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The Complete and Total Emasculation of the Barbarous American State by the Heroic Men of the British Army edition

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hi

There is literally nothing wrong with having the occasional KFC and I will not let you make me feel guilty for doing so.

janitor

this so much

that meme is long dead mate. try and keep up.

ah yes the so called /brit/ general

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nice try, janny

my life is a joke

Reminder that Devon spends his days bossing around teenagers at his day job as the manager of the Tiverton branch of McDonalds and then comes home and relaxes by bossing around teenagers as the janitor of Sup Forums.

>tfw it has now been more than two years since I've shitposted from the york uni library beanbags

>it's another /fit/ invasion and consequent argument about height

it is cute

you're broke, your love life's DOA

REEEE

hahahahahahahaahahaha!

haha why

haha man up you pathetic cunt
*flicks your ear*

all true except i dont live in tiverton

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>watching crystal Maze
>that lightbulb moment where they realise how to solve the really easy puzzle
>only 35 seconds left
>fail
>if they'd worked it out 6 seconds earlier they'd have gotten the crystal
>that identical look of embarrassment and autistic self-loathing they all get

Love it.

How do you spend your days?

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>argument about height
What argument is there to be had? If you're a manlet (under 6'1) you got dealt the short straw and will have to compensate in other ways. Don't see where there's a debate.

shitposting from a certain uni's halls rn
not going to doxx myself by posting which uni

POST HEIGHTS, WEIGHTS, AND LIFTS ITT

>york uni library beanbags
i've seen this so many times but i wasn't there at the height of the gimmick so i still don't quite get it
did people actually meet up there?

Change it then. Take matters into your own hands.

Fetti was geht

t. manlet

>under 6'1

surely you mean 6'4, right? user?

you're not a manlet, right?

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eating some honey soy and chicken chips lads

haha moment of silence for aussie who has been truly BTFO

6'3
100kg
stronger than the average lad but not strong at all by /fit/ standards

all sorts really

>its important how long your skeleton grows

5'7 145KG 8% BF
DL: 100KG
BP: 60KG
OHP: 70KG

>my manager sent out an email and quoted eminem in it

why

is he trying to appeal to the youngsters or something

does he not understand that everyone there is working purely for beer money

She's so qt

fuck off murderer

businss idea: /brit/ discord

v. standard vague answer

I LIKE IT

liquorice allsorts
lick o'rish
you like irish men

MAGNIFICENT edition

What's a skeleton?

what sort of answer were you expecting lol
i do desu x

yes as its an indicator of how inferior your genes are as well as how shite your parents are as height isn't determined by genetics alone.

fuck off

skype group is gayshit, same with all non-thread shit

reddit flags should be executed

bloody hell

you're better off not knowing

what kind of job you have

I'd NEVER want to be with a guy or even be friends with a guy who's been to prostitutes.

think the blood would put out the fire lad

I live 50km away from there

i'm 5'1 lads

DATZ NOT LIBEHTARIAN GAREH

facts

post vagina

Admin

5'11" 80kg
SQ: 135kg B: 95kg DL: 185kg

DELET THIS

>be beanpole dork
>have nothing to brag about
>bully people shorter than you

i have a penis unfortunately

bet you hate it

Height: 6'4"
Weight: Like a brick shithouse
Lifts: ur mum

he's a new reddit flagger, they always get excited and post retarded shit

Member of the janitorial team for a well-known online image board

what size?

i'm 5'8 and my brother is 6'2 so it's not genetics or parenting.

>I'd NEVER want to be with a guy or even be friends with a guy who's been to prostitutes

yes and you little runts will sit there and take it

it's about 3" now

>5'9
>66kg
don't do any weight lifting but I can pick up my gf.

I don't actually :c

hehe

>people taking Kyle Bosman seriously
autism

Top tier post

blimey

>i'm 5'8

Feel like you're taking the piss out of me very subtly?

FORF

(fuck off reddit flagger)

6'2
67kg
don't lift

correct

Jeez you got a big minge. Jeez you got a big minge.

Why? :/

someone wank me off RIGHT NOW

>BP: 60KG
>OHP: 70KG
hm

idk just being myself

s-sorry?

ITT: We pretend to be Stephen Fry

I'll start

Waaaaaa I'm so depressed I'm going to kill myself not really lol look at me ahohohoho I'm depressed

okay user :3

stroke that cock for me

>minge
FOL

will smash both of your heads in

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me right now

hmm

>l-l-l-lanklets!
>at least I lift!
have you seen manlet "bodybuilders"? they look like literal jokes. all it does is draw attention to their lack of stature. 90% of girls would go for a 6'2 guy who has never set foot in a gym in his life over a 5'10 manlet who thinks he's shredded

>ITT: We pretend to be Stephen Fry
>I'll start
>Waaaaaa I'm so depressed I'm going to kill myself not really lol look at me ahohohoho I'm depressed

looking forward to talking to cheshire in the /brit/ discord voice channel

making an arrangement