3-2 Sharks
Getting close to the end of the 3rd
OT?
New meme?
Thornton suicide?
3-2 Sharks
Getting close to the end of the 3rd
OT?
New meme?
Thornton suicide?
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First for skinny bitches
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PLEASE FUCKING SCORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dubs and this game goes to the one true Stanley Cup winners the Pens
Hi. I am sitting in the stands watching the Pittsburgh Penguins. I was cheering my hardest. Sidney had a breakaway with 5 SECONDS TO GO. 5, 4, 3, 2, ON THE LAST SECOND HE SHOT, HE SCORES! "PITTSBURGH PENGUIN WIN!" "There going to the championships." Then Sidney came up to the microphone and said,. "I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SEAN FOR CHEERING SO HARD AND HELPING ME SCORE THAT WINNING GOAL." "What?" "How did you notice?" I questioned I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS . EVERYBODY WAS CHEERING ME ON. now I know how it feels to be cheered on. I walked up to him and hollered, "hi." "Do you like to play paintball." I asked. Sidney said, "sure," sidney asked, "you want to go play." I said, "sure." Then I learned how to play paintball much better.
What do?
How many times will Crysby cry tonight?
Shorks in 8 confirmed
How would LeBron fair in the NHL?
Purge all nu-males
FFS PENS
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Fucking penalty
Welp... back to San Jose
Sorry shorks, spics can't get the cup
>chokesburgh chokeguins
stream plz.
I will firmly kill myself with a firm rope and firmly shake God's sweaty meaty hands in heaven if the fucking MemeTeam Pens don't score.
YAS
Who on the ice will feel like this after the game?
Guys, sharks in 7 right?
GO OUT THERE AND WIN IT FOR HIM
WIN IT FOR US
Shorks aren't spics
thats game
fucking bettman you can't even beat apehoop in ratings so stop trying
Goddammit they got Erin from the Office to do capital one ads?
>Fun game 1ST period
>coaches force players to play defensive
Coaches should be fined for ordering more Defense
DO IT SHORKS
>panthers didn't sign donskoi
feels bad
I saw Phil Kessel at the Consol Energy Center yesterday. I told him I was going to put a decent hit on him, but I didn’t want to be a douche and board him or or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re too slow to do anyway?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and scoring fucknasty meme goals again and again. I skated away and continued with my gameplay, and I heard him chuckle as I skated off. When I came to defend the slot, I saw him trying to snap off a wrister with like 15 hot dogs in his pockets.
Jones very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to finish those hotdogs before you score on me.” At first he kept threading the needle on us untouchably, but eventually he turned back around and carried the puck to the top of the left faceoff circle.
When Jones braced for the shot, he took out a hotdog and kept biting off pieces of it multiple times. He told Jones he would give him a moment to prepare himself “to prevent any implication of Gary Bettmanence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After Jones turned around and saw the puck in the back of the net with an empty cookie wrapper and started to throw a shitfit, Kessel kept interrupting him by flashing that million dollar smile.
Why didn't Shorks apologize to Lil B?
Trap game >>>>>>>>>>>Defense >>>>> "offense"
>San Jose
>not full of spics
Who /Paige/ here?
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SHORK CELEBRATION THREAD NAO
Only $1 bet. Don't cash out.
>shorks
See ya back in pitt for game 7 :(
Bill "phil my piehole" kessel
We never led this game
CANUCKS WOULD WHOOP EITHER OF THESE TRASH ASS TEAM
go look at all those shark beaners rioting in san jose because they have to go back
>if pongs lose the next game is
>ON FUCKING SUNDAY NIGHT
FUCK YOU GARY FUCK YOU
game on: sharks need a goal this pp or they will lose
SHARKNADO
lol
Why do the snorks always blow it under 2 minutes?
Dubs ans Serbia has another civil war tomorrow
Is that McDavid?
Also, a Civic commercial with only interracial couples. Knew it was a canadian commercial
"Skinny bitches" you say?
Go back to your lesbo porn
Naughty
Yep
DUBS AND PONGS SCORE TO SEND THIS FUCKING BITCH OF A GAME TO OT
>There are Pongs fans at this game right now who payed several thousand dollars to watch their team lose
>shots 42-21
>fucknasty meme goals
His younger brother
How can the Capitals finally win the cup?
TMNT
Teenage Mutant Ninja Trannys
>hey look at me guys please, please say something about me or my butt
Bitch you pushing 30
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Nice pooperplay shorks
Well, looks like we're going to seven
Game 7 incoming
JONES STAHP IT
she needs a double filet o fish and a 10 piece meal
That's not how choking works
If sharks don't score in the next 5 minutes they dun goofed.
Satan bringin the bantz on ugly desperate azn
Wew
7 for shorks in 7
I dont think you realize that there are only 7 games in this series.
The Pens are never going to score ever again
>next 5
3 min left nigger
Oh shit.
oh shit
>tfw pens will pull the goalie soon
MY HEART
I can smell your noodle from here you dirty hewer
how do you explain the kings? checkmate atheist
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>what is ot
Nigga you dumb
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noice
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San Jose "spic nation" Sharks
Not enough time. Pens can't move the puck.
Game 6 happening
I guess they didn't choke away all those prime chances then
kill yourself
Murray tis gone soon lads
lets hope the snorks dont score an empty netter
SEVENS. GAME SEVEN
FUCK
end it
Don't Snork this up
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LEL keep cryin bitch penguins
THANK YOU PAVS
protest all ya want, ya losers
MEME MAGIC
Fuck you shittsburgh, you suck
>pongs
GAME OVER YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU SHITSBURGH BTFO
ITS OGRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)#()@*&%(@*$#&%(@*$&%(@*$&%@(*$&%@()$&$
Ain't over yet