Yay

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> THE FUN NEVER ENDS!!!

perturbator.bandcamp.com/album/the-uncanny-valley

sucess.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

nnnnnnneeeWWWWWWWWWWW PERTURBATOR?

mhm

Property is over-priced in important cities here too. Barely makes a difference to me.

Trite.

masterperturbator

Hi Dev

FRANK!!!!

gonna listen to it and feed in league after i finish this documentary

sounds great

hopefully the place you get allows pets

bump

Hello

Howdy hunnibuns.

Get in here!!

Get in here!!

And here too!

I won't get any pets while I'm there.

But where will Tay stay?

i am entering your ass

I love America

Requesting blushing/etc

Pic related

Bye guys! CHOW! CHOW!!
Civil War start right meow

He's not a pet.

cool blog, subscribed

love this one

you do not have permission to access to the ass

but i thought he slept at the foot of your bed and needed you to feed him?

That's only partially true.

Get in here

but???

it is ok, you can always join eisen's pants. like 3/4 true

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i will join eisen and become voltron

I'm surprised nobody has posted the "arbeit mach frei" sign that's at the entrance to Auschwitz and said "get in here".

I swear a picture of Birkenau was just in my captcha for this post.

How do you claim to know this?

Chet that's mean

with the power of eisens pants you shall defend the universe

i'm just running on empty claims.

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Nothing bad ever happened in Auschwitz.

Well you're surprisingly accurate.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Of course it is.

also everybody knows the foot of the bed is prime sleeping position

It fucking was as well.

"Select the pictures with grass" on a post with an Auschwitz joke.

> not spooning your partner

Well if you hate intimacy I suppose you might be right.

the real intimacy is being your partner's footstool

I've never had a good spooning session before, I dunno if I was doing something wrong or if it's just way over-rated.

i do like intimacy tho, i even like cheesy romance lines. i'm merely getting the general idea of how you do it into the picture.

Are you your partner's footstool since you're so tall?

i-i've done it before

Very cute.
tell more cute things you've done before please

i do not know where to begin

You're doing it wrong.

Of how I do it?

idunno either, i'm just bored and i want to smile at nice stories from people i know.

well fug

of how you do it, yes.
now also tell me cute stories.

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I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.

No.

define cute so i know where the line not to cross is

that'll be the day won't it
ughh

anything goes? i don't think i understand how something could cross the line on this subject matter. sex stories are fine, sitting on the couch watching shit is fine, just something nice you're willing to write for my enjoyment.

It may be.

Specifics will stay between me and him. Certainly not telling stories in thread.

Ew, too many new namefags. I look away for one month..

fine.
fine. fine.

yeah man all these brand new namefags poppin up all of a sudden

we have a futon we lay flat and cuddle on when we watch stuff

i dunno we snuggle a lot, we watched snooker yesterday for like three hours

filter them

You need a better hobby. Read those papers.

very nice, you get an A.

yeah i really do. talking to people is hard though.
>Read those papers.
i guess that'll kill an hour. send them again please i have no idea where they were saved.

went to a horse race today, note: did not snuggle at race

I mean a better hobby than collecting "stories".
Can't at the moment.

I went to a horse race once with my grandma, since I wasn't betting anything I didn't have a grand as a time as I could have.
How was it?
>no horsie snuggles
:(:(:(:(:(:(

it was fun and cool, and then we bet 1$ and it became very intense, and we lost by the tip of a horse nose.

i'd smooch a horse

fugjdifkd

a WHOLE buck down the shitter man, this is why gambling is bad
why did you go to a horse race of all things tho

juman juman femboys up to somthin

z's boss invited us

but also, the real reason that bet was intense was because the people at the betting machine in front of us were so drunk that they forgot to take their 20$ voucher, but they left before we realized what happened, so we waited like 10 minutes to see if they'd come back and they did not. thusly, we stole their money and bet it 2:1 on a win, and lost by a nose. woulda been a free 60$.

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yeezy yeezy yeezy just jumped over jumpman

woa what are the odds of that, what a shame.

>what are the odds
he said, 2:1

what are the odds of forgetting to take a $20 vouches i meant

probably higher

they were very drunk, but it is funny because the only way that would ever happen is if you put a 20 in the machine and walked away immediately

just think of the poor machine, being given money and then abandoned

i'll take that any time or day from almost anyone

this

should i stream rainbowsix

i'd have to probably close chrome

if you want

dunno how much attention I'll pay to it

Fuck you, furfags. Why not just fap to humans?

na i'll just post here between rounds

butt everybody left tho

sounds good

you are here

i'm here too

see, that's like 3 people

Dev

devs here too, and anonymous

He's not here that's the problem

wow, already up to 5

wha bout me, ill be dev tonight

So you'll play overwatch?

i'm the floridian i'll be dev

hey steve are you listening to new perturbator

no im gaming in this game that requires hearing, but later yes

nooooope, ill kiss ya though

>not playing every game with music blasting
>not playing csgo totally deaf

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