

>from concentrate
unfriended

Gonna go to sleep lads

Góða nótt Akureyringur

are you one of the good yank posters? if so don't do it x

Getum farið á hjalteyri og orðið blekkaðir

you the lad in the tube tower near the theme park?

I'm talking about nuclear holocaust m8

Who are the good Yank posters?
Me? :3

fact: 86% of ben affleck movies are awful

youtube.com/watch?v=kAQDLKGq80s

...

business idea: (You)s when you get @quoted

haven't seen the gf in a 1 (one) whole week lads

prove it x

me too
gn

look at the poll though. i got 3 to 1 with braham vs taimi, and gw2 general is full of leftists. /vg/ in general is but gw2's bad in particular because gw2 panders to the tumblr crowd cuz 3 of the developers are male to female transsexuals. there's 4 lesbian main characters