You know what to do

you know what to do

howdy partner

can i jizz on your glasses and take you to mcdonalds after?

lame. waiting for reply

"wanna try to trump my stump?"

what color is your asshole?

My fave books do u read too I'm a total nerd xD

are you a feminist?

White people. Am I right?

Nice lips

Roll

"You look like the girl who pooped on a bunch of flags."

include pic

That's a man.

"You and me, poop back and forth, forever."

[(卐)] Heil Hitler![(卐)]

I'm a potato

...

shame this wasn't odds

reroll

please fuck me

Does the carpet match the drapes

i touched my moms clit once on accident.

I was helping her with an ingrown hair

Hey cumguzzler, 8 inches, think you can handle that?

if no,

YOU SAY NO TO MY AR-15 YOU FUCKIN PRICK

Dick pic

...

"I have 2 penises. They hate each other."

Should we gas the kikes

Hey babe, I vape.
Now that you want my D, show me what I'm working with so I might consider.

Have you ever stuck a pen up your butt just to see what it feels like? Me neither.

Reroll

Niggers

"I have a bleached asshole."

Reroll

winrar

Winrar

rollin'

she unmatched because of this.... stop being completely retarded

"There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen."

'Your name is an anagram for Hazel Bite, which is a coincidence.'

When she responds asking why: 'Because I want you to bite my hazel'.

At least you'll be original before she cancels that match.

Op is a faggot

"Penises grow from clits"

OP here

I want to practice my deepthroat technique on bananas, but I am worried that the banana will break off in my throat and I will choke.

How did you practice?

The only thing that I can do to help you to be a good idea for me to do with the new year is your favorite part of my resume and I am not a good idea of the time of year to date on all of your website on top and the rest is history of a few weeks back to me and my husband is in a couple days and then you will have a good idea of the time of year to date with all of your help with this mail is to get a new thread in a couple days and then you will be a good idea.

dubs winrar?

"Want to come over and watch Netflix and eat chili?"

fine jusr cuz its funny

Tell her her name is an anagram for 'Made alien' and then ask her if she's a reptilian.

"If I said you have a nice body, would you gag on my cock?"

waiting on this

don't worry, user, that line got me my wife

Do you like loli?

that is over

you need to post a new grill to keep the thread going

It might be hours before deepthroat replies

Tell her you wanna keemstar her

Yo babe, I vape all day. Now that you want my D, you better give me all the best parts of you, uncovered, so I can see if I should even consider letting you have my footlong. And yah, it's 12 inches and you can't say otherwise if you want it.

OP here

yeah she unmatched kek

I thru hiked the appalachain trail last year. It sure was lonely. Want to come with this year? I need something to barter for smokes

69 says you should do it
Anyways, go for the a fruit hanging so low, it's fucking buried in the ground.

Your name is an anagram for 'A ass nice'. Can you confirm?

Hello M'lady, Do you like men who wear fedoras and are kind to their loving partners? Well you're in luck, because I do both.

ARE YOU A FEMINISM

>69
Doo eet user

whats with you and ur autistic anagrams

Cinammon rolling af

Bitches love feeling special and they think you thought a lot to say shit like that. Btw, change that to 'a nice ass' kek

Rolling for this.

What part of your menstrual cycle are you on?

Why not 'a nice ass'?
It's anagram too

Yes, I'm not an English speaker and it's late as fuck here. I'm tired.

she gonna unmatch but whatever, better than the rest and dont want thread to die

"So, you come here often?"

Frenchfag go to sleep

Hey beautiful. How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up, scrambled, or fertilized?

>A ass nice
"A nice ass" flows a little better there bud

nice lips. are they ready for game time?

I'm not a French faggot, faggot

Rolling for this

Vid/story?

PENIS BOOK

I mean it's got to be close, right, faggot

Hello, my name is OP. I'd tell you my life story, but I'm afraid the details are quite inconsequential. But very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self improving boulongerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. At age 9, I received my first scribe. At age 12, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, I suggest you try it.

I have an average sized penis (4.5 inches hard) reply if you're interested.

Tell her what you want to do to her. Include fucked up fetishes, touching random body parts with one of your random parts, anything disturbing you can think of.

no one's replying

Yes, because your mum called me five times to go to bed already

no one loves you

my pp is 400 feet long ill fuk u reel hard bby

I may die today. Help me celebrate.

That's less than 12cm
I bet your mum's cunt has a longer diameter

I'd like to lick the insides of your cheeks.

Wow! :0 you're super beautiful, girl.
I like you ;D

cunt is a bad word, date me and i will never call you a dirty fucking cut, that is one thing I can promise. I hate the word cunt.

cunt*

Woaaahhhh sick burn germanfag(?) xDxDxDxDxDxD HAHAHAHAA

Wrong post, shoody doody

Hey girl. Papa John here, and I'm ready to give you the sauce.

o shit boys we got one, 7 decides, get me pussy

How often do you cut yourself? Rawr XD ;)