How do you live knowing most girls will have come across a dick like mine in their time and will have to force themselves to feign interest when they see yours?
You may be the better person but that primal psychological satisfaction will never be fulfilled.
What are you even talking about? You dick is fucked up. It looks like a poorly made balloon animal.
Betting pencil dick detected
holy shit i kek'd
Nice try OP but you're not black.
That's my size op cept mine doesn't look like a crayon.
Average cock. Congrats low quality bait.
You're gunna attract a lot of abuse for being so cocky, excuse the pun, but that is a God tier penus.
nice d-warts bro
also why is your dick so thin??
>thick greek meat race reporting in
Lol. You look tiny as hell...what are you, a buck-thirty, thirty-five? good luck getting a woman first thin mints
I'm gay.
Nice try tho fam
U jelly bro
As long as you make them cum real hard, they don't give a shit. Average dudes just have to work a bit harder, but can still give chicks orgasms as good as a guy with a huge dick. That being said, Thread is obviously bait.
>those faggy sandals
The large penis is obviously the only thing you have going for yourself so make it count.
My gfs sandals niglet.
Dem feet do
Handsome guy here with a 6" dick. Trust me. A woman wants to take decent picks with a handsome guy more than anything.
timestamp faggot
tell her I said not to wear them when she comes over
Weak
Nice genital warts, nigger.
>Says the guy who's so insecure he needs to brag on Sup Forums
would gladly suck/10
t. faggot
Your probably right actually bro. I could be doing something better with my life right now rather than in sighting people to mock normal physical variations of my reasonably large cockitchen.
You may have a bigger paddle, but we're in the same boat.
Oh fuck that made me laugh
bumpep
But your dick isnt bigver than mine? And im not a faggot? I dont understand.
Dude fuck your deformed dick, the fuck are those lumps on your waist/hip area . You have cancer dude wtf
retards like you are just a piece of meat.
you bring nothing else to the table, the male version of a vapid whore.
and you fags always forget that women aren't loyal, they want to experience every kind of cock.
sure that might mean fucking small ones, but I'm sure a lot of women would rather fuck 100 different small to average cocks vs the same old boring big cock every single day.
Must be hard for you. I actually have trouble with most girls I've been with. Would actually probably lose an inch in length ideally.
I'm just bored and insighting and emotional reaction from silly bints.
Your abdomen is so fucking lumpy dude, fucking gross.
My dick is manly unlike yours
A lot of girls have trouble with it at certain angles/positions but theyre usually to busy enjoying me fucking them without relying on my size. Except if i unexcpectedly bottom out. But seriously unless its tiny anons youre good.
Thanks for making me feel better about myself by talking about your smaller than average cut wang.
Your dick looks like it belongs on a 39yo mexican.
Thanks, I never noticed before. I will make sure to iron it flat next time.
yo holy shit. literal perfect body if them tits are real. got any more buh?
Kek nice try at using perspective to your advantage but its still not even pushing average.
I'm Indian and I'm 21 dumbass
"In sighting" kek
Nigga do you even know what the average is. It's below 6 inches. U blind
Kill yourself than, you curry and BO smelling faggot.
Gross, at least beaners can cook... You probably aren't even a curry nigger are you?
>bottoming out
I know that feel. My wife doesn't enjoy getting poked in the cervix and says that it hurts. Last time, though, I poked her in the cervix and she moaned. So I kept doing it and she cummed her brains out. I asked her about it afterwards because it's normally something she doesn't enjoy. She says she doesn't know why it felt good this time, but it felt *really* good.
Pretty fitting then, also nice mole on your dick kek
Now That's What I Call Cock
I've got 8.5 and make $236k
MAYBE you have half an inch on me but I make 12x your income you poor piece of beta trash.
I know I'm still laughing now. The funniest think I ever read. How could someone even do that? I mean do they even know it's not tworth words? Maxi mum fuck ing kek
Man being on Sup Forums makes me feel so much better about my dick. I mean mine is bigger than OP's and it doesn't look fucked up like his.
I never considered myself lucky for my dick but the more time I spend here on Sup Forums the more convinced I am that my cock is shaped by the gods
Because she realizes if she wants to have a good future for herself and her children, she will have to settle for someone making 6 figures as well as having to sign for every prenup I throw her way.
It's cool, with your lanklet body my perfect 6' 210lb body will satisfy any woman better than you ever could, even with a dick that's only slightly above average
You jealousShut up way bigger and hotter than yours
That's no 6' like I said not even pushing average
Thanks man
yeah but being a cum vacuum has its short cummings to
Birches love lanklets
>I've got 8.5 and make $236k
Neither of these are true. You really suck at this. Are you even trying?
Where are you from OP?
you can fuck off shit cunt, thats barely even a dick.
Slovakia, sometimes germany
smh why you posting Pissmouse's dick trying to say its your.
I've got 9 inches and 240k. plus i bought a really cool hat.
Mate that is smaller in every dimension but smallness
nvm thought i recognized your dick
wrong post
>Slovakia
that has to cancel out a few inches
You don't have to believe me. I am a director at one of the largest IT companies in the US though.
The fuck is pissmouse
Oh yeah? I've got 9.25" and make $245k. Plus I have a collection of really cool hats.
Kek what's to be jealous of, you're a shit skin by you're own admittance and have a forgettable dick you are trying to boost your confidence about and long story short bud, it's nothin special as everyone has posted
Which one, infininigger?
Some dude who posted his dick awhile back. These pics were literally from that thread. Pissmouse always timestamped
Sweet wanna give me 2k and half an inch? I'll pay for the transplant
It starts with a C, ends in an O and was founded in San Francisco in the 80s :)
Pissmouse must just have a sweet lookin dick like me then
I was baiting you with the hats. Shoes are where it's at. Everyone knows this. And also, when I said 9 I was talking soft. And when I said 240k, I was only counting what was in my pockets.
Foreplay bro. Makes the difference between pain and pleasure.
I am 6'1" and my partner is almost as tall. Only 6" even, and bottom out easy. Dudes that are above 7 really aren't worth much more than something to suck on, says the previously mentioned partner. She has...experience.
Pornstars can handle that much size either because they fake pleasure for the camera, or their vaginas are so loose and stretched from toys and dicks that are complete outliers to the average size. Most of these fucking threads are from minors who don't know anything about sex.
Odds are, if you worry about your dick you are anxious. Makes you perform poorly. Just relax and enjoy the experience. Both of you probably want it to be great.
I feel sorry for you that you have to take pictures of someone else's dick and brag about it. kys kid
Its much better than you pathetic white cock
5inch dick here, keep my girlfriend satisfied just fine, she gets those big cums when she rides me and I can also make her scream with oral, feels good
Ya your dicks small compared to mine
Hit the nail right on the head.
I mean, if you're going to make it that fucking obvious, you could just say "Cisco". You definitely do not work for Cisco. I demand proof of your employment and large penis.
probably the same way basic girls feel when they see lovable fat shaved pussy lips. Fuck off troll
I really like your child hands. Must attract all of the girls. You have those awkward autist stub fingers.
FuckU I have sxc supple hands and I play women like a faun plays the flute
Fedora detected
I think OP is retarded but you sir are fucking niggardly retarded.
We never skimp on the foreplay. Honestly I can't think of anything that stood out. If you're married I'm sure you know that at least some of your sex becomes what I call "mac'n'cheese sex", because it's quick, simple and always good. And that's what this was. I don't get it, but I wish I did. The whole idea of bottoming out and her loving it is a huge power trip.
This guy has successfully baited you all with his junk
clean your floor homie
Looks like a turd sliding out from his ass niggers are so fucking nasty lmao
Like what, a picture of my bage?
Rate?
Sure a picture of your badge next to your dick would do. With a time stamp, of course.
No get fucked
Do you see how mad you've made them
Dude!, break out the vacuum for fucks sake, that place is a pigsty
Yes and it only makes me harder
>You may be the better person but that primal psychological satisfaction will never be fulfilled.
Your intelligence must've disappeared in the process of your puberty. Size is not a " primal psychological satisfaction", size is whats currently meta. 2000 years ago small was the hip thing, congratz on hitting the evolutionary lottery in nothing but your penis