Stanley Cup Final: Game 5 Thread #4

3-2 Sharks

Getting close to the end of the 3rd

OT?

New meme?

Thornton suicide?

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First for skinny bitches

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PLEASE FUCKING SCORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dubs and this game goes to the one true Stanley Cup winners the Pens

Hi. I am sitting in the stands watching the Pittsburgh Penguins. I was cheering my hardest. Sidney had a breakaway with 5 SECONDS TO GO. 5, 4, 3, 2, ON THE LAST SECOND HE SHOT, HE SCORES! "PITTSBURGH PENGUIN WIN!" "There going to the championships." Then Sidney came up to the microphone and said,. "I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SEAN FOR CHEERING SO HARD AND HELPING ME SCORE THAT WINNING GOAL." "What?" "How did you notice?" I questioned I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS . EVERYBODY WAS CHEERING ME ON. now I know how it feels to be cheered on. I walked up to him and hollered, "hi." "Do you like to play paintball." I asked. Sidney said, "sure," sidney asked, "you want to go play." I said, "sure." Then I learned how to play paintball much better.

What do?

How many times will Crysby cry tonight?

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Shorks in 8 confirmed

How would LeBron fair in the NHL?

Purge all nu-males

FFS PENS

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Fucking penalty

Welp... back to San Jose

Sorry shorks, spics can't get the cup

>chokesburgh chokeguins

stream plz.

I will firmly kill myself with a firm rope and firmly shake God's sweaty meaty hands in heaven if the fucking MemeTeam Pens don't score.

YAS

Who on the ice will feel like this after the game?

Guys, sharks in 7 right?

GO OUT THERE AND WIN IT FOR HIM

WIN IT FOR US

Shorks aren't spics

thats game

fucking bettman you can't even beat apehoop in ratings so stop trying

Goddammit they got Erin from the Office to do capital one ads?

>Fun game 1ST period
>coaches force players to play defensive

Coaches should be fined for ordering more Defense

DO IT SHORKS

>panthers didn't sign donskoi
feels bad

I saw Phil Kessel at the Consol Energy Center yesterday. I told him I was going to put a decent hit on him, but I didn’t want to be a douche and board him or or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re too slow to do anyway?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and scoring fucknasty meme goals again and again. I skated away and continued with my gameplay, and I heard him chuckle as I skated off. When I came to defend the slot, I saw him trying to snap off a wrister with like 15 hot dogs in his pockets.

Jones very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to finish those hotdogs before you score on me.” At first he kept threading the needle on us untouchably, but eventually he turned back around and carried the puck to the top of the left faceoff circle.

When Jones braced for the shot, he took out a hotdog and kept biting off pieces of it multiple times. He told Jones he would give him a moment to prepare himself “to prevent any implication of Gary Bettmanence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After Jones turned around and saw the puck in the back of the net with an empty cookie wrapper and started to throw a shitfit, Kessel kept interrupting him by flashing that million dollar smile.

Why didn't Shorks apologize to Lil B?

Trap game >>>>>>>>>>>Defense >>>>> "offense"

>San Jose
>not full of spics

Who /Paige/ here?

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SHORK CELEBRATION THREAD NAO

Only $1 bet. Don't cash out.

>shorks
See ya back in pitt for game 7 :(

Bill "phil my piehole" kessel

We never led this game

CANUCKS WOULD WHOOP EITHER OF THESE TRASH ASS TEAM

go look at all those shark beaners rioting in san jose because they have to go back

>if pongs lose the next game is
>ON FUCKING SUNDAY NIGHT
FUCK YOU GARY FUCK YOU

game on: sharks need a goal this pp or they will lose

SHARKNADO

lol

Why do the snorks always blow it under 2 minutes?

Dubs ans Serbia has another civil war tomorrow

Is that McDavid?

Also, a Civic commercial with only interracial couples. Knew it was a canadian commercial

"Skinny bitches" you say?

Go back to your lesbo porn

Naughty

Yep

DUBS AND PONGS SCORE TO SEND THIS FUCKING BITCH OF A GAME TO OT

>There are Pongs fans at this game right now who payed several thousand dollars to watch their team lose

>shots 42-21

>fucknasty meme goals

His younger brother

How can the Capitals finally win the cup?

TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Trannys

>hey look at me guys please, please say something about me or my butt

Bitch you pushing 30

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Nice pooperplay shorks

Well, looks like we're going to seven

Game 7 incoming

JONES STAHP IT

she needs a double filet o fish and a 10 piece meal

That's not how choking works

If sharks don't score in the next 5 minutes they dun goofed.

Satan bringin the bantz on ugly desperate azn

Wew

7 for shorks in 7

I dont think you realize that there are only 7 games in this series.

The Pens are never going to score ever again

>next 5
3 min left nigger

Oh shit.

oh shit

>tfw pens will pull the goalie soon

MY HEART

I can smell your noodle from here you dirty hewer

how do you explain the kings? checkmate atheist

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>what is ot
Nigga you dumb

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noice

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San Jose "spic nation" Sharks

Not enough time. Pens can't move the puck.

Game 6 happening

I guess they didn't choke away all those prime chances then

kill yourself

Murray tis gone soon lads
lets hope the snorks dont score an empty netter

SEVENS. GAME SEVEN

FUCK

end it

Don't Snork this up

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LEL keep cryin bitch penguins

THANK YOU PAVS

protest all ya want, ya losers

MEME MAGIC

Fuck you shittsburgh, you suck

>pongs

GAME OVER YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

FUCK YOU SHITSBURGH BTFO

ITS OGRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)#()@*&%(@*$#&%(@*$&%(@*$&%@(*$&%@()$&$

Ain't over yet