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i am pedo

I've used both my stepmother's and my mother's dildos. Ive also cded in my stepmother's clothes and i will be doing those things this weekend as ill be alone in the house.

I found the secret of the succ

carefull Sup Forums know that sometimes the cia uses Sup Forums to make these posts to get evidence

i have cancer but no one in my family knows.

The dildo and buttlplugs I "bought" for my girlfriend I have actually owned for years and used them on all the time.

I'm trying to fuck my friends wife.

My GF came out to me about a month ago that her parents are fugitives and that she's a year older than her passport and from Taiwan not China.

Turns out her Dad as a part of a corrupt government embezzled around 10 million USD equivalent and when the scandal got out, he fled to China for asylum in exchange for government secrets and that's the reason why she has moved countries so many times.

Sure enough, she tells me Google this name in Chinese and it comes up with articles and a picture of her Dad, 20 years younger with last known whereabouts in Canada.

AFAIK they still have the money but they can only launder they money out in small amounts.

post pics of friends wife

i have an incest fetish and dont know if i should tell my sister or not

She'll probably never look at you the same way again afterwards. Do it kek

JUST DO IT!

I was on the verge of having a stroke multiple days last week and yesterday.
This is a weird story... Im allergic to a fuckton of stuff, therefore im taking both meds everyday and vaccines every couple of weeks. Since ive gotten more immune to some of my former allergies ive gotten some new meds. They fucked me up, i went days without being able to sleep and even when i got some hours and pretty much had as much of a coffeine intake as an oxygen intake, i found it becomming harder and harder to focus on anything. I stopped using them after last friday, because i was terrified. I kept forgetting what i was doing, i even lost as much as 10 and 15 minutes at a time. When i think back, pretty much the whole day is gone from my head, totally wiped.
As i was getting my vaccine yesterday i mentioned this. I had taken a pill just before i got there because i have to so i dont get too fucked up from the injections. When she was finished filling my arm up with shit my body cant tolerate she told me to stay put as she went to get another nurse. When she came back she was joined by another nurse. They told me to lose my shirt and lay down on the "bed" (idk what the fuck to call it) next to the chair i was sitting in
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Sadly they hooked me up to a machine to monitor my heart. I counted to nine cables from my chest, arms and legs, i might be wrong as my head was all fuzzy thanks to the pill.
After a while they told me to sit with the other patiens as they examined the results.
Turns out i have a rare condition that causes my heartrythm to weird out. Most people who have it dont even notice it. The pills makes this worse, which causes my pulse to get way too slow. In other words, my brain was running low on oxygen, my whole body was running low on oxygen. They tried to tell me how serious this was without scaring me all too much. I ended up scaring my dad more when i told him later than they scared me at the time.

I have a huge Youtube channel where I pose as a conservative, christian metalhead who teaches music.

However my channel is actually an experiment on how far can I trick conservatives before they realize the truth.

how about if someone rolls a 69 on this i will tonight when she gets home from work

Continuing...
I ended up asking them how bad it was, keeping in mind that i lost time and shit. They told me that it was bad, so bad in fact that it was weird i didnt suffer from any injuries
>inb4 autism
So here i am... Being told that the reason i have been feeling like shit is that i could very well have had a stroke and been put in a hospital bed or even worse...
Im still not able to believe that it was that bad, but go figure!

I never did tell the whole secret thing did i... I havent told anyone, but my closest friends and my father. I guess it doesnt count as a huge secret then... But hey, i kept if from my mother so that she wouldnt get upset.

My gf bought a suction cup dildo because of her fantasy of being fucked in multiple holes at the same time. Has me spitroast her with the dildo doggy style and facefuck her with it during missionary. She also denies ever wanting to see another dick that isn't mine and was a virgin when we first got together. It's kind of hot but I'm worried what it will lead to.

I post pro Trump and Hillary threads on Sup Forums and watch retards fight for hours

I once had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

i sniffed my exchange students panties so many times i feel horrible

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Hey Gary!

Do that you, my friend

That I'm trans ^-^

My boyfriend says I made him believe in love and he's never felt this way about anyone before.

I don't love him.

I don't think I can ever love again after my ex fiance tied me up and raped me for admitting I'd developed feelings for the current guy. I mean I don't feel guilty -- considering what he was willing to do, is it any wonder I looked elsewhere for affection?

But I feel like I'm using my current bf even though I'm totally loyal to him and really do intend to keep doing the work I need to in order to make things work with him. He keeps my head on straight and tells me it's OK that I need time to heal from the recent past.

But I know for a fucking fact that I don't love him the way I loved my ex when our relationship was still this new. I don't feel all ooey-gooey. I feel committed, I feel a ton of respect for him, but I don't feel.... infatuated?

That's a sticky situation there, friend

Are you my ex from the past? This is almost exactly what she told her bestfriend, which she leaked to me just after it...

You should speak to a professional about this

Yeah, I'm in the process of getting psychiatric care.

I once raped a jack russell terrier with a candlestick. It fills me with-

Same :(

Fetish all the way

i used to spy on my step mom and step sisters when they got out of the shower. i wouldn't be bothered by this at all if one of my stepsisters weren't five years younger than me. i'm almost 21 now and feel so shitty for that

I hope things work out for you, user. Why haven't talked about your feelings with the new BF? It might damage the relationship in the long run if you can't communicate openly and honestly about the important stuff.

I orchestrated a coup d'etat on my country using a very popular app, and no one even has the slightest idea that I even exist.

...

Ive been in a relationship for 4 years, ive felt nothing for her the past 3

I've always had a really strong sexual attraction to my younger aunt.
I use to suck on her toes and rub her nipples when she was sleeping. I don't know if she ever found out or not, but I don't know how I'd confront her about it.

I'm really trying to convince my boyfriend to do a webcam thing with me but he is just too shy, and I really want to post some of our pictures on here, but he has them all. Is it wrong to really get off to random people seeing me like that?

I'm a loser but i pretend to be cool

...

I work for the NSA

I am a newfag.

I actually have told him. He says things like "do you really love me?" or "I think you don't love me" and I flat-out say "I don't think I'm capable of love like you are". But he switches into support mode immediately and assures me I do love him and I will recover, so it doesn't accomplish much.

I'm getting tired of faking proper affection. He needs a lot of reassurance now (probably because he knows I don't love him) and it's just a fucking mess.

my natural inclination right now is to type "but I love him". I DO love him. I'd be fucking wrecked if he left me, and not because I'm dependent on him. I'm working hard to be independent and competent and NOT being dependent on him is actually part of the "I don't love him properly" feeling. He's phenomenal in so many ways. I just don't feel that blind teenage infatuation adoration----- woah

Is this just what love feels like as a twenty-something? Serious?

You should kill yourself.

I've been lying to the people close to me for months now. They think that I've beaten my depression. I haven't.

Do guys really worry about that??? I bought a suction cup dildo and I have my boyfriend do the same to me, and I have zero interest in other guys. You don't need to worry unless your girl is a bitch with you. :3

Assuming your not just a lying faggot. How did you react, I'm assuming you're still dating her

I've been dressing up and been my best friend's secret cocksucker for almost a year now...
I feel fucking ashamed afterward and its getting out of control but somehow i'm always going back for more.

Tits or gtfo

Who hasn't

i am a psychopath and i am secretly planning the demise for my school,everytime someone is not polite or respectful towards me i strike a tally under their name and wait until i have filled my quota then i will kill. i will murder everyone i hate with no regard. sometimes my targets are lucky and move away and avoid my wrath but it only exerts my hatred in a more concentrated form towards to current people i have noted. i am cold and callous with no regard for human feelings

I used to date my best friend, broke it off because it was too 'friendy' but we still fuck, even 3 years later. she has a bf who doesn't know. Wat do?

Um, I'd rather not, not without his consent, but I'm sure I can prove some other way I am indeed a human with a vagina. (Rare creatures on this site, right?)

I blast other guys shit stains with my piss on public toilets. dunno why. holding breath while doing this though.

That sure is a fancy way to say I'm a faggot

here are mine

You should probably stop. :|

I don't think you would like it very much if you were in her bf's position and she was fucking around on you.

Bro, my wife bought me a strap on for me to wear so I can fuck her pussy and ass simultaneously. Been going on for years and she's been more loyal than ever. Just cuz she's trying crazier shit with you doesn't mean she's gonna be that crazy with anyone else. As long as you do satisfy her though, or else she will

69 get

you must be very brave to think a nine digit number keeps you safe. i but you are some morbidly obese liberal cuck who holds their body pillow while some token black dude fucks it

Think I'm headed that way.
What's your story?

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>Implying Taiwan is not itself part of China...

Do your homework.

If she really did feed you that line, she's just fucking with you.

>#Fuck&Chuck'er

You were just curious

Either or

I exchanged a bunch of nudes and videos with my girlfriend's mom

Story?

Nigga just post something

ROLL

My younger sister came out to me as bisexual but she hasn't told our folks yet and i fear a bad reaction from my mother...

Everyone gives me a hard time for it. My family has accused me of being in denial or full of lies. My friends have all abandoned me. Strangers look at me in disgust. And I can't take it anymore. Sooner or later someone has to believe me when I say...

I can believe it's not butter

ROLL!

A lot of things started to make sense to me, how did they afford a big house in this nice area, close to the city with 3 cars? Both her parents work low wage entry level jobs because their English sucks. Her Dad is very smart though and has a master's in Economics and an MBA. Her Mum's Dad - was a General. So lots of things didn't add up.

My GF doesn't want anything to do with it and I can see why she didn't tell me until now, so aside from being shocked for a while, I'm fine with it.

Stand by her side and take the heat. She needs you right now.

Best friend's now wife tried to seduce me the entire time they were dating. "Accidently" sent me naked pictures on multiple occasions and constantly found reasons to come over to my place alone.

I did the right thing, didn't touch her and eventually all that stopped. However I didn't tell my friend anything and let him marry a whore that will for sure cheat on him.

roll

Well come play friend

roll!!!

I jack it to videos of grannies.

roll!

I touched my dick once and stuff came out of it

Go to the doctor noaw it's mustard gas

Really can't say much.

The politics here are so fucked up an absolute NOBODY can pit one politician against another with the right social engineering.

Fine, impatient much?

Go back a few decades, dipshit.

There are literally articles and news sources online with her Dad's fucking face and a warrent for arrest.

>However my channel is actually an experiment on how far can I trick conservatives before they realize the truth.
Looks like they've selected Trump as their presidential nominee

Your experiment is redundant - there are no limits

It's a toy not a dick, a lot of girls love DP too. Little tip get her on top, start fucking her ass cowgirl style and pound her pussy at the same time with that dildo.

>posts face
>won't post titties without face
>wat

If male, yes.
If female - no, not at all. Go right ahead

I am the CEO of a multimillion dollar corporation, and I hate it. I hate what it has done to me. Sometimes it's better to want things, not have them.

>betraying a friend over this ogre
>being this desperate

Why do you assume I'm north american?

But yeah, the conservatives here are much like Trump-supporters. And yeah, I've pushed lies down their throats that should have made it painfully obvious that I'm deceiving them.

The ooey gooey thing is always temporary. If you two can be best friends, and be very open about what you do and do not want, you can really go a long way toward creating genuine intimacy. You could always ask him how he would feel about opening up...maybe let him know that you want the commitment and relationship but that you would prefer something more open. Forced monogamy isn't for everyone. That being said, it could mean the end of that relationship. It is what it is, but you have to live for you. Just don't drop a genuine partner in search of superficial "butterflies in your stomach" - the hormones will regulate and you'll be exactly where you are now, less a strong ally in your life.

I hate therapists, but therapy is a safe and encouraging place to discuss a sensitive scenario such as this...one with a wide scope of factors to consider.

I would recommend speaking to someone one on one, then considering a joint session so you have a little coaching in discussing this with him.

This relationship can be anything you want it to be. But he has to be on-side. It's the fair way to go.

You're cute but longer hair on you would work better. Also tits.

I'm currently cucking a really nice guy and he knows nothing about it. Basically I buy her a toy and some weed once a month and I have my own personal cam whore and fuck toy. Pissed in her mouth last time and then dropped her off to meet him directly after.

Suicidal thoughts every night. Noone knows about it.

Dubs of truth

I'd like to kill myself. But I think that would probably fuck the boyfriend up even worse than.... whatever I am

Wow, this is the first board I've posted myself on and I haven't been accused of "using my sister's selfies" but instead, I get ridiculed for not posting nudes because some poor starved neckbeard is sick of looking at his own. :c sad boy, sad boy.