My stomach hurts. ;_;

My stomach hurts. ;_;

What do people in your country do to soothe stomach aches?

We eat pepe

Depends on the way it hurts.

Our family remedy is to eat candied ginger

pls no

I don't know how to describe it. I had to make a big poop a while ago though.

That sounds nice and smart. Wish I had some.

SHART

Already tried that. It helped a bit, but not a whole lot.

Stop having a shit stomach.

chamomile tea or a glass of warm milk with a teas poon of honey

If it's shit related there are two paths.
Either you have diaria and you should only eat dry bread with nothing buttery or oily on it.
Or you are constipated and you should drink honey mixed with milk.
If it's neither you have to see a doctor. If it's not serious you could try putting something warm on your belly and stay in bed.

just drink some vodka, it'll kill all the microbes

worst case scenario, you're too drunk to care you've sharted

These sound comfy and effective. Thanks based Greece and Bulgaria.

For some reason even a sip of vodka makes me nauseous (compared to a bottle of anything else and I'm fine).

>soothe stomach aches
seppuku

yeah, it's a shit drink but it's effective

Alternatively, cook schnapps, then put some elderberries or plums into it for a couple of weeks.
Gotta wait for next autumn for that though

That's your solution to everything.
>videogame too hard
>seppuku
>boss need you to work on weekend
>seppuku
>korean move next door
>seppuku
>sepukku
>seppuku

Take a gaviscon

>google it
I don't think it's heartburn/acid reflux but thanks

What's bad about a korean moving next door

they drink hot drink (special tea or you can also drink warm water), and they eat rice cooked with more water than usual and over low heat for about 20 minutes i think (you can tste to know when it's done (don't cover)

drink coca cola

drink hot tea (earl grey is great for this) in small sips over time.

Stuff your face with food until you feel like you're going to shit. Then, take a shit. Now you've purged your system and no longer have a stomache ache.

You need a black charcoal tablet, works wonders

I thought that was for poison

we drink ginger ale or tea depending on the time of day/where you are located and have chicken noodle soup here