Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

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Shinoa claimed

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Demacia

I forgot to buy popcorn

Dio-sama...

Akiko claim

Guess I'll make that tuna pizza then huh?

kagami claimed and dead, how's everyone doin??

Best mage claimed~
>Off to play Overwatch

Rikka claimed.

Ayy.
Mooo mooo.
Nah I aint popular.
Hey bestbro, I'm good, haven't done anything special. How are you?
Hi.

Better be. Otherwise i'll come and steal an arm or two.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, set the world on fire
>I don't want to set the world on fire.

Obligatory claim.

Is Ruri okay? Deleted his message and he's offline, something up?

It's all good, man. Hope you enjoy your food.

Thanks, man. I'll give it a read, glad you're feeling better though.
>pats

Glad you're doing well, I don't really mind cheating. Depends on the subject.

I'm doing well, buddy. Thanks for asking, keeping it as smug as hand can get I suppose.

Doing well, adorable. Thanks for asking.

Hope your day has been going well.
>rattles

Yeah, it's been a bit slow but it's on the downswing now so I can't complain. Just relaxing right now, thanks for asking.

True, but still. I'd rather you be pre-occupied with something that makes you happy as compared to just sitting around feeling apathetic. Not the most fun state to be in, happy you're not depressed though.

>Im interested in so many things I would like to do that I can't pick one to do and end up sinking my free time here

Well shoot, just try and find something to do, alright?

Yeah, health conditions are a bitch. Need to go to the doctors soon to get something checked out myself, can't wait to join the club.

>Oh and just seeing you post here and be able to reply to everyone like that cheers me up, its amazing.
I'm just happy to see you here posting regardless of whether or not your attitude is, that's what is amazing. Happy you're able to hang out with us.

Well shit, hope it goes by quickly. Heh, drink plenty of coffee, friendo. Glad to see you here as well.

Spooky as can be.

>directing V.I.G.I.L and R.O.R.Y
Oh, I could never direct them. They're far superior to me.

im listening to Pork Soda and i just dont know... its bad but pretty good at the same time

Heading out /waifu/

Would love to stay all day, but I have errands to run. See ya.

Hey guys, get your (You)
Gonna post my story again since I enjoy butthurt user seems to enjoy it so much

Ayy... I can't do anything... I have too many things I want to do that I can't pick any and end up burning all my time here.
And im on a baking spree because baking threads was part of the dare.
Judging from that pic I guess you're a bit sleepy.

Miho claimed

Well shit. Rip.
>Rattles
It has. Except i'm procrastinating cleaning and going to the store, but that's just part of the fun, right?

Breast friend.

Pretty good.

?

>Usual claim
>End my suffering
>Too much of a hassle
You clearly underestimate how desperate I am to be rid of these next few months.
>After 5 years of constant devotion and thousands of matches later, these things happen

It sucks.

Hey kagami

I promise! Don't take my arms


Also, seems you set a nice fire there

I am starting to think that they are just fucking with you.

Bye user.

Well I gotta do something, see you later anons.

sup niggs

hotaru claim

i liked the story a lot actually! it gave me some more feels but im glad you're feeling better about it akiko!!!
fran!!! how's it goin???

Did you listen to My Name Is Mud or Tommy The Cat yet? If you havent try those next, some of my favorites. Best song is John The Fisherman though.

Hey Kagami, how have you been? Havent talked to you in a while.

Have fun my magical friend!

Cya Feenie

youtube.com/watch?v=8bzmOd8KP7c

it feels like forever since we have!!! im glad to see you again, how are thing going with you?!

is Dinosaur Jr. considered obscure?
i never hear anybody ever talk about them

ive listened to My Name Is Mud and I REALLY like that one but i havent listened to Tommy The Cat yet

lol
isn't this guy the saddest human around?
Just read his story!

That's all I can to- okay, I can do more. Have to learn how to mix seasonings or just use the mixed ones in the shops.
We're on Sup Forums everyone has some shit
>Pic related

I haven't done much either apart from running. I took a nap and I accidentally missed my French class this evening. Won't post a lot today, I don't feel like it.

Forget it, I was just fucking with you

i'd say so, i only know a couple of songs by them
>kagami

How am I talking to the ded?

It was A&P on nervous system and maybe some ms paint with a smug face should do lol

How you doing my dude?

Bye Mirai

Butthurt anons?

FUCK

Nothing personal, kiddo

you must be a priest shinoa!!!
>i knew it all along
how was school???

Dinner brb.

I need to think about all of the stuff I need or want to do and set priorities... maybe that would help me pick them up and actually start doing them.
>can't wait to join the club.
kek, you sure sound excited about it.

i think everybody knows Feel The Pain halfway because of Guitar Hero imo
i havent had enough time to get super into them but im still the only person i know that knows Dinosaur Jr.

Booby brother.
Ah alright, screw French anyway though.
I'm alright, not really doing anything right now, how are you?

Miaa calming down and getting use to you yet?

May as well try then

Kinda bleh, had a panic attack which is always fun.
I mostly just use prepared seasonings.

That pic made me feel a bit

If they are then that just means both sides can't stand each other. I try not to get in their line of sight anyway

>fishing fishing
>checked
Thanks Kagami, I don't usually post stuff like this but every now and then you just gotta vent I guess

>checked
>those feels, goddamn Chara
Of course everyone has some shit, this I know. I'm not trying to deny anyone else's problem's. Again, the main reason I compiled was because people who came after asked about it and I didn't want the support I got just 404.

Refer to
I just keep posting my story every thread to spite him/them

Nonsense.

That does not coincide with my findings. I'll submit a request to engineering for a maintenance check. Perhaps that data has been corrupted, though I detect no errors.

Yeah, dubs only show up when i give a negative result of getting them. Damn thing knows. Oh well.
Anyways, what caused the panic? Just the testing in general or something on the test or just poor timing?
If you don't mind me asking that is. If you do, feel free to tell me to fuck off.

HOW DARE YOjust kidding. What's up?

Yeah it does feel like forever, I have just been super busy and not able to keep convos that long cuz I have to run off and do something, so I am sorry if I have done that in the past. I am doing alright, just alot of work lately ya know haha, how have you been? Anything new?

Tommy The Cat is fun as fuck. Did you listen to Jerry Was A Race Car Driver?

...

wow U ARE A GENIUS!!!

>

Nope. I fed her yesterday and she tried to bite me afterwards.

Sorry...

shit you got one of the songs i know kek, you're right, nobody really talks about them....do they still make albums???

>you'll cowards dont even smoke crack

>the claw
How are you doing?

Yeah, I'm also using prepared seasoning. Is pretty nice. But I somehow want to be able to cook a wider variety of stuff.
>I'm not trying to deny anyone else's problem's.
I know! I just want the atte- I mean I just meant to say that everyone on Sup Forums has their own shit story.
>And I sincerely enjoy reading them.

claimed

Another lewd claim

i think but im not 100% sure

yes

Tommy The Cat is pretty groovy

Adolf Hitler claimed

>First game
>Play as D.Va
>Nuke my robot
>Kill entire enemy team
>didn't get play of the game
REEEEE-
>still was fun~

Any of you punks seeing captain America tonight?

Procrastinating cleaning? My negro, the store? What ya planning on getting?

Life's just a big bundle of fun, I tell ya.
>rattles happily

Mmmm, sounds good. I need a smug mug now that I think about it.

Hope you enjoy dinner, beautiful.

Yeah man, set a schedule or something to keep yourself more busy. Hope you'll figure something out.

>kek, you sure sound excited about it.
My hands do all of the excitement for me.

Prove it.

Heyo, Adolf. How's your day going?

oh its fine!!! don't be sorry....i've been doing okay, naw nothin new lol
we all do sometime....that's not good if you bottle it up!!
damn...are you okay now?? im sorry to hear that...

Allahu ackbar.

Did someone say a Dio lust claim?ΒΈ

Because I sure did

Doing great, at art that is.

Kagami~ what's up?

I lost a chess game in four moves.

Glorious Yukari

i've never seen k-on, is it worth?

sup hand

Mostly just testing in general. And I was stuck on a some problems and then it got bad when the ten minutes warning was called since I wasn't close to being done

Poor you!

I can understand that. Also the yoai story you sent me was adorable!
I'll be fine
Hey bun-bun

I lost one in 2 moves...

>Megumin

Had another dream about my waifu, this time she was mentioned by name and I interacted with her. I think i'm actually going crazy.

hey megumin!!!! i see overwatch is gettin pretty good lol, how was your day???
>obligatory megumin is the cutest claim!!!

Hello fluffy

Well, just because someone else got burned twice shouldn't mean your burn is less painful. It's not a contest about who's the most miserable. In the end it's just leverage to make the other person feel more shit about themselves and put yourself on a pedestal. I know everyone has problems, and everyone's problems are relevant. It's how we and others deal with those problems that make a difference. In this case (I've said it before and I'll say it again) I was really moved by all the support I got from everyone. As long as we have our bros I think we're all a bit better off, no?

What's up Adolf?

I'm pretty sure that it was three, but I felt more comfortable saying four.

i would say double dubs confirms it, but just stay safe...okay frankenberry???

Praise the mighty one!
Good. Learned about an anonymous painter called Banksy

Good. just waiting for overwatch to finish installing

Oh fuck em lol

Hello

Lel

I lost my wife and kids in two moves.

Not much, beautiful. You?

>smug hands

When he smacks that bass it gives me chills I love that line.

DUDE I did the same thing last night and I didnt get play of the game either!

I am glad that you are doing okay! Have you tried out overwatch yet? I know youre not into games that much, but did you at least try it? Its super fun!

Hallo Dere, I miss anything good?

I'm lurking now. Playing me some games

do you like slice of life animes? if so then yes.
do you like really pointless but cute shit happening half the time? if so then yes.

you might not like the music at first (i didnt) but i gave the music another shot a few days ago and realized some of it wasnt bad at all

Well it seems to be working because I keep getting salt from you

Yea, but you can't go around whining about everything all the time either. Hell, I did it once and look at all these salty reactions. Good thing the good ones outweigh the bad ones

I'm having a good time watching them take time and effort to react

The Four-Move-Mate, what a dick move on his part

I will, don't worry

Some drama
I could lose my virginity in one move, if you help

>filename related

I know! It was the best I've read so far. Really glad I found it.
Yeah! I'll always try to help and listen to you guys when you have a problem. I was actually a bit sad I wasn't here to support you at that time. Just know, that when you guys are nice to me I'll be nice to you too.

The queen got you too?
Yeah, it's pretty fun~ My day was ok, a tad boring. But at least I didn't get any briefs~
>obligatory Kagami is the cutest tho

>beautiful
ayy lmao muh self worth increased

i like light hearted cute anime, moe shit, so like if thats the same shit then ye

Oh, dio, I see you're still being Literal cancer. How's that going for you?

What kind of Drama?

Probably just some food stuffs and electrical tape to clean up some wiring. Nothing that fun nor important.
Though i'm out of Sriracha sauce. That IS important.

Ah bummer. Oh well.
Panic attacks sucks. I don't get them but my ex-fiance did. Always hard to predict and even harder to deal with.

>
Let's do a counter update
>
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 17
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 70
Dio mustaches things: 7
Rattles: 29
Burger: 2
Kagami x Magumin no u cuter: 5

I'm gonna take a nap.
Bye everyone.

meme

whaaaattt?? i thought eveyone knew, i like his stuff!
i haven't.... im not sure if im gonna like it lol
if you have a genuine reason to complain then i don't see anything wrong, that's how i see it anyways!!
im glad. how are you doing otherwise???
sigh....at least im done with those until im out now....i thought you would be playing overwatch like crazy lol
>megumin is the cutest, believe me

Well I have 170 picture of anime girls with moustaches drawn on mspaint, while most of them have a possibly scandalous red mark on their neck and a few have "DIO" written somewhere on their exposed body.

So I'd say it's going pretty great for me.

nap well galko
>kagami

Night night, sleep tite.

Hello miss Nishizumi

I am still the greatest artist there is.

im glad im giving Primus a shot kek
all of what ive listened to so far is really groovy

youtube.com/watch?v=YYjP1NIbHEQ
this is some of the type of shit that happens

Last night when I was playing I used 76's ult to get 5 kills, my best friend he used his ult at the same time killing the same 5 people and he stole the play from me. I was so irritated by that!

I mean youre never gonna know until you try! Its super fun! Alot of characters and it feels fresh every game!

Nice

Varying things
Tell me about it


Go get that siracha sauce!

Have fun!
Just trying to relax, you?

>flustered hands

Up to anything right now, buddy?
>pats

Mmm, that sounds busy. Hope you don't get shocked.
>out of Sriracha sauce
Better get some more, that stuff is great.

Goodnight, Gold. Sleep warm and well.