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Survey says qt wolves :)

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hellu

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No Demos allowed.

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freklz how do i run a campaign this is bullshit

Are you going to stop being a shitter to poor anons?

Give me your address so I can touch your penis.

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I'll try

Don't be creepy.

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more chat noir

make it up as you go

have a general idea of the plot and the things you want to happen to the party and build the specific encounters from there

be prepared to adapt if the party goes in a totally opposite direction than you expect

I dunno, they're all kobolds
I dont think there is anything I cant expect

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laugh damn you..

Chat Noir is mine though.

I didn't see the need for it.

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Be funny

Sorry, Daddy.

What percentage of people do you think on average have homemade fursuits?

I don't care whose he is, just continue posting pictures of him

that's why you have to just bullshit it

that's not to say don't prepare anything at all, though

but you'll probably have to come up with encounters and plot developments like, mid-session, at most one session before

at least that's how my old gm did it

80%?

bump

aww...

80%

Are you just trying to make me angry tonight?

> 80% of people

It's on the agenda.

From my studies, yes.

I figure i can just keep feeding them gnomes until they are happy

everyone loves killing gnomes, right?

pic related, it's the bears they will be fighting first session

So... I'm the weird one?

You absolute shit.

I feel the sample population you studied isn't representative of wider society.

Yes.

depends what kind of game they are interested in I guess

cute

>going against the majority
Yes.

That's me, |shit|.
What, don't you have a home made fursuit?

I think they dont care too much as long as they can mess around a little

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So... can you have a swine suit?

And if so, does a person suit count?

Literally shit.

Because I'm not a furry and I refuse to hide my uggo face.

Yes.

Get in here!

seems pretty easy, then

I know

I just have not run a campaign before. It makes me nervous

you'll do fine

if i don't I am suing you for negligent misstatement.

call the cops, they can't un-embarrass you

So... in a sense we are all furries?

It's okay I will just abandon my girl persona and make a new one somewhere else.

I like being a fakegirl. It's like being a real girl without the menstruation and effort

The cutest shit ever taken.

>not hiding ones uggo face
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alright hipster mcraybands, whatever floats yer boat

yes I agree

so you are going to GM through text?

Yup. My mic is actually broken right now so I'm not even lying.

I might type some descriptions up later for copy-pasting.

A truly polished turd.

I prefer the "warts and all" approach to life.

Yes.

may be a good idea

How many warts do you have? Have you named them?

None.

I'll name one of the hapless adventurers that invade the kobold lair after you

Probably an elf girl who will get shanked

>Not having a single wart
>considering oneself "uggo"
I revoke you of your uggo card.

hot

I'll let you know if they decide to show any mercy

I can still be uggo despite that.

so are they just gonna be defending their warren against invaders or going out on adventures or what

can we put this matter aside and agree that the picture you just posted is SOOOO adorable.

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No. Someone as uggo as me is undeserving of catboys.

Bit of both. I have plans for a gnome merchant caravan to pass by, so being kobolds they'll want to raid that

There's also farms and human villages, which will result in the humans attacking them back.

Got an idea for an attack from the underdark, and the kobolds will need to raid them back to retrieve their stolen eggs/hoard/tribespeople

It's not gonna be a long campaign.

seems really fun actually

Not all of us can handle the tame innocence that is catboys.

Somebody really needs to clone MARU!

I can handle them. I am just not worthy.

Matsus cannot be catboys though. Matsus are abominations.

I'm also fucking them around a bit with the ending

Two plot points are
1: they're building a hoard hoping to attract a dragon patron
2: until a massive skirmish recently, they were a big tribe under this one particularly incredibly warleader

Kobolds are big believers in reincarnation, and one of the eggs is extra large. So I'm gonna layer suuuper obvious hints that this egg is the reincarnation of the warleader

Meanwhile they'll be bitching about what dragon they're gonna get. Black, green or red since they're all evil. They're already arguing it in skype

The big egg is actually a dragons egg. Best of all, it's a fucking bronze dragon.

that's fantastic

First of all how dare you.
Second of all, I know a anime you should watch that you would thoroughly enjoy.

So yeah

Egg hatches. Bronze dragon whelp pops out

THE END

anyway i suppose I should try to get some sleep. Nite

nini

Why are you always shitposting your ava in g/fur threads but never contribute? At least post something sexual of him damn

No

I can be a daring sort of person.

I have already seen Ghost Stories though.

Were you a part of D.A.R.E?

but osomatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

What is that?

What about it?

Not only is it a gorillaz song, but
Drug Abuse Resistance Education (DARE) Evidence Rating: No Effects - More than one study. Program Goals. The primary goal of Drug Abuse Resistance Education (DARE) is to teach effective peer resistance and refusal skills so that adolescents can say “no” to drugs and their friends who may want them to use drugs.

Then stop nigga

Also you should watch that.

Have a porn.

Just look though, this thread was fucking sprinting until you two showed up, the last thread, pure g/fur and all its qt wolf glory, then you ava fags show up, and actually cause a thread to sage....notice a pattern? Ps...that's not even porn bro...it's just a blink of ava circle jerk

rather have a dead thread than one being spammed with porn

Oh.

Yes obviously I know it's a song.
All that other stuff sounds like lame narc shit.

NO.

What exactly do you contribute to the thread?

Holy shit that gave me cancer....it was a fucking porn thread you Retard...it literally started off as fucking gay fur porn....you fucking Retard