You wake up and evropa looks like this, wat do?

You wake up and evropa looks like this, wat do?

>tfw irish

tfw I live above Anchorage

You wake up and evropa looks like this, wat do?

>Pyongyangtugal

>tfw Calgary latitude but Anchorage annual sunshine

>location of Arkhangelsk still visible on the map
>move it to Iceland nevertheless

Pretend to be muslim and go buy new underage girlfriend.

>Volgograd
But Paris is already Stalingrad

But istanbul isn't a capital

>Chicago
so nothing changed?

Drown myself in Vodka to forget how corrupt my country is

Try to figure out what a Magadan is.

> Quebec

Well at least we already know French in Switzerland.

>Istanbul

you mean Constantinople

Cyka

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décalisser la yeule, calice

>capital of Kazakhstan
eh can't be worse than london

Увaжaйтe, пoжaлyйcтa,

je suis désolé

>Switch Oslo with another European city

>more russians
Business as usual.

>democratic people's republic of portugal

praise genghis khan :DDD

groovy, I don't even need LSD anymore

West Iberia Best Iberia