Mods from pol are gay tell me what to say
Mods from pol are gay tell me what to say
I have a big mushroom and I make big cums
Kara to make one with us in it, haha?
I was written about once in a romantic novel. And by romantic novel I mean news paper article about a search for a serial rapist.
Ask her how many dicks she's taken.
Need some inspiration for you next work?
Done
The others made me laugh but I wanna see how far I can get before acting like a complete retard.
Fucking smooth
Hah! I was on Sup Forums and your faggot thread inspired me to come over to Sup Forums for a classic thread like this.
The mods maybe fags, but they're right. Your thread belongs here, fag.
Usually I wait from 30 minutes to an hour before answering so people think I have a life.. Which I don't
But they don't have to know
Post some more of you matches while we waits for this bitch to reply. I've got loads of offensive comments to bust on these bitches.
I dunno why I didn't use this sooner. Why are Girls like this?
This fucking NAME HAHAHAHA
Ohh! Cool! The setting will be a pirate vessel in the Caribbean, the year is 1834. I'm the captain of the ship, Captain Beuf-Curtin, and you shall be mermaid in distress. Have you ever been fingerfucked with a hook?
I'd like to meat you analy.
Sorry to lead you on.
Actually, I'm gay.
You could still write one tho, forbidden love and all that. Maybe I'll even turn straight in the story ;) ;) ;)
So how do we do this, Analy?
Do I take you to dinner first, or do we skip straight to the buttsuff?
What's stopping you, if you write as beautiful as you are it should be no problem, right? ;)
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Wow. Playing hard to get, I see
This
Love your name. Let me butter that biscuit.
>Captain Beuf- Curtin
my fucking sides
do u know gary mitchell?
WEW LADS
Well, you already look part fish. No offense
I want to raise my mast for you
I've always wanted to get with the kind with a fish head but lady parts. That way I could, you know
Your purpose for setting sail was to find gold. But instead, you came across booty far more precious...
You fall hard in love in the captain, and want to get human legs, and the only way is by the creation of true love between us....
For that you need the magic password, also known as phone nr
Here's another
sup bitch
WTF, girls never talk first. I bet you have a dick and/or are a robot.
What was life like in the 1930ies?
I went with this one
some one stole my toilet seat
kek
Check'em
well, this is going to be in every dubs thread now
I get a cancer. Because of you. Can we have sex before i dead?
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I'm taking a shit and it's hurting so bad lol sup with you
And another
Roll lmfao omg
Nice bitch
Ever since I saw the movie León - the professional I've always wanted to bang you
What's wrong with your guinea pig?
Have you ever been told that you look just like your dog?
Ha, this is choice.
It appears we have similar interests. Would you care to establish a friendship with me that could develop into something more? Perhaps fuck buddies?
I like you. Do you like me?
OP, we want more of Kara
Hey girl. You ever get freaky with that thing?
D'ya ever let that dog lick your butthole?
I'm bi, we can oggle at guys together
I have a dog, too. We go through about 3 jars of peanut butter a week.
Car to suckle my clam hammer?
Op is rip
...
This
OP doesn't Kara about us anymore. He turned out to be a faggot after all. Goodbye, you turdburglar.
get dubs and he will deliver