You wake up and evropa looks like this, wat do?

You wake up and evropa looks like this, wat do?

>tfw irish

tfw I live above Anchorage

You wake up and evropa looks like this, wat do?

>Pyongyangtugal

>tfw Calgary latitude but Anchorage annual sunshine

>location of Arkhangelsk still visible on the map
>move it to Iceland nevertheless

Pretend to be muslim and go buy new underage girlfriend.

>Volgograd
But Paris is already Stalingrad

But istanbul isn't a capital