What are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for?

bump

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That faggot to climb off my future waifu.

She's pretty damn hot. He must have a 12 inch dick and a bunch of money because she is wayyyyy out of his league

how the fuck do they get girls like that with ugly as fuck faces

look at the eyes, they must be related.....

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i'm much uglier than him tbh

Do brothers usually get half naked and climb on their sister's backs to take pics with them?

Dude looks like someone I know. His name is James. He's a douche. That girl would be dumb to see anything in him.

Incest is far more common than you think user.

>wheredoyouthinkyouare.mp4

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What the other user said, incest is actually very common. It could be happening down the street from you, for all you know.

So this is what Masha is up to, these days.

Can confirm this , me and my sister have 2 years between us and have fucked several times, we eventually put it down to look at serious relationships.

masha babko.... oh man..... she must be really scarred

This is def not anyone you know.
She is an ex russian cheese pissa star

Now, you have an obligation to give us a greentext story, user.

Also, this is now an incest thread.

OP needs to stay off ma$ter chan

I agree with this guy, don't hold out on us

greentext

those are normal looking people
go outside

JESUS

Jealous, cause you ain't gettin' none?

unspoken rule that you have to greentext now

Holly shit its Masha, how old is that pic?

and I thou my life was fucked up
I'll just keep my sanity by gtfo

Are you writing it now, status check pls

Keeping thread alive with a bump, so we can get greentext.

God damn it!

My first thought:
>She looks very familiar.

I've never been, I got that pic off Sup Forums tbh

>He's a douche. That girl would be dumb to see anything in him.

Spoken like a true gentleman. I tip my fedora to you, sir.

Beta faggot.

>be 19
>sister 17
>legal UK
>new years eve party
>dad allows sister to drink with us because fuck it party
>Tells me I have to watch her drinks though
>starts off with a little jack d and alot of coke
>bit more
>4 glasses later shes pissed
>back to straight drinks
>party goes on, people leave
>parents go upstairs because its like the 30th new years party theyve been to ... meh
>me and sister stay up and drink more
>eventually head upstairs
>she has trouble getting undressed
>asks me to help her
>okay.jpeg
>this leads to her asking me to stay with her cause shes scared of how she feels
>later told me it was a lie and was just horny as fuck and liked the way I smelled
>etc etc we fuck
>we have sex 1-2 times a week for almost 2 years.


your welcome.

.......And her body was never found.

is that demo

fake

>etc etc we fuck
>etc etc
If you're telling your story, don't be a faggot

Brendan?

weak

She also still gets a kick out of me cumming in her food, just a thing she likes, never did it to her in those 2 years till right at the end.

bullshit. you have sex 2 times a week with someone you've dated for 5 years. if you just started fucking someone that you live with at ages 17 and 19 you are going to fuck until your genitals are so raw you can't anymore

I didnt come here to give stories, we had sex just like any normal person would only difference is we were siblings, stop making massive fantasies.

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dated for 5 years, where the fuck did you get that from?

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you're massive faggot lier

>I didnt come here to give stories
Are you autistic.
What was the point in posting then.
> we had sex just like any normal person would only difference is we were siblings
>WERE
So your sister decided she wasn't related to you anymore after your small dick didn't satisfy her

fake and retarded

I am disappoint user. This was a pretty terrible and thought-up-on-the-spot story.

>be me, 16
>my sister is 14
>she's an early bloomer and takes after mom with her huge boobs
>one day I come from sports outside and am totally soaked in sweat
>head straight to shower
>barge in and my sister already in there.
>she sits naked on the toilet
>I look at her with eyes wide opened and can't control looking at her almost giant boobs.
>she notices and says 'close the door'
>before I can think I act
>'lock it'
>I do that too
>'take your pants off'
>booooiiiioooiiing.jpg
>'not bad'
>Suddenly she starts to fart. The stinkiest and loudest fart I've experienced in my life.
>I try to get out but my pants are around my ankles. I drop to the floor.
>She stands up and sits on my back.
>I feel something wet, warm and squishy
>The stink intensifies. Ohgodshesshittingonmyback
>try to shake her off. But only manage to smear shit all over myself, her and the place.
>I pass out.
>When I wake up I see only mom and her disgusted look at me. My sister is gone.

~fin~

Im not obligated to give you a fucking story, what are you 10 years old waiting for bedtime, fuck off. im out.

>had sex just like any normal person would
Virgin detected.

when did this thread turn into some faggot making up stories about this sister?
>masha in thread pic
>bad storyteller ruins it

ha

>Im not obligated to give you a fucking story
Nice b8 m8.

If this were a ylyl thread, I have lost.

sorry reality isnt as cracked up to be as your dreams faggots.

Step one : Find a girl with a fetish for obese people

U mad, kid? Shouldn't you be in school?

Shit! He must be out.

>Step one : Find a hot girl with a fetish for obese people
ftfy

>reality isnt as cracked up to be as your dreams

TL;DR, user posted his first wet dream

No I work for a living, night faggots.

lol that dude is my dopelganger

Ms. Mouse is in the house!

Next time, when you come in here to make user believe you, tell a better story.

omg lol

sam?

nope, joe

I didnt ask people to believe me, you faggots were crying for a story and I told you how it went, sorry it wasnt the groundbreaking shit you hoped it was.

lmfao

I call bullshit m8. At least make it somewhat believable

We all know social skills and money/power always beat looks when it comes to women.Some people are just ugly, socially retarded and poor and stand no chance.

Who is she?

i wanna see this couple fuck

Love me like you do.

whats with all these beautiful girls getting with ugly guys? jesus am i missing something?? There is Hope! Halleluja!

>We all know social skills and money/power always beat looks when it comes to women.

Someone is new and hasn't been to the catfish tinder threads. Social skills only matter to the point past not being autistic, which I know is impossible for most people here. Money only matters for used up sluts who want t settle down. Aside from the rare fetishist whores with problems in their brains, looks is all that matters to women.

Well maybe stupid fat sluts fall for looks, but most women wouldn't fall for a guy just based on his appearance.
And yeah, not being autistic helps but its impossible for some of us.

most women do fall for men with good looks. those are the women who hate men because they got pumped and dumped by an alpha

>most women wouldn't fall for a guy just based on his appearance.

I remember when I was 16 and still believed this

Yes, you just described fat stupid sluts.

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Ms. Mouse from Siberia

The bus i suppose.

omg lol. Mrs. now by the looks of it.

There's a lot of projection going on here.

Women look for money and social skills in their cucks, their caretakers. They want looks and bed skills from their bulls.

I'm guessing you're in the latter category?

you just know she took out a life insurance claim on him

Mr. and Mrs. Fatty McFatterson from Fatsville.

when you are above a certein threshold it becomes less important
what u wear, you wallet and your personality becomes more important after that theshold
i mean, i would take a 7 i get along with over a 10, but i wouldnt go for a fat fuck just because i get alone with her

I'm not in any category tbh

This isn't that surprising actually.
They look like high school kids, possibly just graduated? She's probably really bitchy, not the dumbest but deff not the smartest. Him, he was popular-ish, ran with the "bad boys" in town (gangsta wannabes) she'll dump him like a bag of bricks the second she gets to college/uni.

I wonder what the sex looks like...

do you think he fucked her asshole?

I usually fap at night OP

jesus how the fuck did she end up with that freaking froggy pizzaface

She's a feeder. That human barrel of lard signed his own death sentence when he hooked up with her

no way that dude's going out with her
they're friends

I would kidnap her
forever