Sup Forums, I have a story to tell. The story of FuckDog.
>Be me >Have GF, easily a 9, we get in a stupid argument and "separate" for a little while so she can fuck Tyrone >Would be angry at her but I just want the pusspuss >She works at subway, so I come in every day and order a footlong >Special emphasis on "footlong" >Maybe she will want my dick again >She complains to her manager, claims that I tried to "assault her." >Manager is a bluepilled faggot, kicks me out without any evidence >Not allowed back in
>Walk home because I spent all of my bus money on sandwich to impress ex-gf >On the way home, I see this dog >Maybe a shepherd mix or something, I don't know >No collar or anything, must be a stray >He starts following me >"Alright, I'll take him home and put up an ad on Craigslist so his owners can find him. No big deal." >Get home >Dog comes inside and jumps on shitty old couch >Too tired to tell him to get off >Take hot shower to try and calm down >When I come out, naked (I live alone), dog's waiting for me
>Alright, that's fine, dogs have no boundaries >Dog tries to lick my dick nope.png >Push him away, shout at him a bit, go to bed >Tired from walking all day in the harsh fucking sun, easy to fall asleep >Have wet dream >Fucking GF at an island resort, she's a 10 in the dream >Perfect as hell, she renounces Tyrone >Life is good >Wake up next morning >Feel something warm around my dick >Look down >The dog is sucking me off >Muzzle around my dick, licking at it. Feels fucking amazing. >This dog is clearly experienced >MFW From that point onwards, I call him FuckDog. >Let him finish because it feels fucking amazing >Blow load all over his furry face >FuckDog licks it up. >FuckDog is a good boy >FuckDog won't ever leave for Tyrone >Decide that FuckDog is my new GF >Kinda illegal, but nobody has to know. >Only FuckDog has to know >This continues for a while >GF gets tired of waiting, apologizes for harsh behavior >Turns out she's not seeing Tyrone >Too bad, I have FuckDog now >Constantly brush her off, say that "we can go on a date later" and that "I'm busy" (lol) >She believes me >She's not as smart as FuckDog
(continued)
Benjamin Anderson
All right then
Lucas Cruz
>GF getting more and more desperate >Constantly giving ultimatums, threatening to hurt herself >She never follows through >She's not honest like FuckDog >Never tell her that I'm seeing someone else >Enjoy toying with her
>Eventually I started having dreams about RuckDog having a humanoid body (inb4 hurr durr furfag) >Makes fucking him even better when I close eyes and picture anthropomorphic FuckDog >FuckDog dreams replace GF dreams
>During this time, graduate to sticking it in FuckDog's pooper >FuckDog isn't an anal virgin >FuckDog has been a fuck-dog for a while >That's okay >FuckDog takes it pretty well, treats it like a normal thing >One day, while fucking dog, GF calls >Dog feels so good >Judgement impaired by impending orgasm >Tell her that sure I'll go out on a date >It'd be nice to dump her in person once and for all >This charade has gone on long enough, FuckDog >Hang up, cum inside FuckDog >Judgement returns to me >Realize that I made plans with ex-GF >Consider just not showing up >No, I have to be brave Not for my sake, but for FuckDog's sake.
Christian Gray
please, go on
Isaac James
Moar
Bentley Cruz
Even though this story is fake. I want to know how the gf gets let down
>Go to date with ex-GF, bring along FuckDog >At some cafe, populated by hipsters >Name is in Italian, called "Benghazzi" or something stupid like that Whatever, doesn't matter >Find her >She's put on fucktons of makeup, but you can still see bags under her eyes >She's gained at least 10 pounds >Clothes disheveled >This is gonna be good >Sit down at table with her >She's clearly holding back tears >Makes a few idle comments about FuckDog being cute or whatever >You have no idea >Decide to wait to drop the bomb until after meal >Waiter comes up >He's a college friend, buddies with GF and I >Know that he'll still side with me, though >This is friendly territory >Calm down, order overpriced hippie sandwich that's not filling at all >GF tries to talk romance >"Not until after the meal." >She looks saddened, but doesn't dare speak back >We finish our sandwiches >"So, user, about us..." >Waiter comes back with the bill >Too beta to tell GF about FuckDog directly, so I'll do it with waiterbro instead >Waiterbro is a massive furfag, so he won't disagree with FuckDog >"Hey, waiterbro, wanna come over to my place sometime?" >Waiterbro is straight >Tells me so >"What, you don't want to watch me fuck my dog?" >GF visibly unsettled, tells me to stop, it's drawing attention >Everyone in the restaurant is staring at me >Waiterbro realizes what's going on >Shit-eating grin on face >"Sure. I know that your dog has a really nice, uh, ass." >He's bullshitting, but it's true >FuckDog has the best ass >Noises of disgust coming from around us >GF clearly thinks this is still a joke >Pull down pants >Stick dick in FuckDog right there >Waiterbro starts laughing at GF >She's crying, now >Runs out of restaurant >I pull out of FuckDog, pull pants back up >Waiterbro tries to calm the crowd down cont'd
Ethan Mitchell
Yeah, ok, bullshit.
Tyler Foster
Probabbly fake but a funny story nonetheless
Eli Myers
That's not even believable any more, but I lol'd
Angel Harris
Obvious lies but continue
John Mitchell
>Want to finish with FuckDog, but everyone's angry >Waiterbro telling everyone that was just a performance, I didn't actually fuck the dog >Run out with FuckDog >Nobody follows God bless you, waiter. You deserve a FuckDog of your own. >Manage to get home unnoticed >Turn on TV >Check local news site >No news of the FuckDog incident >Nobody in the cafe reported >What the fuck did waiterbro do to calm them down >After I finish with FuckDog that night, pray for waiterbro >Only god can help him now >A few days pass >Can't get in contact with waiterbro >Like he dropped off the face of the earth >I'll never forget his sacrifice >He died that I may fuck my dog >Let FuckDog out that night >He never goes far, so it's okay >A few hours later, about to go to bed >Realize that I still haven't let FuckDog back in >Open back door >Call for FuckDog >He doesn't come >Go out back >Can't find FuckDog No no no no no no no no no >Check below fences >Nowhere where FuckDog could've dug out >Vanished without a trace >Crying, now >Sobbing, can barely breathe >That's when I remember >Ex-GF knows where I live >Ex-GF is probably jealous of FuckDog You can fuck with a man, but you can't fuck with his FuckDog. (cont'd)
Caleb Walker
...
Nathan Morgan
>he died that i may fuck my dog fucking lost
Charles Anderson
>Briefly consider calling the police >But I've been fucking the dog >That's probably a bad idea >Decide that I'll deal with her myself >No waiterbro to cover for me this time, but I have to do it for FuckDog >Walk to GF's house >It's only a few blocks away >FuckDog is within my reach >Climb fence to get into tiny backyard >She never locks the backdoor because she's fucking stupid >Slide it open, trying to be careful >Only thing I have is a carving knife >Maybe this wasn't the greatest idea >Hear a wet noise coming from somewhere upstairs >"Is that..." >Rush upstairs when I hear FuckDog howling >Screw safety, I have to save my dog >It's coming from GF's room >Open door >She's on all fours >FuckDog is fucking her >She doesn't even notice me enter >Drop knife >FuckDog is alright >FuckDog is okay >Consider attacking ex, but she has embraced FuckDog fully >All is forgiven >Come up behind FuckDog >Stick it in his pooper >Things are alright (cont'd)
Noah Perez
This is literally man's best friend with benefits you fucking faggot
Juan Garcia
No way dude
Keep on writing anyways, it's entertaining and i feel not so well atm
Tyler James
Holy fuck my sides
Gavin Thompson
After that, my ex-GF and I got back together- not because of any mutual attraction, but because we both wanted FuckDog. I didn't want to share, but, you know, he just seemed so happy mounting her. And he's a good boy, I think he deserves that much. Still haven't heard from waiterbro, which pretty much confirms that he's dead or in hiding, but I silently thank him every day. He covered for me, and now I'm in a polyamorous relationship with a needy cunt and a dog. Life is good, Sup Forums. So remember, every time you see a friendly dog at the pound, you, too, could have your very own FuckDog.
>MFW furries will fap to this
John Murphy
we r witnessing the birth of a new green text masterpiece
Colton Butler
That we truly are. Someone needs to archive this shit
Ian Foster
It is literally a furry comic rewritten as greentext, you immense faggot
Joseph Gomez
Post comic
Austin James
>Any more
What part of being sucked off by a dog was believable?
Eli Jackson
What in sweet mohammeds name is wrong with those niggers?
Easton Torres
The cutesy exterior of furry "art" is a thin veil for the madness within.