Sup Forums, I have a story to tell. The story of FuckDog

Sup Forums, I have a story to tell. The story of FuckDog.

>Be me
>Have GF, easily a 9, we get in a stupid argument and "separate" for a little while so she can fuck Tyrone
>Would be angry at her but I just want the pusspuss
>She works at subway, so I come in every day and order a footlong
>Special emphasis on "footlong"
>Maybe she will want my dick again
>She complains to her manager, claims that I tried to "assault her."
>Manager is a bluepilled faggot, kicks me out without any evidence
>Not allowed back in

>Walk home because I spent all of my bus money on sandwich to impress ex-gf
>On the way home, I see this dog
>Maybe a shepherd mix or something, I don't know
>No collar or anything, must be a stray
>He starts following me
>"Alright, I'll take him home and put up an ad on Craigslist so his owners can find him. No big deal."
>Get home
>Dog comes inside and jumps on shitty old couch
>Too tired to tell him to get off
>Take hot shower to try and calm down
>When I come out, naked (I live alone), dog's waiting for me

(con'td)

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>Alright, that's fine, dogs have no boundaries
>Dog tries to lick my dick
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>Push him away, shout at him a bit, go to bed
>Tired from walking all day in the harsh fucking sun, easy to fall asleep
>Have wet dream
>Fucking GF at an island resort, she's a 10 in the dream
>Perfect as hell, she renounces Tyrone
>Life is good
>Wake up next morning
>Feel something warm around my dick
>Look down
>The dog is sucking me off
>Muzzle around my dick, licking at it. Feels fucking amazing.
>This dog is clearly experienced
>MFW
From that point onwards, I call him FuckDog.
>Let him finish because it feels fucking amazing
>Blow load all over his furry face
>FuckDog licks it up.
>FuckDog is a good boy
>FuckDog won't ever leave for Tyrone
>Decide that FuckDog is my new GF
>Kinda illegal, but nobody has to know.
>Only FuckDog has to know
>This continues for a while
>GF gets tired of waiting, apologizes for harsh behavior
>Turns out she's not seeing Tyrone
>Too bad, I have FuckDog now
>Constantly brush her off, say that "we can go on a date later" and that "I'm busy" (lol)
>She believes me
>She's not as smart as FuckDog

(continued)

All right then

>GF getting more and more desperate
>Constantly giving ultimatums, threatening to hurt herself
>She never follows through
>She's not honest like FuckDog
>Never tell her that I'm seeing someone else
>Enjoy toying with her

>Eventually I started having dreams about RuckDog having a humanoid body (inb4 hurr durr furfag)
>Makes fucking him even better when I close eyes and picture anthropomorphic FuckDog
>FuckDog dreams replace GF dreams

>During this time, graduate to sticking it in FuckDog's pooper
>FuckDog isn't an anal virgin
>FuckDog has been a fuck-dog for a while
>That's okay
>FuckDog takes it pretty well, treats it like a normal thing
>One day, while fucking dog, GF calls
>Dog feels so good
>Judgement impaired by impending orgasm
>Tell her that sure I'll go out on a date
>It'd be nice to dump her in person once and for all
>This charade has gone on long enough, FuckDog
>Hang up, cum inside FuckDog
>Judgement returns to me
>Realize that I made plans with ex-GF
>Consider just not showing up
>No, I have to be brave
Not for my sake, but for FuckDog's sake.

please, go on

Moar

Even though this story is fake. I want to know how the gf gets let down

I think this is based off a fur fag comic

Op better be typing

Double doubles demand a conclusion

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Kys furfaggot

Kys skyler

Trips

Kys Walter Jr.

Nice trips btw, where'd you stole them?

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*FuckDog, not RuckDog. Shit.

>Go to date with ex-GF, bring along FuckDog
>At some cafe, populated by hipsters
>Name is in Italian, called "Benghazzi" or something stupid like that
Whatever, doesn't matter
>Find her
>She's put on fucktons of makeup, but you can still see bags under her eyes
>She's gained at least 10 pounds
>Clothes disheveled
>This is gonna be good
>Sit down at table with her
>She's clearly holding back tears
>Makes a few idle comments about FuckDog being cute or whatever
>You have no idea
>Decide to wait to drop the bomb until after meal
>Waiter comes up
>He's a college friend, buddies with GF and I
>Know that he'll still side with me, though
>This is friendly territory
>Calm down, order overpriced hippie sandwich that's not filling at all
>GF tries to talk romance
>"Not until after the meal."
>She looks saddened, but doesn't dare speak back
>We finish our sandwiches
>"So, user, about us..."
>Waiter comes back with the bill
>Too beta to tell GF about FuckDog directly, so I'll do it with waiterbro instead
>Waiterbro is a massive furfag, so he won't disagree with FuckDog
>"Hey, waiterbro, wanna come over to my place sometime?"
>Waiterbro is straight
>Tells me so
>"What, you don't want to watch me fuck my dog?"
>GF visibly unsettled, tells me to stop, it's drawing attention
>Everyone in the restaurant is staring at me
>Waiterbro realizes what's going on
>Shit-eating grin on face
>"Sure. I know that your dog has a really nice, uh, ass."
>He's bullshitting, but it's true
>FuckDog has the best ass
>Noises of disgust coming from around us
>GF clearly thinks this is still a joke
>Pull down pants
>Stick dick in FuckDog right there
>Waiterbro starts laughing at GF
>She's crying, now
>Runs out of restaurant
>I pull out of FuckDog, pull pants back up
>Waiterbro tries to calm the crowd down
cont'd

Yeah, ok, bullshit.

Probabbly fake but a funny story nonetheless

That's not even believable any more, but I lol'd

Obvious lies but continue

>Want to finish with FuckDog, but everyone's angry
>Waiterbro telling everyone that was just a performance, I didn't actually fuck the dog
>Run out with FuckDog
>Nobody follows
God bless you, waiter. You deserve a FuckDog of your own.
>Manage to get home unnoticed
>Turn on TV
>Check local news site
>No news of the FuckDog incident
>Nobody in the cafe reported
>What the fuck did waiterbro do to calm them down
>After I finish with FuckDog that night, pray for waiterbro
>Only god can help him now
>A few days pass
>Can't get in contact with waiterbro
>Like he dropped off the face of the earth
>I'll never forget his sacrifice
>He died that I may fuck my dog
>Let FuckDog out that night
>He never goes far, so it's okay
>A few hours later, about to go to bed
>Realize that I still haven't let FuckDog back in
>Open back door
>Call for FuckDog
>He doesn't come
>Go out back
>Can't find FuckDog
No no no no no no no no no
>Check below fences
>Nowhere where FuckDog could've dug out
>Vanished without a trace
>Crying, now
>Sobbing, can barely breathe
>That's when I remember
>Ex-GF knows where I live
>Ex-GF is probably jealous of FuckDog
You can fuck with a man, but you can't fuck with his FuckDog.
(cont'd)

...

>he died that i may fuck my dog
fucking lost

>Briefly consider calling the police
>But I've been fucking the dog
>That's probably a bad idea
>Decide that I'll deal with her myself
>No waiterbro to cover for me this time, but I have to do it for FuckDog
>Walk to GF's house
>It's only a few blocks away
>FuckDog is within my reach
>Climb fence to get into tiny backyard
>She never locks the backdoor because she's fucking stupid
>Slide it open, trying to be careful
>Only thing I have is a carving knife
>Maybe this wasn't the greatest idea
>Hear a wet noise coming from somewhere upstairs
>"Is that..."
>Rush upstairs when I hear FuckDog howling
>Screw safety, I have to save my dog
>It's coming from GF's room
>Open door
>She's on all fours
>FuckDog is fucking her
>She doesn't even notice me enter
>Drop knife
>FuckDog is alright
>FuckDog is okay
>Consider attacking ex, but she has embraced FuckDog fully
>All is forgiven
>Come up behind FuckDog
>Stick it in his pooper
>Things are alright
(cont'd)

This is literally man's best friend with benefits you fucking faggot

No way dude

Keep on writing anyways, it's entertaining and i feel not so well atm

Holy fuck my sides

After that, my ex-GF and I got back together- not because of any mutual attraction, but because we both wanted FuckDog. I didn't want to share, but, you know, he just seemed so happy mounting her. And he's a good boy, I think he deserves that much. Still haven't heard from waiterbro, which pretty much confirms that he's dead or in hiding, but I silently thank him every day. He covered for me, and now I'm in a polyamorous relationship with a needy cunt and a dog. Life is good, Sup Forums. So remember, every time you see a friendly dog at the pound, you, too, could have your very own FuckDog.

>MFW furries will fap to this

we r witnessing the birth of a new green text masterpiece

That we truly are. Someone needs to archive this shit

It is literally a furry comic rewritten as greentext, you immense faggot

Post comic

>Any more

What part of being sucked off by a dog was believable?

What in sweet mohammeds name is wrong with those niggers?

The cutesy exterior of furry "art" is a thin veil for the madness within.