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hey i wanted to make the new thread
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>button down collars
alri Gazza, how is managing the call centre going?
You need to be quicker. Need to stop these Aussie wankers tarnishing the /brit/ brand.
>2016
>still viewing TV
>no VR waifu
loser
this does not slip now
just realised from taking a walk and constantly peeping into people's houses I've become a voyeur recently
Wonder what the future holds for me haha
thinking
Pungent smells
They consummate my home
seen anything good?
its not actually me :^)
i know its actually an unironic reddit as fuck canadian haha
Keep dreaming about the ex-gf who I haven't seen or talked to for 3 years lads. NOT a good state of affairs at all desu
Having a real hard think
Button-down collar is objectively the cleaner look.
Big Pyrenees dog that looked lonely
Gook girl sleeping with her gook toddler, think he looked right at me haha was the moment I knew
I doubt anyone here actually thinks, screeches or howls
I'm off to bed. Knackered.
quite a nice shirt. w2c?
Tell her that Southern Australia has one of the highest rates of death by hypothermia in the world
You look like a fucking spastic wearing those.
did chuckle
>objectively the cleaner look.
Objectively, it's fucking runtish and there's nothing "clean" about that at all
all you need is a mustache and some sweets in that top pocket
i look like a fucking spastic regardless of what im wearing
*thinks*
hmm
*screech*
oh my
*howls*
Going to rock down to Electric Avenue
Paki shirts
jamal
>fucking paki. go back to india you fucking hindu camel riding motherfucker! white power!
reddit shirts
how to be a good /brit/poster:
>pretend to be schizophrenic
Anything going on lads?
Even in /brit/
When I see a (you)
I long for /brit/
having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
i'm having a good hard think about you
when i'm finished pooing i'm going to be doing
another poo because i like to poo desu
wanking atm, while im doing a poo
having a think about you while im doing a poo
i want to do a poo
having a wank oh yes im having a wank
i'll have a wank while im doing a poo
i'll have a think about you while im wanking and pooing
i'm really going to enjoy this wank
pooing, doing a poo, having a big think
wanking, pooing, having a think about you
it's wank and it is poo
steroids
>it is my firm belief that this particular form of shirt is the classiest option for a gentleman like myself
>now, which classy boutique should I use to educate my fellow man of this objective fact?
>ah yes, Hollister
Useless without the vocaroo
Middle aged manlet driving an SUV with massive tires just to make sure everyone knows you've got a small cock as well
Ah yes, America
who you quoting, poof
better luck next time sweetie :)
We think that's a shit idea
t. mum buy's his gear from ASDA's George™ every 6 months
going to the outback and while im there I am going to kill a camel with a spear
might be anytime in the next 6 months but will post pics when I do
thanks
Can see my breath in my room lads
i like to think the australian that would always flirt with the californian girl entered a relationship with her only for her to cuck him with a big black man
no one you idiot. get the gimmick right twatface.
you are not real
hollister is great
button down collars are runty though
Confusing schizophrenia with pretty much fictional multiple personality disorder
Not him but Hollister's SuperDry tier
>get a day off work
>no idea what to do
>invariably end up drinking, wanking and posting on /brit/
it really is no life is it
>america
Um, fuck off??
10°c outside here lad, won't see my breath for weeks
Think I might die from the heat
ahh yes, this unnecessarily dark, beach-hut themed room, staffed entirely by 15 year old girls is most definitely the kind of establishment that would house only the dressiest shirts for a sir such as myself
Girl sat down next to me on the tube wearing a muslim headscarf so I got up and moved away from her, then got called racist (since when is a religion a race?) even though I didn't say a word
Disgusting
This didn't happen, but it was funny
>Hollister is SuperDry tier
I'll concede that their logo is a bit garish and certainly fucks up the colour profile of a lot of their stuff. However it's too harsh to call them SuperDry tier. That shit is unwearable and literally smells of virginity.
calling an indian a camel rider just makes you look retarded
if you do something stupid expect to be called out on it you penis imbibing cock sheriff
called a lad who quite obviously was avoiding a muslim girl a racist lads
I want to lick a british girl's feet.
how much will it cost.?
You're lucky you didn't get arrested for a hate crime bruh
that was very racist of you user apologise to muslims!
>look at event guest list
>about 5 tinder matches
>girl that stood me up
>girl that I fucked it up badly with
ah yes, exactly who I wanted to see
want to do a tinder but I don't have any photos of myself
wearing shirts with t shirts under them is top tier runt
especially a cotton shirt when that ugly stitching like in that pic
>normie australian
ah yes, exactly who I wanted to see
>buying clothes in person in a shop
Alright grandad?
Excuse me while I try on my latest batch of gear delivered to my front door for no extra cost, complete with an easy-seal bag with pre-printed return address for free return if I don't like the items for any reason.
I'm a failed normie mate
doing a reciprication
>having to wash a shirt every time you wear it because it gets covered in your sweat and deo
Imagine being this dim. If you wear an undershirt you only need to wash the shirt after the collar starts to get grubby which takes 3 or 4 wears, easily.
Still don't understand how anyone over the age of 18 can wear something like Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, SuperDry or Jack wills 2bh
Ironically it's about as likely to be bought by someone's mum for them as Asda George
>asos
Hope you get something you actually like in your latest haul, Laura
inspired by this post I'm going to do some online clothes shopping
*surreptitiously loads up jacamo and sports direct*
a failed normie in australia is just a normie that can't surf very well haha nah never mind i will stop now
>caring about what other blokes wear
bent
When I used to live in Ottawa and took the bus (I live in an all white town now, thank Christ) I preferred sitting next to Arab Muslim looking people than Pakis. Arabs seem to douse themselves in perfume and cologne, but the Pakis always smelled awful.
>what are undershirts
striped t shirts don't belong under shirts like that pic
you'll have to wait until I upload the video x
>being able to tell the difference
'sheed
a really good new celebrity nsfw image/video really brightens my day
the maisie pictures from yesterday are a prime example of this
Aren't Pakis just Arabic Indians?
How are those new Asics tennis trainers your mum bought for you breaking in lad? They match OK with your flared blue denims?
>it's unironically well into december
>there's 3 weeks of 2016 left
>christmas is in 19 days
They're Asians hun :)
christmas is haram!!
>LEECHEROUS british culture
post
muslim indian but yeah essentially
Pakis are dark brown and wear turbans and have long beards.
Arabs are light brown and wear scarves and the men generally have well kept hair.
Pakis, Indians, Sikhs, Hindus whatever. They're all the same to me.
hope i dont get banned :x
>want a shirt
>go online
>buy one
>wait a three days
>it comes
>doesn't fit
>have to send it back
>send it back
>have to wait a few more days for the refund
>buy the correct size
>go into a shop
>look at shirts
>pick up multiple sizes
>go into the dressing room
>try them on and pick the one that fits best
>go home happy
Ah yes that brilliant online shopping
Have never had a female flirt with me AMA
that was me and that didn't happen, sorry to shatter your dreams
>those thick, manly arms
Gross